Amazon milks it
WTF!? Amazon is selling milk! That's just crazy (or amazing or a joke.) But never mind all that, it's the user reviews that we’re here to talk about, and they're some of the funniest sh*t we've read in months...

"The day I got this milk was a day I'll never forget. The UPS guy just hurled it out of his truck as he drove by. It smashed through my window and scared the [..] out of me, but it was the right choice, I think. It was like he was saying, 'HEY! Wake up to the idea of this crazy MILK, man!'"

More hilarity below...

"I had a problem where my roof was leaking. I poured some Tuscan Whole Milk over it to seal it up and it just flowed right into the hole and didn't do anything. I now have milk constantly dripping down from the ceiling and it has stained the drywall as well. The milk trapped in the ceiling is now rancid and smells horrible. It has also induced a pest infestation problem. The pest control company won't deal with it because of the odor is unbearable in the house. My wife and children are now leaving me as well. This product has ruined my life. Do not buy this product, I suggest some roof caulking or tar instead."

BoingBoing has a great collection of favorite feedback too.

Thanks for the tip Jason!