Naomi Campbell's ninja cell phone
We've been trying to visualize how it's possible for Naomi Campbell to do so much damage and crack open heads with a cell phone?... Gallery of the Absurd came to the rescue with this illustration... Naomi Cambell's death star cell phone

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