Paris Hilton is a myth
Despite frequent spottings we refuse to believe such an abomination exists. Paris Hilton's Bigfoot look...

Inspired by Summer11 of JJB. Paris's Bigfoot pic via GossipRocks

And don't forget about Paris Hilton's GIANT MAN HANDS!...

Words escape us.
That's a man-hand baby!
Warning: Paris Hilton Crossing
Paris also gets mistaken for a giant Emu