Paris Hilton Asleep at the Wheel
Paris Hilton's media attention is dying away. Britney's cornered the market on crotch flashing and crazies, and Lindsay's a much sexier druggy. Paris's antics are taking a sleepy backseat these days, albeit in the front seat, in this hilarious picture from X17online...

50 Cent's crew kicked Paris offstage this weekend. She's resorting to stirring up lesbian rumors about herself for attention. Fortunately, Paris has her giant man-hands to fall back on.

Memories...
Paris & Drugs in Pictures
Paris Hilton's Upskirt Mess
Paris Pees Herself in Public
Paris & Fergie Get Sloppy Drunk
Tina Fey on Why Paris Hilton Sucks

PS, we're fighting the urge to stack Red Bull & dildos on her head!