Paris Hilton's newest pet: Crabby
As Sanrio launches their Hello Kitty tribute to Paris Hilton, 14 at Gallery of the Absurd kindly offers a peek at the adorable little creatures that surround Paris (just like Snow White!), and introduces us to Crabby!...

"Crabby live under dress of Paris Hilton and enjoy happy time with plenty of air and sunshine." Don't miss the hysterical full image and story that goes with it - Japanese Paris Hilton Doll For You!

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