The Hef, The Hoff and The Parasite
Would you rather see Hugh Hefner go in for an open mouth kiss on Parisite Hilton?... Or David Hasselhoff dive at Hef open mouth?... Luckiliy, you don't have to choose!...

Previously: Oh Snap! Hef at a Party for "Deadwood"

Photos via: Hugh Hefner Gets Down With His Bad Self