Joan Rivers' Willie
Joan Rivers once said when she looks at her crotch she see's Willie Nelson staring back at her (here's what that might look like.) An awesome reader sent in this update: an image believed to be a close up of Joan Rivers' Willie! Proceed below to view in full...

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Joan's Willie, close up and personal below...

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