Speculation On Kelly Osbourne's Black Eye
Oh please, we're not buying that old "a cupboard fell on me" excuse. Here's some theories on what might have really happened...

1) Naomi Campbell, tired of Kelly's pranks, threw a cell phone at her.
2) Bad-ass bitch Sharon Osbourne kicked her in the head.
3) One of those dangerous, near-death DJ incidents.

Kelly Osbourne Crisis Intervention

Image via the Daily Mail!