Paris Hilton is a prissy bird
Further proof that nothing Paris Hilton does is new or original... Her trademark come-hither look was stolen from Miss Prissy, the old lovelorn chicken on Looney Tunes!
Paris is a bird brain
Britney Spears is an octopus
Kevin Federline is a weasel
Lindsay Lohan is one crazy cat
Much thanks to Junior Wences for sending this in! One more comparison shot below...
