It's all in the name
If you've ever wondered what it would look like if Elton John had the female role in Grease or Sonny Bono was the lead singer of U2, Worth1000 has the pictures! We love this contest that swaps people with the same names... Namesakes!

George Bush pictured in drag
Tom Cruise pictured as Yoda
Scarlett as Scarlett, and Louis as Louis below...
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Own Jessica Alba's bra
A "Black Sexy Top" worn by Jessica Alba in the film Sin City is up for sale on eBay! They call it a top, we call it a strapless bra. Whatever, it held Jessica Alba's naked boobs and could be the perfect holiday gift for your girlfriend...

Jessica Alba's tattoos
Jessica Alba is repelled by fanny packs
Jessica makes Mathew Broderick question sexuality
Own the scent of Britney Spears
Celebrity Fetish Wear
Lindsay Lohan's "sexy satin shoes" from Bobby are also for sale!...
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Country star Troy Gentry kills captive bear
A truly cruel and cowardly story, country music singer Troy Gentry has pleaded guilty to killing a domesticated, captive bear, named "Cubby." He was going to lie and pretend he'd killed it in a hunt, but what he really did was shoot it in a tiny 3-acre private enclosure surrounded by an electric fence. He's disgraced his fans and family, and the assertion that hunting is a "sport" with his cowardly and deceitful act.

Polar bears are so friggin' cute
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Bruce Willis demands rootbeer!
This time last year, we dug up that Bruce Willis had reportedly acted rude and cheap at a restaurant. This weekend Willis pulls out more primadonna behavior, demanding bar staff go on a late night hunt for root beer for his cocktail. Bruce Willis's coolness has left the building...

Bruce's bald-basher beatdown
Bruce Willis is cheap
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Ashlee Simpson's face is melting
It's a sad statement on our times that at the young age of 22, Ashlee Simpson has virtually ruined her face with too much plastic surgery. After several procedures, including atleast 2 nose jobs and many lip injections, her face has an odd overworked look and her lips deflate between plumpings. It's kinda hard to believe, even in these days of excessive facework being the norm.

First nose job on the left, second one on the right (both in 2006.)
Ashlee Simpson's nose job
So now who's the hottest Simpson?
Ashlee's nose used for Jessica's boob lift
Let's not give up on Ashlee Simpson in Playboy
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How cocaine is made
Couple hundred pounds of coca leaves, a little cement, caustic soda, ammonia, quicklime, sulfuric acid and a lot of gasoline. Fascinating and horrifying, this could be the best anti-drug video ever...

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Gwen Stefani goes bald
Not really. But when Worth1000 held a recent Bald Celebrities contest Gwen Stefani was a hands-down favorite (with Angelina Jolie close behind.)

Celebrity twists...
Double your fantasies
Couples that will never be
The fasting track to fame
If movies could mate
A very hot and bald Angelina Jolie below...
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Carrot Top's face wreck
A round up of recent photos of Carrot Top from his official website, CarrotTop.com. Looks like a PSA on "the faces of steriod abuse" (or too much plastic surgery.) Seriously, WTF is happening to his face?...

Danny Bonaduce & Carrot Top: separated at gross
They killed Kenny (Roger's face)
Burt Reynold is all f'd up
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Victoria Beckham: attention whore
Victoria Beckham tried to upstage TomKat's wedding with a parade of extreme fashions this weekend. What an attention whore, doesn’t she know not to outshine the bride? Tom and Katie are the centers of this freak show!

Teeny Tiny Tommy and His Giant Bride
Victoria Beckham's Teeth To Fall Out
Posh Admits To Boob Job
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Lost track of time
Losing track of time takes two paths when we visit the wonderful site Fourteen Places To Eat, we step into an amazing place of time lost, and two hours later, we wonder where the time went.

Holiday cards from FPTE!
More rural favorites
Last picture show
Simple life
Gridlines
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Who's bigger Mick Jagger or Steven Tyler?
Mick and Steven have the two most gloriously massive mouths in Rock & Roll. We did a comparison to see who's is larger... Mick's mouth can hold a Goodyear blimp, but Steven up's him with a Boeing 747...

Steve wins, even though Mick's mouth will fit George Clooney's head
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The wild parrots of Brooklyn
A large community of wild Quaker Parrots that have made their home in Brooklyn, and they're really cute! (and love Pizza)...

More cute animals...
Zonies, Ligers and Golars, oh my!
Meet Ulrich the happy parrot
Kitten versus crocodile
Gay chicks
Wonderful stories about the Parrots lives and habits below...
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Scarlett Johansson seeks tantric sex
Scarlett Johansson is maybe, possibly single, and ready for your tantric sex! We hope she decides to explore her love of womanly curves.

Sexy Scarlett Johansson photo gallery
Celebrities with lesbian fantasies
Two more gorgeous shots of Scarlett below....
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Mario Lopez' secret weapon
After his lose on Dancing With The Stars, we found a video that reveals the secret weapon Mario Lopez should have unleashed to win. In this clip from Saved By The Bell, Mario shakes out some CRAZY 80's moves, in very revealing sweat pants! It's two treats in one... Mario Lopez dancing fool

And how much does Mario dance like Little Superstar?!
Check out the screen captures below...
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Tina Fey on why Paris Hilton sucks
Tina Fey was fantastic on the Howard Stern show this morning discussing former Saturday Night Live hosts. Tina said the hosts are usually great, but every couple of years you get a bad one - like Paris Hilton who was a "piece of shit"!

Tina didn't hold back on how much she and the cast hated Paris. We transcribed some of her hilarious comments...
She said Paris had "the hair of a fraggle", and left "nasty wads of Barbie hair on the floor" from her "cheap weave"!
Tina caught Paris's giant man hands and said they were as long as her forearm.
More zingers below!...
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Back to basics
A shot from Test Of Will that's appropriate after last week's great election results, we're leaning towards the blue!... Primary colors

Colorful city
Assorted colors
Finally there's hope in America for the future. More below...
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Feeling sorry for Oprah
She may have a gazillion dollars but we sometimes feel sorry for Oprah Winfrey. She's spent decades struggling with her love of food and a longing to be thin. Oprah's battle with weight and the unending dieting methods, personal chefs, and exercise regiments are the most consistent story line in her career. And what's ironic is she looks odd when she starves herself, like she's fighting her natural shape.

She didn't even get invited to Tom Cruise's wedding, after all that abuse!
Amy Poehler's hilarious advice on what to do when you meet Oprah.
Is Oprah subliminally trying to reshape her features.
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Harley Couture
A round-up of photos from an annual Harley gathering in upstate New York, that we like to call "The magic of a Harley gathering". This years coverage has a special focus on the fashions! "The 2006 Harley Couture Collection"...

Last year's Harley magic
Photos of people having sex outdoors
Tons of outrageous photos below, enjoy!...
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Ashlee Olsen
Shhhhhhh, we've replaced Mary-Kate Olsen's sister Ashley, with Ashlee Simpson. Let's see if she'll notice...

Inspired by GabSmash's awesome call on Olsen Mouth!
J.Lo to Adopt Olsen Twins
Guidelines for dating Mary-Kate Olsen
Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are bang buddies
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Oh Casanova
R&B singer Gerald Levert died at the age of 40 on Friday from a heart attack. Gerald Levert was a truly talented singer, songwriter, and producer, with a beautiful voice and enegry to match it (his nickname was "Teddy Bear"). He had a huge impact on R&B music and will be greatly missed.

One of the best songs ever - Levert "Casanova"
Recent greatness - Gerald Levert tears it down
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