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Smash hit
The most horrific face plant ever seen on TV, in slow motion, from 3 different angles. The build up, the sound, the spinning and then unspinning legs, it's a human train wreck. From this season's So You Think You Can Dance, Dave Warshaw shows how to be a smash hit...
Watch the INSANE video below, stay to the end, they show his face plant 3 times from a couple angles...
Vicious Dog Pack Kills Gator In Florida
Predator on predator. The animal kingdom can seem cruel at times, but the law of the jungle is survival of the fittest. From YouCantMakeItUp... "Note that the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while the remainder of the pack prevents the beast from rolling. Not for the squeamish"...
Catch the whole hilarious post here.
Monkey taunts two dumbfounded tigers
Three cubs bite each others head
Messin' with genetics
Scary celebrity clowns
Put clown make-up on some celebrities, and suddenly their strangeness all comes together. From Worth1000, the latest in the series called Clowning around: celebrity clowns
Unusual celebrity makeovers:
Jessica Alba's Full Body Tattoo
Angeline Jolie Sideshow Freak
Edddie Murphy Foot Lover
The Bruse Willis Cyborg
Creepy clowns:
Clowns on smack
Scariest museum in the world
Billy Corgan: Worse than clowns
Beyonce's wet wedgie
Butt Shot Of The Year Award goes to this photo of Beyonce's big wet wonderful ass. We just can't get enought wet, scantilly dressed Beyonce.
Stand Back Y'all, Beyonce Coming Through
99 Problems But A Blowjob Ain't One
The dripping and delicicous full photo is below!
Fame-asses
- Nelly Furtado and Joss Stone bikini pics!
- Angelina and Brad finally have the damn baby
- Christina Aguilera's dilemma: To ho or not to ho
- Are Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal Dating?
- Live with Anderson Cooper and Kelly Ripa
- Courtney Cox's Secret to Staying Youthful
- Lindsay Lohan is getting out of the US
- Bat Woman has always been a lesbian
- Jessica Alba loves Buddha
- Rachel Bilson is Drunk
- Brit and K-FED Split?
- Paris Hilton exposes herself
- Gwen Stefani's Baby is Here
- People you meet on MySpace
- Vince Vaughn Is A Vampire
- Modern-day Jack the Ripper
- Best moments from this season's ANTM
- Pink's Nipples & The Davinci Code Chick Naked
- Hollywood superagent looking for new protege
- Ben Affleck goes to hospital for headache
- Funniest skit ever on Conan: Jar Barf
- Confessions of a Celebrity Stalker
- The Most Beautiful Child Ever
- Get your makeup dish
The Law of Spokepersonism
People who are designated (by themselves or others) as the "spokesperson" for something are usually the worst possible person to represent that cause or topic.
Charlie Sheen - 12-step Programs
Joan Rivers - Plastic Surgery
Richard Simmons - Weight Loss
George W. Bush - Morality
Gay chicks
A sweet story from Towleroad... "A pair of gay male storks and a pair of lesbian storks are raising children in the Dutch zoo Parc Overloon... The males are reportedly raising a baby stork from a donor egg, while one of the females was fertilized by a male. All the chicks, two of which are pictured below, are doing fine."
Gay Storks Deliver Children to Dutch Zoo
Queers Make Good Parents - In The Animal Kingdom, Too
Animal love:
Baby monkey adopts stray kitten
Newborn squirrel raised with puppies
Celebrittata
- Kate Moss: Paparazzi Attack Mode!
- A Rebecca Romijn Picture Moment
- Britney Spears With Heaving Wax Breasts
- Ghost Rider Trailer is Online!
- The Few. The Proud. The Aniston.
- Nick Lachey's new chick exposed
- Lindsay Lohan Loves 2 for 1 Deals
- Hilary Swank Finally Files for Divorce
- Jared Leto is as Gay as a Goose
- Sandra Bullock Pregnant?
- Hillary Duff goes clubbing
- Avril Lavigne is So Punk
- Brad Pitt is the new Britney Spears
- Jodie Foster Quotes Slim Shady
Idol worship
Mary J Blige singing U2's One (with Elliott Yamin) on Americna Idol last week was filled with emotion and power, and was totally off the hook!
You can watch the official music video here.
Heroes will be heroes
Our hero Bob posted recently about sending packages to his hero (a soldier in Iraq). Some beautiful thoughts and good info on sending soldiers packages.
Bring them home.
The great photos above and many many more at BrandonBlog.com
Beach swing
Borat caught the photos of this whacky dude, and took it to the funniest degree!
Work it like you just don't care
Borat Hits The Beach
Public Buldge (hilarious)
Intrepid colors
"Piping the sun to bed over Lake Intrepid, Queensland, Australia" - Sunset Piper from Blue Foot on Flickr
Deep in the cleavage
- Jennifer Aniston’s Nipples Are Our Friends
- Hugh Jackman's Steroid Use And Gay Rumors
- Britney Spears Is Not A Cheap Hooker
- Michelle Rodriguez has her fair share of drama
- Ryan Phillippe's Just Beachy, thanks
- Does Courtney Love bother to look in the mirror?
- The Scumbag apologizes to Lindsay Lohan
- Nicole Richie eats a giant serving of ice
- Mischa Barton shops Whole Foods
- Playboy Presents: The Women Of MySpace
- Carrie Underwood Pokies From The CMA
- Salma Hayek and Her Perfect Bosom
- Pam wants to retire but her breasts won't let her
- The Real American Idol Winner: Cleavage
- Gisele Bundchen too old for 20 year olds
- Mariah Carey's Fishy Diet
- Step-mom of the year
- X-Men 3 Babes
- So gonna try these!
- Sex Advice From Guitar Gods
- Zippidy good links
Bonus: an awesome essay on Britney Spear recent troubles...
Baby none of this is working out
Kirsten Dunst hits Canne with a mouthful of baby corn
...oh wait, those are her teeth!
Victoria Beckham's teeth to fall out!
5 under bite teeth
Hugh Hefner, the man, the captain's outfit
Hugh Hefner celebrated his 80th birthday this week. No offense to Hef, we hope he sticks around another decade or two, but once he's gone can we pulease permanently retire the old-man-captain outfit from fashion culture? Thank you.
Public nudity
- Paris Hilton shows her boobs on the beach
- Brian Austin Green a handjob at a restaurant
- Tom Cruise's Restroom Shamefulness
- The Pussycat Dolls closer than you want to get
- Keanu Reeves unwashed at Cannes
- Katie and Tom spend little time with Suri
- Everyone Is Still Talking About American Idol!
- Clay Aiken: Hotter Then or Now?
- Jaunita: Defender of the Lohan
- What Ever Happened To Niki Taylor?
- Selma Hayek & Penelope Cruz Cleavage!
- Jen Dodges Vince Questions on Letterman
- Elton John's 'Lestat' Dies On Broadway
- K-Fed's next baby mama
- Sweet Jesus answers prayers
- Everyone’s favorite tattooed VJ
- Curing homosexuality with man hugs
- New York Welcomes Fleet Week
- Our boy Bob's gettin hitched!
- Caught red-handed
Dixie Chicks on Howard Stern
After their scandalous turning down of The View recently, The Dixie Chicks took us by surprise with an appearance on Howard Stern this morning. And it was kick-ass! Thought provoking, titillating and incredibly entertaining. Their hour long, uninterrupted segment started with great conversation about their stance against the war, what they've been through the last 6 years, the Time article and how they are standing strong!
After a live performance of Landslide, Howard got emotional and spoke of their courage, and stated with deep feeling "I want to thank you for speaking out against the war". Even Stern show listeners called in with sincere and heart felt support for the Dixie Chicks. One caller commented about Natalie's open criticism of the war... "I'm in the Army and that's what we're fighting for." Natalie replied that "It is patriotic. I didn’t want people to die for a reason that still hasn’t been proven to us."
And it turns out Natalie is huge Stern show fan! She and Howard really clicked. She was witty, sexy and an awesome interview. They also played their new single and it's fantastic. Man these girls rule, they make us realize WHY our country is great and why we need to fight to take it back!
More from the show...
Faye Dunaway falls victim to Madamism
A fab catch by Amberglow on MetaChat... Faye Dunaway becomes the latest actress to succumb to Madamism, (a term we coined for the puppet like features caused by too many face lifts.)
More celebrity plastic surgery addicts falling victim to Madamism... Melanie Griffith, Mary Tyler Moore, Meg Ryan
(Faye Dunaway at Cannes this week viaYahooNews)
Britney Spears' mysterious message
To divert attention from her baby dropping, crying jags and freeloader husband, Britney Spears has posted a bizarre poem on her official website blaming mysterious persons for unexplained wrongs, followed by a photo of her and friends giving the finger...
Adding to the strangeness, Spin.com reports that the poem was posted a few days earlier, taken down and reposted.
Brit closes with "You trick me one, twice, now it's three. Look who's smiling now Damn, it's good to be me!" Is she talking to K-Fed, the press, her fans? Complete poem Remembrance of Who I Am below...
Fresh scoop of dirt
- Katie Holmes Has Escaped!
- Bai Ling's classy nipple slip
- Are the Olsen Twins destined for Playboy
- Goldie Hawn has big fish lips
- Cool Casino Royale Preview
- Ashton Kutcher is dyin to be a daddy
- Lindsay Lohan's chalky coke lips
- Xtina drunk in public again!
- Jessica Alba has a naughty dog
- Whitney Houston has a disguise closet
- Mariah Carey pays homage to Miss Piggy
- Gallery Of Really Bad Tattoos
- Se7en Ways To Up The Ante
- Jack Black’s Musical Number on Ellen
- Borat Hits The Cannes Film Festival
- Paula Abdul tries to sell her gaudy style
- Governor Of Namibia To Name Brangelina's Baby
- The manipulative nature of Taylor Hicks grey hair
- Lucy Liu and Eva Longoria in tight jeans
- Fried Chicken is People!
- Ninjas for Hire
Kurt Cobain's last day
Debbie C.B.'s NYC comes up with bizarre images of life and fame, and then plays them out with Barbie Dolls and takes photos. It's fascinating, but be warned they have a true dark side and are not for the faint hearted. This dream-like sequence of Kurt Cobain's last day is sick and challenging, but a side of us thinks Kurt would dig it because it's unrestrained darkness, like him - Kurt Cobain's last day
Reminds us of Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story, Todd Haynes’ 1987 examination of the singer’s lethal battle with anorexia.
More Barbie fun: Donald Trump's guide to sex
50 Cent knows a ho
With disregard for her heiress status, 50 Cent pimps out Paris Hilton and conspicuously grazes her nipple with his thumb in photos taken of them at the annual De Grisogono party this week...
New ways to use Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton's ass cheek goiter
Paris smokes a Blunt
Growing lights
From Gridskipper... "Though only a couple years old, Hong Kong’s “Symphony of Lights” urban laser-light show has grown to encompass 33 buildings on both the island and Kowloon sides of the city."
Photo above of A Symphony of Lights from Wchkwok. More on the spectacular HK Lightshow.
Loaded links
- Don't Ask Clay About Anything Gay
- Michelle Rodriguez Is Back In Jail
- Creepy Kirsten Dunst bikini pictures
- Halle Berry's breasts aging gracefully
- Charlotte Church hit by the curse of cellulite
- Kimora Lee Simmons Knows She's The Bomb
- Denise Richards and Richie Sambora hit Europe
- Marilyn Manson Looks Better Out of Drag
- Ice T and Coco are craptastic
- Alessandraaaa Ambrosioooo
- Lindsay Lohan's Firecrotch Responds
- Ashlee's trying to steal Jessica's look
- Golden Brooks disses Whitney Houston hard
- Alyssa Milano can now be forced into porn
- Hottest anchor woman ever
- Nicole Richie's skelatal system
- Janet Jackson looks awesome
- The call of the Van Damme
- Tori and Dean Expecting?
- Jessica Alba is Pissed
- American Idol Dirt!
- Celebrity Aging
- Blair and Jo reunited!
Fran Drescher seeks political career
Fran Drescher did not mince any words in talking about her interest in a pursuing a career in politics on the Howard Stern show this morning. Straight from Fran's mouth, she'd like to become a Senator or Congresswoman for the state of New York. She didn't get to talk much about her politics, but did answer Howard's question and said that she opposes the death penalty (a couragoues stance as the former victim of a violent crime.) No mention of which party she would run for but she's been an open critic of the Bush administration and supporter of the Democratic party. We LOVE Fran Drescher, she has a bright mind and good heart, this is very exciting news!
Check out this great Op Ed piece by Fran...
Government shouldn't be our children's entertainment nanny. She's also a cancer survivor and huge supporter of women's rights and health initiatives.
Fran Drescher photo from HerHealthyLife.org
Celebrity hands outstretched for Apples
Bunch of celebrities rushed the opening of the midtown NY Apple Store this weekend in search of free iPods, it's amazing how word of free gear can humble the famous. AnimalNewYork was there to catch it all... ANIMAL Takes a Bite Out the Apple
Melanie Griffith Demands Free iPod at LA Store
First Hand Stories About Cheapo Celebrities
Celebrity spankings
- Avril Lavigne Fills Out Her Cannes
- Tommy Hilfiger In Brawl With Axl Rose
- Thank God For Britney's 70's Porn Bodyguard!
- Mischa Barton Loves that Old Man Smell
- Prince Willie's a cheeky bugger
- Brandon Davis Gets Owned
- Ozzy and the Prince
- Jessica Simpson & Victoria Principal?
- Bruce Willis you damn manwhore!
- Jamie Lynn Spears takes it like a pro
- Angelina Jolie very close to giving birth
- Jessica Simpson is scary without makeup
- Madonna is completely retarded
- Elusive Tara Reid Spotted at Cannes
- Dog and Beth get married on a sad day
- Preview of Jack Osbourne’s Memoir
- Hilary Duff in a boostiay
- Buffy babes VS. Smallville
- The Weekend in Photos
- Dancing with the floor
- Oh my!
- Hot Dish!!
Britney Spears' pussy
Britney Spears pussy - after her previous scandals, Brit's not taking any chances...
Ready to Ride from Avaloncm on Flickr
Kentucky Fried Nipple
When Britney was hot
Brit's big mommy boobs
Bad karma needles Britney
Britney Spears is a sea hag
Mariah Carey's message for Britney
Drunk in Sutherland
Kiefer Sutherland is one of the greatest celebrities of our time. His character Jack Bauer on 24 is intense, fascinating, and has a huge fanatical following. But it's Kiefer's wild spirit and crazy antics that we love. Even with all the "bad press" he comes off a sweet and fun loving drunk. With a bit of a dark side. The kinda guy you want to hang out with. Some of Kiefer's endearing drunk shots...
Bow down before Kiefer Sutherland, tree-punishing pirate
Oh, That Crazy Kiefer Sutherland
Kiefer's Flower Power
Kiefer Sutherland’s Crazy Night
Kiefer Gets Drunk and Strips
Watch 24 this season, cause he’s not acting
Highest-paid actor for a drama series
Things Jack Bauer Won't Say
Jack Bauer in a series of Japanese snack commercials
Superman wears Jack Bauer pajamas
6 degrees of Kiefer Sutherland
Buddy loves the beach
It's nice the way he appreciates the good things in life...
Buddy at the beach in Spring Lake, NJ
Buddy at the beach in the Outer Banks, NC
Uptown glam
A great shot of Dianne Reeves singing for a party at Tavern On The Green in NYC, it captures a lively NY energy and uptown glamour - I've Got My Eyes On You by Petitesoeur on Flickr
Gossip to-go
Before you hit the weekend, hit these sites and catch the latest celebrity hoo hah!...
- Egotastic
- Hollywood Tuna
- A Socialite's Life
- I Don't Like You In That Way
- Just Jared
- Hollywood Rag
- Pop Sugar
- Dlisted
Bonus links! a year ago in gossip...
The sign of Lohan to come
Tom and Katie's affair takes a strange turn
Sharon Stone's face full of botox
Year of the crazy eye
Bow and say wow
A fantastic blast from the 80's, the dance moves and lyrics are AWESOME... Bow Wow Wow "C30, C60, C90 GO!" Video
Why do you think they call them balls?
Soccer players have more weener slips than starlets have nip slips. Here's a site packed with flailing body parts dislodged during sporting events... Sports Dignity (nsfw)
Get me outta here
We're escaping town for a 3-day weekend, but check in tomorrow for some cool posts and surprises! see you Monday.
Freakshow
- John Stamos sexed up Demi Moore & Teri Hatcher
- Christina Ricci back in the limelight in a bikini
- Alyssa Milano & Her Hairy Sexy Mole
- Britney Spears Gives K-Fed An Ultimatium!
- Brad and Ang donating baby photo money to UNICEF
- Somebody buy poor Lindsay Lohan a toothbrush
- Mariah Carey Prefers It From the Back
- Eva Herzigova's dress saves The Da Vinci Code
- Elijah Wood: Hotter Then or Now?
- Is Mischa Barton way overrated?
- Brandon Davis is bloated and crass
- Shut cho mouth and say it ain't so! Danielle won!
- Gisele Bundchen has loved five penises
- Coco Trying to Popularize the Tranny Hooker Look
- Dina Lohan Writes For Wanna-Be Stage Moms
- Elisha Cuthbert partying in it up
- Rebecca Romijn messed up with graffiti
- Freakstreets: weird ass street names
- The funniest thing we've read all day
The magic of a Harley gathering
Found these great photos from a yearly Harley gathering held in upstate NY. Not all Harley summer festivals have this much flavor, this one has it's own special magic...
6 more wild and crazy shots below!
Things that make you go eww
Michael Douglas, David Spade, Joe Francis
Previously eww:
Robin Williams, Kathy Hilton, Jim Belushi, Kevin Federline
Hollywood hoo hah
- Christina Aguilera vs. Mariah Carey: Fight!
- Carmen Electra Plays A Confused Lesbian
- Courtney Love now frying hair instead of brain
- Tom Hanks draws "prolonged laughter and catcalls"
- Reese Witherspoon Shops 'Till She Drops
- Michelle Rodriguez is strange and confusing
- Janice Dickinson says Britney needs to dump K-Fed
- Brandon Davis gets nasty about Lindsay Lohan's hygiene!
- Did anyone notice Simon grabbing at Paula's vagina?
- Ice-T and Coco's matching purple outfits
- Millionaire uses Lamborghini as wall hanging
- America's Next Top Model Nipple Slip!
- Jessica Alba leaves a restaurant with Axl Rose
- How Janet Lost A Whole Olsen Twin In Months
- Jenny McCarthy looking xtra strange in FHM
- The Osbournes: gastric bypass spokes family
- Kate Moss and Hugh Grant's girlfriend makeout
- Queerty's powerful interview with Ryan Smith
- Katie Holmes "constantly in tears"
- Lindsay vs. Danny vs. Wilmer
- Sincerity is the new irony
- Katz's Deli totally rules
The dirty clothes bus
Spotted this All detergent advertisement of a bus covered in dirty clothes in Times Square this morning and thought... "ew!... that doesn’t seem safe... stupid", then we looked around and saw every person in the area also staring at it.
There's a "spot the bus" contest in conjunction with the promotion and the bus is going to be driving around NYC for the next two weeks. Those clothes are going to be filthy.
But it doesn't even come close to topping the Weenie Mobile
The Un-Hot List
This feature from CollegeHumor is the hilarious anitodote to Maxim's 'Hot 100' List - 25 Un-Sexiest Women
"Kathy Griffin- It could be the terrible voice, the Carrot Top hair, or the neck like a Redwood, or maybe it’s all three. Kathy Griffin is the boner’s only natural enemy."
"Ann Coulter- Full of anger, and not in the good way, Ann Coulter is scary to even talk about let alone sleep with. Anne Coulter is sexy like Hitler or Attila the Hun was sexy."
"Star Jones- Oh look everyone! Now that she lost six hundred pounds from that bypass surgery, she’s suddenly sexy. I speak for men everywhere when I say we’re not buying it."
Craptacular!
- Paris Hilton and Lindsay almost exchange blows!
- Mandy Moore Calls Wilmer a Tacky Liar
- Why did Maxim give Eva Longoria the #1 spot?
- Bush: Like a deer caught in the headlights
- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban officially engaged
- Pete Doherty squirts syringe of his blood on MTV
- Jennifer Love Hewitt loves the tabloids
- Katie Holmes Has Got Stretch Marks
- Ugly Troll Kirsten Dunst has Hairy Legs
- Beware the Wrath of Shannon Elizabeth!
- Is Jennifer Lopez Three Months Pregnant?
- Janice Dickinson Gives Good Interview
- This might be the catchiest damn tune ever
- Dave Navarro's Same-Sex Admission
- Richard Hatch gets 51 months in prison
- Save Sean Preston Federline: The T-Shirt
- Straphangers Against Ads in Subway Tunnels
- Massive Gallery of Maxim's Hot 100 Women
- Stairs - 2, This guy - 1
- Zipped hot gossip!
Not saying Lindsay Lohan does drugs...
...but damn that girl is working the drugged out look.
Lindsay and Paris in a heated spat
Lindsay Lohan's NYC all nighter
Does Lohan make snow angels?
Lindsay gets blunted
Who's got the coke?
Bonus link: Salma and Lindsay get it on
Bring out the puppies
On a rainy rainy day in NYC with not much in the forecast but more rain, the only thing to do is... Bring out the puppies!
Just 4 days old, you can almost smell their little skunky breathe and frito toes. A couple more heartmelting shots below but do yourself a favor and look at every photo here: Auchenrowan Yorkie Pups
Link via Things That Maken You Go Aahh!, a great site filled with cute animals.
Something special about Colin
Perhaps the most disturbing look-alike comparison yet, the frizzy hair, beady eyes, perky Irish nose... Colin Farrell has a mesmerizing similarity to Rosie O'Donnell.
100% ganked from fourfour's fantastic post on Terrence Malick's film The New World - This is why the Earth has colors
Previous disturbing celebrity look-alikes:
Jake Gyllenhaal and K. D. Lang
Ellen Degeneres and Owen Wilson
Ashlee Simpson and David Lee Roth
Fame and Gory
- Meg Ryan is a sloppy mess
- Miami Vice The Movie, The Trailer
- Nicole Richie Makes Lindsay Lohan Look Fat
- Christina Aguilera Gets Porny For GQ
- Joaquin Phoenix in NY with a new girlfriend
- Celebrities who will and won't sign autographs
- George Michael Wasted at the Wheel
- Pete Doherty in Drag Looks Like Anna Wintour
- Thinking Way Too Much About ‘Maxim’ and Eva Longoria
- Kelly Osbourne Doing Her Best To Look Hot
- Mandy Moore "all grown up" in ELLE
- K-Fed goes Mother's Day shopping at liquor store
- Nicky and Paris Hilton make people’s eyes bleed
- Britney Spears has a new male nanny
- Eurotrash: A Spotter's Guide
- Vice President Al Gore on SNL
- Kate Beckinsale is Sweaty
- Was Chris Daughtry Robbed?
- Baby Affleck is the cutest!
- Nicole and Keith still together
- TMZ is on fire today!
Not saying Teri Hatcher's drunk...
...just saying she enjoyed the Make-A-Wish Foundation's annual wine tasting this weekend...
Previously: What, no cocaine flavor?
Gothamissed?
Our new Sunday night routine is to check in at the Gothamist to see what cool stuff happened around NYC over the weekend. They're blogging straight through the weekend over there, and some of our favorite posts turn up then...
Nora Jones Secret Punk Show!
Opening Falai's Delicious Bag of Tricks
Body Discovered in Ticketed Car
Vote NYC in the 2006 Photobloggies
Sunday Afternoon Subway Cute
(Photo from MichaelBrandon on Flickr)
What lies beneath
Worth1000 members kick off the week with some hilarious and creative masterpieces in this photoshop contest that removes the retouching from airbrushed celebrities - Detouching
Suspended
Until Monday, savour this awesome shot by Tangentialism - Williamsburg Bridge at Night
At the time it was constructed, the Williamsburg Bridge was the largest suspension bridge on Earth.
Get your bridge on...
Walking the Brooklyn Bridge
GWB drive by shooting
Manhattan Bridge at night
Sunset over Williamsburg Bridge
Killer shot of the Brooklyn Bridge
Bridges glimmer through beer goggles
A striking bridge in any light
Dramarama
- Tyra Banks Will Scare Ya!
- Kiefer Sutherland with his pants down
- Fergie is not that much fun to look at
- Vanessa Minnillo Nipples & See Through Dress!
- Remember Ryan Phillippe getting a spongebath?
- Tom Cruisazy on Ellen today
- Sienna Miller is a Country Bumpkin
- What the hell kind of outfit is that Teri?
- The Three Stages of Hag
- Scarlett Johansson Flies High
- The Bloods are alive and well in NYC
- Uma Thurman's Massive Cleavage
- Tom Hanks & Colin Farrell: Proud Mullet Men
- Britney joins the rest us us and laughs at herself
- Now Sara can put her intellect towards becoming a lawyer
- Paula Abdul looks like Michael Jackson with boobies
- What the hell happened to Judd Nelson?
- Katie denies parents a baby visit
- PJ Harvey Hairy Upskirt (nsfw)
- The Daily Show: Right Man
- Cute out
Make your own damn Tamiflu
Hey you outlaw biochemists, forget about making meth, bootleg Tamiflu is where the money's at! With our government's marketing campaign to create bird flu terror and perceived Tamiful shortage (and need to stockpile) this is sure to be the hottest illegal drug in the next decade! How To Make Tamiflu
Majikthise rocks it hard with Make your own Tamiflu. More info in A New Route to Tamiflu?
And these articles pose A LOT of interesting questions about avian pandemic panic, and The Bush Leagues high interest in perpectuating various mistruths for their own personal business gains...
The Bird Flu Conspiracy & Bird Flu, Tamiflu and the Donald Rumsfeld Connection
Wet pussy
"Every time you bathe a cat a boy turns gay." So friggin' awesome with tons of hilarious photos... Bath time is fun time!
Curse of the hands
The always fabulous Alexis Arquette accepts the "Platinum Circle Award" (on behalf of the Arquette family) at a ceremony in Beverly Hills this week, and shows the curse of every female to male transexual... permanent man hands.
Did you catch Alexis on The Surreal Life bragging about her 12 inch cock?... well she wasn't exaggerating.
Big pimpin'
- Britney Spears as a naked superhero!
- Lindsay Lohan Sans Spandex
- Danny Masterson is a preachy bummer
- Charlie Sheen's Pimp is Talking
- Aniston Honors The Arquettes
- Ellen scores first shots of Suri Cruise
- Beyonce Chills Poolside in a Bikini
- Shakira's hips will hipnotize you!
- Are the Paparazzi out of control?
- Jake Gyllenhaal's snowboarding babe
- Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like a bag lady
- Are Celebs On Strike This Week?
- Man's Guide To Manly Tanning
- The Hot Hot Hot Hobo Bag
- Guess the Breasts Game
- Michelle Rodriguez is whack
- Jack Black in Computerman
- Joan Rivers Wasted
- This is why I love the 80s
- The Carlton Dance
Mike Myers, man of the people
Normally we don’t pull out our camera when we see a celeb on the street (well except if it's Martha.) But the other day when we ran into Mike Myers in our hood, looking cute in his Cubs shirt, he gave us a friendly smile so we stopped and asked him what he's up to. He said he'd been playing street hockey in the LES. A reader had told us about some secret shows he's been doing as the Guru Pitka character and we asked him about them. Mike said he's done with the Guru Pitka shows right now (bummer) and isn’t sure what's next for the him. Asked him for a photo, he said "do you have a camera?" ;) then we snapped this shot.
You can't polish crap
Earlier this year the site Sweet Jesus, I hate Bill O'Reilly noted how Bill seems to doctor his photos to make his strange, doughy, spotted face look human. On top of the spots, he's bloated, has a penis nose and goiter neck that hangs over his collar. Evil has a face, and it looks like a polished turd.
Hissy fit
Dlisted proves that Nicole Richie is one crazy cat!...
While bird brain Paris Hilton looks like an Emu!
New Jersey beaches sparkle
It sometimes shocks people to learn that New Jersey has beautiful beaches. They're long and flat, great for swimming, with water temperatures in the low 70's July & August. And the Atlantic has it's wonderful spectrum of blue and green colors.
Growing up in NYC, the highlight of our summers was 2 weeks at a rental house in one of the beach front towns from Manesquan to Long Beach Island (with nights spent at boardwalks.) This was before the Ocean Dumping Ban Act was established in 1988. Back then the water was cloudy and you'd find all kinds of garbage on the beaches (it's hard to believe, but dumping NYC's garbage in the ocean was a daily activity up until the 80's.) When we go to the Jersey shore now and look at the sparkling clean water, it helps us remember that society will move forward again, during this time of moving backwards.
More beach shots below...
Gossip out
- Lindsay Lohan's evil runway thoughts
- Britney Spears with baby on hip and in oven
- Natalie Portman Is A Very Handsome Woman
- Rachel Ray gets in on the nipple marketing fad
- Baby Sean Preston is a mini Fevin Felderline, oh no
- Wait, Is Britney's baby stoned!?
- Tom Cruise drives a super phat Mustang
- Denise Richards' Sister Scares Me!
- Melanie Griffith From 1976 Playboy
- Madonna's hands can't hold back time
- Are Brad & Angelina Already Married?
- Jessica Simpson almost x-rays dog
- Jennifer Garner is a Sexy Mom
- George Clooney's mad at Brad Pitt
- Andy Roddick is Blogging
They say we're crazy, that's our prerogative
FourFour caught Bobby Brown's interview on The Tyra Banks Show Monday and put together a hilarious video that takes Bobby's dialog with Tyra, and contrasts or highlights it with footage from Being Bobby Brown. It's everything you need to know about Whitney and Bobby's crazy relationship in 8 minutes - Worlds collide!
Don't miss the killer edit at end when Bobby's statement to Tyra that he's 3 1/2 years sober is followed by a segment of him slamming a vodka and beer in 10 seconds on Being Bobby Brown...
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