Paris Hilton's ass-flash tour of terror
While many dismiss Paris Hilton as a talentless idiot, we gotta point out her butt has more theatrical diversity and gets more media exposure than many of today's stars...

Paris Hilton scares black men with her saggy white ass.
Paris flashes something even worse
Paris Hilton's ass cheek goiter
Frozen in Paris's radiance we shudder
Lindsay Lohan's asstastrophe
Beyonce's wet wedgie

Photos via above Hotonline News and Egotastic