Constantine Maroulis takes it on the double chin
Did the Village Voice slam Constantine Maroulis in their recent piece or did he slam himself? Either way - This Is Constantine Maroulis. He Wishes You Knew That. - is one of the funniest articles we've read in months. This guys ego, sense of entitlement, and hipster lifestyle are off the hook..

"After the 31-year-old rocker finished fixing his hair, even fluffing the hairs on his chest a bit with the blow-dryer, he sprayed a coat of Axe deodorant all over his torso"
"'I've paid my dues.' That is a phrase Maroulis employs often to explain that he is not a loser like the other American Idol losers. He believes the show merely helped him achieve the kind of success he deserved and would have perhaps reached on his own"
"'It's fucked-up,' Maroulis went on. 'You put Scott Savol's poor overweight kind of white-trash family on there stirring the spaghetti and some ketchup and all of a sudden you get, like, half the country's votes. That's just the way it is.' Savol beat out Maroulis and entered the top five before being eliminated."
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