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Best wishes for a fabulous 2007. You are beautiful.

Last Gossip of 2006!
Drink it up...
- Egotastic
- Hollywood Tuna
- A Socialites Life
- IDontLikeYouInThatWay
- Just Jared
- Pop Sugar
- Hollywood Rag
- College Humor
- Dlisted
- TMZ
- Bastardly
- Popoholic
- Molly Good
- Im Not Obsessed
- Best Week Ever
- Defamer
- Zipped

Mariah Carey, Champagne and Snow
Hope your New Year's chillin' like Mariah!...

Mariah's message for Britney Spears
Mariah Carey's botox overload
Dictionary of "Mariahisms"

Dirt Of The Year
Not the biggest stories, but some of the funnest!...

Whitney Houston's bathroom crack den
Tina Fey calls Paris Hilton a "piece of shit"
Celebrities starving themselves to be cute
Britney Spears half eaten corndog on eBay
Mel Gibson commemorative "sugar tits" tee
Howard Stern plastic surgery revelations
Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson's offspring
Matthew Mcconaughey's stumpy arms
Angelina Jolie's mystery nose job
Jared Leto attacks Elijah Wood
The Transformation of Star Jones
Brad Pitt's massive moose knuckle
J.Lo's nipple tweaker scandal
OJ Simpson, punked for life
Hot Trend: Dirty Daddies
Kid Rock's tiny little head
Celebrity mugshots

Buddy In Color

Year of the Dog
Celebs Buddy looks like
Happy dogs are here again

Star slurp
Josh Hartnett's Scarlett Johansson & Gisele Bundchen Sandwich
Victoria Beckham’s Nipples Bring Seasonal Confusion
Bono Is Now Officially A Knight In Shining Armor
Paris Hilton Bikini Pics to Ruin Your Holidays
Angelina Jolie Goes Shopping at Kitson
Vince Vaughn's Sexy Has Left The Building
Britney Spears Plans Huge Tell All Interview
Sally Jesse Raphael or Carrie Fisher?
The Style Guys Review Your Family
A Stunning Britney Holiday Retrospective
The Grind House Trailer Kicks Ass!
Britney Spears Barfs Booze & Sushi
Funny Comments On Famous Paintings
Weird Old Xmas Card: Chihuaha & Rifle
Kristen Bell has Photoshoot Sex with You
Best of The Best Of The Best Of Lists
Best Ass Shot of the Year (nsfw)
Celebrity Wish List: Will Ferrell
Poor Sportsmen of the Year
Tara Reid is an Oxymoron
Danny Bonaduce Gets Dunked
Don we now our bad apparel
Badass Chick of 2006
Bedazzling!

What Happens After You Pass Out
A little holiday reminder of what can happen to people who pass out drunk. With each click you'll drink a little less...

Saran Wrapification
Sorry About Your face
The Melon Helmet Trick
Cozy Beer Can Blanket
Equal Rights For Girls
Sharpie Hell

Keith Urban Or Billy Ray Cyrus?
Was it really Keith who was spotted with that chick? (or married Nicole and went to rehab for that matter.) We're just sayin'...

Nicole Kidman: On Screen Vs. Off

More shots of Keith Urban and his doppelganger Billy Ray Cyrus below...

Holidazed NYC
A great shot of holidazed New York City from Overdramatic

Skyline Of Christmas Lights
Star Lit Lincoln Center

Celebrititty
Jessica Biel Bikini Pictures, Now with Cameltoe!
Kirsten Dunst's Comprehensive Digestive Analysis
Lucy Pinder Is Grateful For Her Working Boobs
Mary-Kate Gets Her Swerve On Over The Holidays
Madonna’s H&M Collection is Ultraglamorous?
Paris Hilton Likes Having Ugly Friends
DJ AM Misses Nicole Richie('s fame)
Kate Moss & Pete Doherty's White Wedding
Mall Xmas Tree Dive Bomb, Insane!
Fantastic Four 2 Trailer Leaked
Nudie Lesbian Photos of Trump's Wife?!
Courtney Love Panty-Less & Hairless (nsfw)
The Battle Of The Pokies: Beckham V. Aniston
Jessica Simpson's Holiday Message For Dogs
Sexy Pamela Camassa Does Fox Magazine
Oprah Battles Those Lesbian Rumors
Will Xtina Be The First Divorce of 2007?
"Crazy Logic meets The Wall", Fantastic!
Lindsay Lohan, World’s Ugliest Stripper
Why You Don't Date People At Work
Will Smith Seems Jealous Of TomKat
Megan Fox Is Like a Hotter Lohan

Maria Sharapova Pictures
Maria Sharapova serves it up in her super sexy Sports Illustrated calendar! 2007 is going to be a slamming year...

It's the next best thing to a Scarlett Johansson calendar. Another sexy pic below...

Godfather of Us All
James Brown is gone but he left a part of himself in all of us. An imprint of rhythm that will live deep in the genes in all human beings until the end of time.

Thank you James Brown, we love you.

Fresh Baked Hollywood
Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt's Surprise Visit to Costa Rica
Hilary Duff Wants No Part Of Nicole Richie's Skank
Kate Beckinsale Slips Some Holiday Boob and Ass
Skinny Jessica Alba Shoots Off Her Big Fat Mouth
Britney Spears Airbrushed to the Max
Tori Spelling' New Attention Whore Scheme
Naughty Miss Nevada XXXtra Nice Photos
Arnold Schwarzenegger Breaks Ass While Skiing
Awkward Holiday Conversations: Girlfriend's Dad
Dramatic Karaoke of 'Lohan Holiday', In Video
It’s Cold Outside, But Jackie Guerrido is Hot
Not Your Normal Set of Christmas Videos
Kiefer Sutherland Is Looking For Commitment
10 Best 2006 Celebrity Encounters With the Law
Santa's Workshop Post Xmas Smoke-In
Tara Reid Spends Xmas Terrifying People
Amazing Handless Shoe-Tying Trick!
JLo Boob Shot From Christmas Past
Sex Tips From Felicity Huffman
King Of Queens Gets Cancelled
Snowed-in Denver From Above
Horny Gingerbread Cookies

Maddox Jolie Pitt: Best Celeb Kid
2006 was the year of celebrity kids, they're running amuck in Hollywood. Our hands down favorite is Maddox Jolie Pitt! With his free spirit and huge sense of humor, it's no wonder he's considered the "ultimate symbol of fun and rebellion"...

The Maddox Jolie Pitt Tattoo!

Tons of cute Maddox photos below!

Load Of Cute
The only cure for holiday overload is a dose of Cute Overload! - Yogurt Kitteh Before and After...

Cat On A Treadmill
Stuff On My Cat
Kitten Wars
Cat Wash
Baffled

How the kitten got this way below...

Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy holiday wishes from our hood to yours!

Happy snowman graf by A Test Of Will. Bonus: Holiday pin-up fun!

Hos Hos Hos
Heather Graham Sexing It Up
Hilary Swank Is Dating Again
Christina Ricci Vows No Fur
Cameron Diaz Likes Sex A Lot
Brad and Angelina’s Baby Joy
Halle Berry Wants to be a Singer
Laura Flynn Boyle Got Married
Coco's Massive Ass Cleavage
Time Mag's Men of the Year
American Idol Season 6 Preview
2006 Year-End Google Zeitgeist
Have A Furry Little Christmas
Most Controversial Celeb of 2006
The Hottest Pussycat Around
Hot or Not: Christine Taylor
As the Debutard World Turns
Weird Al Interviews K-Fed
Photos Of Petra Nemcova
Tarantino's Grindhouse
Wonder Years Hotties
Sharon Stone is Nutty
Anna Nicole is a Mess
Best & Worst Trailers
Who's Luckier?
Ass Parade
Zip It

All We Want for Christmas
What is it? just too fantastic for wordz...

It's all we want for Xmas, that and world peace.

Best Present Ever

What Were They Thinking?
From People Magazine comes one of our favorite year end round-ups from 2006's - Top 5 What Were They Thinking? Moments!...

More "What Were They Thinking?" fashion moments...
Britney Spears with no bra, sweats, greasy hair and zits
What the Fukc Award goes to Alanis Morissette
Mary-Kate Olsen dresses as Shirley MacLaine
Drew Barrymore bounces back in style
Matthew McConaughey's moose knuckle
Lindsay Lohan's fashion ass-tastrophe
Hey Stephen Baldwin, fake tan much?
Katie Holmes' peak-a-boo nursing bra
Kirsten Dunst brings on the fug
Babs flaunts her droopy boobs
Madonna's pimp suit

50 Greatest Cartoons
Found a cool list of The 50 Greatest Cartoons as voted on by the animation industry in 1994. As a holiday present to our readers we've put together a link to an online video for each one below! (we found a video for all but 6.) Many wonderful, funny, trippy and cartoons spanning the decades (and some that were banned.) Enjoy!

(Update: some of the cartoons have been removed from YouTube for copyright infringement, but most are still there...)

Holiday Drama
Britney Brags to K-Fed About The Ass She's Getting
Trailer For Transformers Looks Damn Near Perfect
Paris Hilton Asks Britney Spears for Marriage Tips
Beyonce Tops Best Dressed List For Some Reason
Round-Up of Hotty Hot Brad Pitt Photos
Angelina Jolie Is NOT A Homewrecker
Vote For Your Favorite Celebrity Baby!
Martha Stewart Used To Date Anthony Hopkins
We'd Like To See A Christmas Sweater Do That
Love Pressed Into Jessica Simpson's Bosom
Kiefer Tackles An Xmas Tree, A Holiday Classic
Popular Gifts At The Victorian Orphanage This Year
Kimberly Stewart Works Firecrotch’s Leftovers
Brittany Murphy Understands Crack Addiction
Holiday Wishes From… Adriana Lima
Gemma Atkinson In Her Santa Suit
Latex Outfits Love Kelly Brook
Least Viral Celeb Videos of 2006
Pauly Shore Gets Even More Desperate
Gwen Splashes Out On J Lo's Former Pad
Santa Barely Fit Your Present Under The Tree
Retarded Online Christmas Videos
Sean Penn Rants About Tasty Waves
Renee Zellwegger A Class Act
Selma Blair’s Little Boy Haircut
Gallery of Female Mascots
Happy Happy Movies
Deck the Gals
That'll Do, Pig

It's A Boy Boy Thing
Elton John and Sting snuggle-up at the after party following the charity film premiere of ''It's A Boy Girl Thing'' in London this week. They make a handsome couple...

Olivia Elton John
The Naked Boy Game

Donald Trump Practices His Jerk Face
Rosie O'Donnell called Donald Trump a "snake-oil salesman" on The View Wednesday, after Trump's Miss USA debacle and pompous speech. People Magazine has Trump's bloated reply... "Rosie will rue the words she said. I'll most likely sue her for making those false statements – and it'll be fun. Rosie's a loser. A real loser. I look forward to taking lots of money from my nice fat little Rosie."

Trump Dumps His Spew on Angelina Jolie
Tacky Trump Terrorizes Skyline

Donald Trump's greasy red crack below..

The 12 Days of Dogmas...
... in one day! On the 1st day of Dogmas la la la la...

2 scrunchy faces
3 bathing Buddys
4 stocky legs
5 under bite teeth
6 pounds of bone
7 seconds in a biker cap
8 little paws
9th missing reindeer
10 minute dog nap
11 coarse whiskers
12 chewy bitesss!

Star Dirt
Tara Reid Leaves Her Dignity At The Door
Paris Hilton Thinks She Has Some Authority
Josh Hartnett & Scarlett Johansson Back At It
Sienna Miller's Diet Tip for Girls: Drink Vodka!
Matt, George And Brad Head To Vegas
Tori Spelling Looks and Sounds Ridiculous
Britney Spears and Sister Visit Tattoo Shop
Patricia Heaton Needs a Major Dick Slapping
Crackhead Cat Meets Laser Pen
Meh, Van Damme Can Do It Better
Natasha Lyonne's Drugged Out Nip Slip
Look Out, Nicole's Back Behind the Wheel
Name That Hobo (Hint: It's Not Nick Nolte)
Ghost Rider Gave Eva Mendes Nightmares
Helen Hunt Needs Plastic Surgery
David Beckham Being Fabulous
Borat Can't Not Be Funny
Britney Monster Strikes Again
John Waters' This Filthy World Reviewed
The Always Gorgeous Famke Janssen
Christian Slater and Sharon Stone. WTF?
Jessica Simpson Will Not Tolerate Tit Sag
Matthew Broderick Hates Christmas
Penelope Cruz After Working Out
Christmas Lights Grand Champion
Sophie Monk's Christmas Spirit
Rewriting Beyonce's Poetry
Jingle Booze, Jingle Booze
Find Stuff Seen On Celebs
The Osbournes Are Sad
Kitty Suckerpunch
Santa Does "24"
To The Left

Secret Drug Parties of the Stars
According to Star Magazine - a tsunami of drug use has taken Hollywood by storm. Celebrities are trying any and every combination; with cocaine, xanax, adderall, ecstasy, heroin, oxycontin, and crystal meth readily available. And Lindsay Lohan's suite at the Chateau Marmont is a hotbed of secret drug parties! More below

Whitney Houston - rehab twice since 2004
Robert Downey Jr. - arrested 4 times since 1996
Courtney Love – drug rehab 3 times since 1996

Who's Got The Coke?
Lindsay Lohan's Cocaine Nose
Celebrity Potheads
Long Lines in LA

Has Cameron Diaz Jumped The Shark?
Has the once super hot Cameron Diaz jumped the shark? Recent photos, like these from Cam's TRL appearance have us wondering...

Cameron wants lesbian sex with Pam Anderson
Bruce Willis shows Cam how to jump the shark

More below...

Lit City
New York City at night, there's no other place like it. From Cornershots' great eye on it all... Boiler Room

New York's night moves
Times Square at night
Taipei 101 at night

And we gotta say, Chicago has some sweet night magic too...

Celebutards
Lindsay Lohan's Topless & Bruised Stripper
Gulp! Super Hot Rihanna Is Only 18!!
Are The Spice Girls Going To Reunite?
Miss USA Tests Positive For Coke And Slut
Britney Spears Loves Them Lakers
Hilary Duff as a Euro Pop Star?
Gwen Wants A Queen For Her King
The Top 10 Used Up Trash List!
The Scariest Seinfeld Episode
Posh's Topless Beach Video
Nicole Richie's Got The Munchies
Sienna Worried Sex Is Too Realistic
Janet Jackson's Bizarre Cover
Jessica Biel For the Art Of Elysium
Katharine McPhee Buzzes Like A Bee
Celebrity Fashion Show, Circa 1985
Paris Hilton Confirms Wedding Rumours
Anne Hathaway On The cover Of C Mag
Sean John Coats Are Made From Dogs
England’s “Kelly Clarkson” Sucks
Santa's Wife's a HoHoHo
Who Has a Hotter Ass?
Foxx Gets Pea'd On
Home-made Sun Jars!
Gossip galore

Viddy-Up!
Fresh videos... everyone's favorite seasonal hawker is back with hysterical Christmas goods - Winter Wonderland! More below...

Guitar Skills - Kick-ass guitarist rocks out
Roof Pile Driver - That probably didn't hurt at all
Knicks Nuggets Brawl - Good ole' fashion on-court brawl
Classical Gas - Awesome explanation of classical music
Evolution of a Slob - Hilarious parody of Dove's TV ad
Penalty Kick - Wait for the instant replay!
Don't believe in Santa? - Better start

Larry King Loves Xmas
We had to laugh when TMZ ran the photo on the left of Larry King looking disgruntled over Santa, because Larry made the same face last year, on the right. Larry "The Grinch" King loves the holidays!

Larry King Loves People

Let The Sunshine In
So friggin' cool!... designed by Tobias Wong and available from Spring3D, wonderful Sun Jars! Glass mason jars with a solar panel hidden inside that stores energy and releases a light at night. The perfect thing for a NYC window sill, your very own firefly!...

Check out Spring3D's Online Shop for fun and unusual gits ideas that are also works of art! We're digging the F**k Tab Necklace, Lomo Fisheye Cameras, Balloon Lamp and NY Postcard Collages

Agenda-Driven Design
Tobias Wong's Gold Indulgences

Star Scare
Britney Spears New Tacky See-Through Pics!
Lindsay Lohan Shows Off Her Vagina Arms
Elisha Cuthbert Upskirt Photos Coming
Madonna's Got Pheasant Hunters in Her Sights
Matt Damon Is Awesomely Outspoken
Ben Affleck Is A Changed Man
Brooke Hogan Dances Half Naked
Pink Finally Realizes She Married a Dude
Dr Phil Throws Bumfights Dude Off His Show
Olsen Hair Switcharoo Finally Complete
Gossip That Will Help You Get Laid
Salma Hayek’s Breasts Are Really Big
Pam Anderson's Squished Nip Slip
Anna Nicole Is Back With Her Creey Dude
Spanish People Honors Stars of the Year
Those Carter Boys Are So Damn Classy
Beyonce’s Father Makes Shite Up
Martha Stewart Shares Her Prison Adventures
John Mayer Takes the Fun Out of Everything
Cross Elton John and Suffer His Wrath
Everyone Loves "Dick In The Box"
Angelina Says: “My Womb is Empty”
New Ways To Give The Finger
Last Weeks Celeb Higlights
Who Won Survivor?
Did Puffy Kill Fluffy?
Celebrity Fatties
Hot R-Rated Links!

Buy Celebrity DNA!
Last minute shopping?... Here's the ultimate gift for that celebrity stalker on your list... skin cells, bacteria and various bodily fluids from a strange assortment of famous people on sale at Celebrity Skin

Own Jessica Alba's bra
Britney Spears disturbing thong
Buy Celebrity Fetish Wear!

Everything about this site is friggin' bizzare, dig in...

The Newest Elf
There's a new "misfit" elf on the loose... comparisons have been made between All My Children's Jeffrey Carlson and Project Runway's Austin Scarlett, but it's their uncanny resemblance to "Hermy" from Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer that brings us holiday joy...

"Scared of Santa" Photo Gallery
A Stocking Load Of Christmas MP3's
Give An Adopted Dog A Home For The Holidays

Santacon NYC
Santacon makes it's annual appearance in New York City, in case you notice an abundance of jolly drunk people in red suits around town...

Santacon by Ray Olivares

Santamania!

Gossip Out
Beyonce Keeps Her Shit Private
Everyone Loves Tom Hanks
Paris Hilton Fakes Engagement
An Alyssa Milano Picture Moment
Nicole Richie’s Mug Shot
Eddie Murphy Is Crazy
Hollywood's Breakthrough Awards
Julia Roberts Wears Blue Blockers!
Celebrity Stalker Gift Guide
All We Want For Christmas
Stacy Keibler Looking Cute
300 is THE movie of 2007
Jlo and MarkA are TomKat's BFF's
Pam Anderson's New Playboy Shoot
The Wonkiest Eye That Ever Was
Maria Sharapova's Cleavage (nsfw)
Celebrities Love To Be Seen
Kirstie Alley's Big Again
Stewart/Colbert '08
Amazing Pool Shots
'Esquire' Goes Pop
So long, Paris
Zip It

Model Groping
There's been a recent flood of model groping, fortunately it's models groping themselves so it's all good...

Gisele Bundchen's breast bunching
Karolina Kurkova fixes her thong
Adriana Lima loves her beach boobs

Previously: Celebrity nip slips!

Celebrity Time Travelers
Some celebrities look like they've stepped out of the past even when they're not on screen. George Clooney, Drew Barrymore and Penelope Cruz look perfectly placed in time in Worth1000's photoshop fantasy... Celebrity Time Travel

Previous fantasies...
Celebrity mugshots
Scary star clowns
Perfect couples

Penelope Cruz and Courteney Cox below...

Hawt Couture
One of the hottest fashion items of the season, Vintage Silk Bomber Jackets from Claw Money, got a phat review from HighSnobiety...

We heard Scarlett Johansson recently bought one! More below...

Fame and gory
Sober Lindsay Lohan Still Dresses Like A Drunk
Nicole Richie's Lawyer Speaks For Her High Ass
Kelly Clarkson Vandalizes Amy Lee's Home
Wanna See Jessica Biel's Golden Globes
Sylvester Stallone Looks Flabby & Beat Up
Pamela Anderson Wants a White Christmas
Leonardo DiCaprio Is Gorgeous in Green
What's Up Paris Hilton's Nose?
Movie Titles Replaced with "Vagina"
Ashlee Simpson Has No Time For Smiling
Does Violet Look More Like Ben or Jen?
Christina Ricci’s Sexy Trailer Trash Photos
K-Fed's Shout Out to Brit's New Man
Jordan's Upskirt Exposes Her Tattoo
Another Genius "If They Mated"
Awesome Family Guy Impressions
Lacey Chabert does Maxim Magazine
Top Ten Movies To Put You in the Mood
Enrique Gets $1 Million for Hanukkah Party
Britney Spears: No Panties but Plenty of Drugs
What's wrong with Naomi Campbell's neck?
Standout Child Performances In Film
Howard Stern to Steal Oprah's BFF
Kiki Dunst And Her Mushy Mug
TomKat Can't Stop Partying
Eva Longoria's Boobs (nsfw)
Pauly Shore is Such A Loser
Farrah Fawcett is Back
Taylor Hicks Looks Hot
Frothy the Snowman
Lovin Rachel Bilson
Celebrity Baby Blog
Celebrities As Kids
Thighs Wide Shut
Humping USB Dog
More dirt

Britney Spears Upskirt And Nipples, Whatever
More Britney Spears upskirt photos and nipple flashing from the fabulous x17online! There's comes a point in time when something is so overplayed that any commentary seems redundant, we've reached that point, so go here... Britney Lets It All Hang Out!

Britney's crotch, more than anyone could eat
Britney Spears upskirt photos won't stop
Brit loves to rock a nipple slip

Britney Spears popping nipples and wet upskirt close-ups below...

Cam Digs Pam
Not quite as good as Eva and Eva, but still a fun lesbian fantasy... Cameron Diaz opens up about her crush on Pam Anderson "I had a major girl-crush on Pamela Anderson... Still do, she’s hot as ever."

Cameron Diaz topless photo mega gallery!
Pamela Anderson's hot, and confused
More topless pics of Cameron

Beyond The Land Of Sopranos
Many people don't realize how beautiful and diverse New Jersey is. Bob Jagendorf does and his amazing photos capture the edgy nuances that we love... New Jersey Photo Set

"The 6th Borough”
New Jersey beaches sparkle

"As Seen On The Sopranos Opening Credits" below...

Bitchin' News
WTF Happened to Beyonce's Breast!?
Jordan’s Boobs Attract The Masses
The Alterna-Emo-Boy Band Wars Continue
Angelina Talks About Brad. And Jennifer.
Mischa Barton Looking Absolutely Stunning
Tom & Katie Celebrity Scientology Recruiters
Scarlett Johansson Skips the Thong
Joel Madden Dumped Hilary Duff For Sex
Courtney Love's Crazy Valium Flight
Actor Peter Boyle Dead at 71
Top 5 Tattooed Celebrity Babes
One Hell Of A Best Year Ever
Kramer's Lost Seinfeld Episode
FHM Magazine Is Shutting Down
Wishing For A Naked Jessica Alba
Today's "How High Were You?" Product
Top 5 Ugliest Women 2006, Vote Now!
Sharon Stone's An Attention Whore
Heather Graham Looks Drunk (nsfw)
Heather Mills Could Get $200 Million
Sienna Miller Apologizes To Pittsburgh
Unseen Marilyn Monroe Photos Published
Stavros Parents find Paris Tacky
Is Jessica Simpson Starving Herself?
K-Fed Reveals Britney Spears Secrets
Cameron Diaz Enjoys Intercourse
More of Britney Spears Nipples
Number Six Naked in Playboy!
Posh Threatens Lawsuit
Dan Marino Loses It
Sexy Stars

America's Funniest Uh-Oh Moments

A little hump-day fun with some hilarious "uh-oh" photos!...
Look Mommy I can see the plane's engine
Uh oh, your girlfriend's a lesbian
Disaster at the burger stand
Uh oh, you fell a sleep drunk
Dude, that's not dry yet
Hold on for your life!
Dressing in the dark
Squid’s revenge
Got tow truck

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Photos!
Shiloh Jolie Pitt pictures are finally here! Hello Magazine has a great Jolie-Pitt family photo and she's simply beautiful. We love Maddox's protective hold on her...

Angelina loves her mom
Angelina Jolie's nose job mystery
After her jungle love escape with Brad

More photos below!...

Subway Snuggling
Moody lighting, low vibrations, subways were made for snuggling. Perfectly captured by A Test Of Will

Subway Solitude
1955 NYC Subway Map
Underground Subway Grafitti
Subway Party, New York City
#1 Law of Winter Subway Survival
Dianetics Preys on Children in Subways

Celebutards
Paris and Nicky Hilton Get Super Creepy
Mandy Moore is the Anti-Britney Spears
Mariah Carey Blocks Porn Star Mary Carey
Brad and Angie Not Getting Married
‘High Fidelity’ Makes Top 5 Musicals
Kate Winslet Bans Fashion Magazines
Penelope and Kirsten Are Not Into Orlando
What the Hell Kind of GD Outfit is This?!
The Lindsay Lohan "Be Adequite" T-shirt
He-Man Breaks Into Song and Dance
How To Get Any Guy At A Party
Nicole Richie Eats Sloppy Seconds
Rosie O'Donnell On Chingchonggate
Sofia Hyatt's Awesome See Through Dress
Brit's Vag, By Camille Paglia and Bette Midler
Newly Discovered Species: Ubersquirrel
Courtney Gets a "Hole" Lotta Love
An Anorexic Minute With Pania Rose
Lance Armstrong's New Blond Babe
Natalie Portman Walks Her Cute Dog
Angelina Jolie’s Death Threats Kill a Man
Mandy Moore Forgives Wilmer Valderrama
Britney's New Do: Love It or Hate It?
Angelina Jolie May Join “Sin City 2″
Elizabeth Hurley Is A Moron
Awww... You Got Me Beer
Brangelina's Back in NYC
The Week in Weed
Parties Galore

Kanye West Sued By Evil Knievel
As further proof the world has gone "sue-crazy", Evel Knievel is sueing Kanye West for portraying a character called" "Evel Kanyevel" in his video for "Touch the Sky". Is he trying to outlaw parody!?

Knievel has turned into a crabby old putz and claims West uses his image to "catapult himself on the public." It's actually a cool tribute, and West uses a rocket not a motorcycle.

Brad Pitt Channels Benicio Del Toro
Brad Pitt is looking more like Benicio Del Toro than ever as he hit NYC with Ang this week!...

Brad Pitt's got a cameltoe
Brad brings sexy humanist back
The other end of the look-alike spectrum

Check out how Brad's look has evolved in pace with Benicio's below...

Hooray For Hollyweird
Rosie O'Donnell Pissing Off Asian-Americans
Pics of Kate Moss Topless On The Beach
Sienna Miller is Still Crazy for Jude Law
Is Mischa Barton the Next Britney Spears?
Rachel Bilson’s Sex Appeal Is In Her Confidence
The 10 Most Fascinating People of 2006
Charlotte's Web Hits the Big Screen
Ashton Kutcher is Jealous of Male Models
Nicole Richie Arrested for Vicodin and Weed
Britney Spears Spotted With A New Man
Salma Hayek Wins Best Nude Scene of 2006
2006 Grammy Awards, Did You Vote Yet?
Kirsten Dunst Vogues Her Way Out Of The Shot
Another Fantastic Season of The Amazing Race
Joe Rogan Shows How To Silence A Heckler
Pete Doherty Questioned in Man’s Death
Jenna Jameson Pulls Plug On Marriage
Rachel Ray Pokies. As Seen On TV.
Kate Hudson Finally Cut Ryder’s Hair
America's Next...Pretty...Something
When Bad Stunts Go Very Wrong
How To Creep Out Tourists
Dare To Be Great

Tori Spelling Yardsale Score!
OMG James St. James scored the BEST piece of crap from Tori Spelling's yardsale this weekend, an embroidered pillow that says "If it's not one thing, it's your mother"!... Memorabilia by the Yard

How fabulous?! And a little bonus, Eonline mentions JSJ's score, referring to him as a "young man in a plaid blazer", photo below...

Tori's either broke or nuts
Tori Spelling has new boobs
Try not to be jealous of Tori and Paris

The Revolving Door of Fame
One year ago we got first wind that Britney Spears and K-Fed were breaking up (remember when Brit returned K-Fed's Ferrari!) Let's see what other celebrity gossip was ripe this month last year...

Mariah Carey lost her mind
Kid Rock looked like dog puke
Jennifer Aniston burned Brad Pitt
Chris Klein acted like a deluded dick
Robert Downey Jr. got hit in the eye
Speculation on John Mayer mating
Madonna stole Ace Frehley's look

Yeah, Dudes!
If you're uneducated in the deliciousness of Tenatious D, here's a video that shows everything you need to know - THEY F'ING ROCK!

More amazing videos! The Best F'ing Rock Song Ever below...