Celebrity DNA for sale
In defense of Madonna's strict toilet seat demands, we point you to Celebrity Skin a site that sells various bodily samples (fecal matter, skins cells, bacteria, etc) from famous people.

From Jay-Z's bacteria to Robin William's urine, this is an insane site but a hilarious read. And in defense of Madonna (we assume she also removes the seat when she leaves), the site actually claims to get their specimens from a network of suppliers who work in entertainment and hospitality services! More below...

Update: Defamer tried to order stuff and couldn't! Is it a hoax?

Hilarious highlights from their FAQ page:

Where do you get your samples from?

We obtain the vast majority of our specimens from an extensive network of trustworthy suppliers, who in their dealings with entertainment and hospitality services, come into contact with celebrities on a day-to-day basis. On occasion we purchase quality specimens from private sellers. Regardless of where the specimens come from, we make certain that all specimens obtained go through the same rigorous testing process (see question 2).

How do you/I know these specimens from the listed celebrity?

All our specimens are tested by experienced body-fluid identification technicians at the Allamas Biological Research Facility in Greeley Colorado and cross-referenced hospital birth records and blood analysis from the Red Cross. As a last resort, we will attempt to verify our specimens by comparing our test results to various body-fluid tests conducted during periods of the individual’s incarceration, if available. Each specimen comes with a certificate of authenticity. We ensure our customers will receive a quality product.

What do you mean by “celebrity bacteria”?

Celebrity bacteria are cultures that have either come in direct contact with a celebrity or are progeny of such bacteria. The bacteria are removed from surfaces that the celebrities have touched, such as napkins, microphones, tables, and steering wheels. Note: these are not actual cells from any person or their bodily fluids.

Is this legal?

Yes. Federal laws simply require that our samples not create an immediate threat of injury or disease propagation. Our fecal matter, urine, saliva, and sweat specimens are hermetically sealed in unbreakable plastic containers to prevent any unwanted personal injury. Bacteria and skin cells are sealed within heavy-duty glass microscope slides.

I can get Courtney Love’s [or some other celebrity’s] vaginal fluid [or other bodily fluid]! Will you buy it from me?

Possibly. It depends on how much you can get, the current availability of that celebrity’s specimens, and whether we have the resources to properly identify the specimen in our routine tests. Sellers of accepted specimens will usually earn roughly $500 to $1000 dollars, depending on type of specimen and quantity. Contact us directly for more information regarding this.

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