Lindsay Lohan boyfriend application
Dean Brooks from CollegeHumor wants to be Lindsay's boyfriend, and he's got some good reasons why she should give him a chance... "Threesomes are cool with me. You think if I catch you sucking face with Eva Longoria in a Cognac-induced haze I’m going to interrupt with a scolding?"... Dear Lindsay Lohan, I Should Be Your Boyfriend

Lohan ago...
Lindsay Lohan gets Farked up
Not saying Lindsay Lohan does drugs
Lindsay boob job, photo proof
Lohan's almost a ho

And we loved this CollegeHumor piece by Mindy Raf...
How I Convinced Two Girls to Masturbate

More from in Dear Lindsay Lohan, I Should Be Your Boyfriend!

"‘Decency’—isn’t that a bridge in Budapest? - While the paparazzi snap pics and the decent folks gasp as you somersault off the hood of your Bentley naked as a jaybird, I’ll be standing there with cocked thumb and grin announcing, 'That’s my Lohie!'"

"Lindsay Lohan, I am so there for you."