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Coachella rumors heating up!
As Coachella gears up for this weekend, the rumor board has started spinning. Our favorite: a Tom Cruise DJ Set - how horrible!...

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More juicy tidbits...
Is Madonna pulling out last minute?
Ty Pennington & Martha Stewart "visually performing" with Tool
Surprise guests: Jay-Z & Kanye West

Stay tuned to the Coachella Blog this weekend for hot photos and stories as they happen!

Fame brings shame
- Pete Doherty injects heroin into unconscious fan's arm
- Mischa Barton's cellulite doesn't make for appealing photos
- Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts Give Her Away
- Charlie Sheen-Denise Richards war rages on, who u got?
- Reese Witherspoon is the Hippest Mom!
- Baldwin Brother Daniel Arrested For Cocaine
- Jennifer Lopez explains that she's misunderstood
- Tyra Banks is Dating a Drag Queen!
- Chloe Sevigny gets thrifty, Eva Longoria talks shit
- Sexy B&W Charlize Theron Photoshoot
- Time for some Paris Hilton crazy eye!
- Avril Lavigne's favorite finger
- Marlee Matlin joining 'The L Word'
- But you knew Nnenna wouldn't win
- Rosie O'Donnell To Join 'The View'
- Kelly Osbourne's New Man

For you honey
Does anyone else play "who's the hottest chick on Battlestar Galactica" with their girlfriend? (granted, this probably goes over better with lesbian couples.) Grace Park wins in our house. For u baby... Grace Park's Maxim shoot video below!...

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Continue reading "For you honey" »

This monkey is bananas
We love this (possibly now dead) monkey! He's totally fearless as he dive bombs and taunts the hell out of two dumbfounded tiger cubs.

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Click below to watch the hilarious video, it'll make your day.

Continue reading "This monkey is bananas" »

Poor imitations
Celebrity impersonators rarely look like the celebritites they're impersonating. If there's any resemblance it's usually exaggerated, like a creepy funhouse mirror. And it's kinda sad, like they missed having real fame by half a chromosome (i.e. Don Swayze.) Can you tell who these people are impersonating?...

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Bonus links:
Celebrity pantomime!
Fame makes you big headed

Answers below...

Continue reading "Poor imitations" »

Glamorous links
- Angelina Jolie is People's Most Beautiful Person
- Keira Knightley named the World's Sexiest Woman
- Mandy Moore Doesn't Like Unlimted Orgasms
- Jessica Alba almost looses her dress!
- Brad Pitt in The Assassinaton of Jesse James
- US Weekly’s Parade of Style Icons 2006
- David Hassellhoff is a worldwide attraction
- "Her name is Kate now; she's a child-bearing woman"
- Hysterical video proves Paula Abdul is a total nut case
- Mariah Carey's big into MTV pimping
- Stripper makes living impersonating Paris Hilton
- 15 riot vans needed to restrain Snoop Dogg
- Jessica Simpson in "Employee of the Month"
- Alec Baldwin has turned into a raving madman
- Russell and Kimora fukc with our heads
- Sandra Berhnard Can Kick Your Ass
- Hollywood is like High School
- Bride Keg Stand (don’t ask, just click)

Music to our eyes
Flickr has expanded our view of the world in so many ways. Every visit we find something interesting, moving or compelling that we never would have seen if this amazing site did not exist. The many brilliant photos from the Scissor Sisters show last weekend at the Bowery Ballroom is a fabulous example. Now when we miss a killer show like this we can still feel like sweat's dripping on us in the front row!...

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So many awesome photos on Flickr capturing the Scissor Sisters oozing sexual energy! Great shot above from The Modernage. Browse a bunch more here.

Previous Flickr gold...
Monkey & Kitten best friends
Elijah Wood's birth
Pugs in Hats

Clowns on smack
Well, boxes of Sugar Smacks that is... Scary, scary clowns from a sampler of things via Bedazzled!

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And what's even worse than clowns?

Eddie Murphy Has a New Career
Don't worry about Eddie Murphy's bad streak, he's got a toehold in new career and is doing what he loves... enjoying women's feet.

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From Worth1000's hilarious contest Where Are They Now?

Say what?
- Paris Hilton is so dumb, she can’t even open a car door
- Cameron Diaz has turned Justin Timberlake against us
- Michelle Rodriguez picks jail over communitty service
- Ashlee Simpson thinks she's better than Jessica
- Brangelina in... The Chronicles of Namibia
- Tom Cruise's Beverly Hills home is haunted
- Lindsay Lohan has gone through many men
- Mary-Kate Olsen starts garment bag wearing trend
- Janice Dickinson Invades East Village Gay Bar
- Nicole Richie's anorexic double chin
- If Egon Schiele Had Painted Nicole Richie
- Anderson Cooper & the Super-Secret Memoir
- Best Week Ever blog has a hot new look!
- Are nerds really nerdy?

Your body, my body
If you've ever lusted after the bodies of Madonna, Kim Basinger or Julia Roberts while watching one of their films, this might make you think twice about who you really had the hots for. TMZ has a revealing article on Shelley Michelle - The Body Double. Shelley's body parts have doubled for many of Hollywood's sexiest actresses including: Madonna, Sandra Bullock, Catherine Oxenberg, Julia Roberts and Kim Basinger. Makes us wonder who we really fukced (in our minds) while watching their movies.

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Bonus link: Body Retouching

Buddy fix
Buddy the Wonder Dog fans have been asking for a fix. So here a shot from last night of the little stinker taking a break on a park bench In the LES on his way to get some dumplings. It's a dogs life.

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Buddy gets lower east side youth gangs under control

Things that make you go eww
Robin Williams dyed red hair, Kathy Hilton trying to be hot.

Eww

and yuck...
Fergie, Billy Bob Thorton, Fred Durst, Star Jones
Pat O'Brien, Oliver Stone, Mickey Rourke

Continue reading "Things that make you go eww" »

Skullduggery
Digging this great photo of graffiti in a bed of abandoned debris, shot in Dumbo (Brooklyn) recently by Lasadh.com...

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Shooting DUMBO


Lifestyles of the rich and fame-ass
- Keri Russell Makes Mission Impossible Bearable
- Denise Richards and Ritchie Sambora's public display
- More SICK allegations against Charlie Sheen
- Kimberly Stewart's bikini pictures & body lesions
- Jude Law is looking tanned and ripped
- Is this a photo of Britney Spears smoking weed?
- How to Look Like Kimora Lee Simmons, hahaha!
- Maury Povich is a Friggin Sexual Beast
- Jessica Simpson photo for bondage lovers
- Making a case for Tyra's drama baiting
- Gisele Bundchen & the sexiest use of Polaroids ever
- Tara Reid's Obsession with Sucking on Sparklers
- Can someone remold Vivica's face?
- Ryan Seacrest & Paula Abdul Duke It Out
- The Gotti kid's trash Hawaii
- Get your laugh on!

6 degrees of Kiefer Sutherland

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With the huge success of 24, his bar fights, transvestite attraction, former cocaine addiction and CRAZY drunken shenanigans, Kiefer Sutherland is in high contention for today's most talented, bizarre and mysterious actor. His strange actions blow Keanu's oddness out of the water. In cult standing, Kiefer Sutherland has surpassed Kevin Bacon.

6 degrees of Kiefer Sutherland: Photoshop Contest
Kiefer Sutherland: Heart of Darkness (via Fark)

Previously... Keanu Reeves has not changed clothes in 13 weeks!

(Image via Worth1000)

Babs ain't havin' it
NO ONE is going to tell Ms. Barbra Streisand (who just turned 64) that she can’t wear those skanky stretch pants she's loves so dearly. From the Mike Walker Gossip Game... Babs stormed out of L.A.'s Pacific Design Center after a sales rep told her... "Omigod! You're my favorite all-time star. I have every movie you've ever made — and every recording! But, honey... those stretch-pants of yours are an absolute no-no!" to which an outraged Streisand snapped back "How dare you! Who are you to comment about what I wear?" Divas do love their stretch pants.

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More shaming of stars in public... Cheap Celebrities Suck!

On display
- Charlie Sheen, it's worse than you thought
- More Sex For Halle Berry!
- Middle Age Celebrities Hang Out
- Ricky Martin kicks his heels up
- Kirsten Dunst has anti-glamour powers
- Simpsons versus Duffs cage match
- Paris Hilton and Ryan Seacrest's creepy collision
- Robin Williams shows off his disgusting dyed red hair
- Suri Cruise, the World’s Most Unloved Child
- Moby throw's a party that doesn't suck
- Janet Jackson looks half assed
- Janice Dickinson; Passing Down the Fugly
- Britney Spears and K-Fed brake up again
- Lindsay Lohan goes after Nick Lachey
- Jessica leaves hotel wearing bathrobe
- Cyndi Lauper: Still Kickin'
- Celebrity Real Estate Wrap
- Fat is the new Hot!

This city rocks
We've been enjoying the Gothamist's series of posts on album covers shot in New York City, check it out... NYC Album Art

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Previously... Mosh girl ROCKS

Cat wash
Found a link on Fark to these hilarious photos of a sweet kitty with a skin condition getting his bath. From H.Y.C. on Flickr... Milk's bath

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Dindin's bath is pretty cute too. But NOTHING beats Winston, aka Pigston aka Mr. Wizard, getting a bath... Wet Cat & Bathing Winston

Continue reading "Cat wash" »

Unpunk
This list of Ashton Kutcher's Punk'd failures is more interesting than anything we've ever seen on his boring, punk-ass show. Ryan Phillipe, Michael Vartan and Edward Norton are amoung those who refused broadcasting rights on their already filmed segments. Black Eyed Peas, Lil Jon, Neve Campbell and others figured out they were being Punk'd while it was going on. More here.

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And previously... Demi Moore's nipples get punk'd

Via Best Week Ever & Jane Magazine Blog

It's showtime
Weekend's finally here, hope you're headed for fun, see ya Monday.

Apollo

Vibrant shot of the Apollo Theater "where stars are born and legends are made" from Kimyo on Flickr.

Dirty deeds
- Britney Spears takes "bouncing baby boy" literally
- Tara Reid and her weirdly shaped nipples strike again
- Mary-Kate Olsen hides behind a parking meter sucessfully
- Heather Locklear Ruins A See-Through Moment
- Ashton and Demi stroll down the streets of Paris
- George Michael blames Elton John for everything
- Upcoming 2006 Blockbuster Films
- Fran Drescher is a Goddess!
- It is the return of Tyra's vagina arms
- Bai Ling seriously thinks on another level
- Blast from past: Serena needs an intervention
- Jake Gyllenhaal Skates the Streets of Manhattan
- Mandy Moore Kicks Her Parents Out of House
- K-Fed gambles with Brits bucks
- Jenna Jameson's Esquire Spread
- Starlet Turf Wars
- Bar Faces

Mini Kiss mania hits NYC
The cult of Mini Kiss vs. Tiny Kiss has made it's way from Vegas to the NYC Subway. An awesome shot of a graf'd billboard off the 1 train, this piece took some time and daring...

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More billboard graffiti commentary...
Kate Moss's is marked
Neckface conquers Batman

Killer photo above by Musings from the God of Cities

Transparent motives
There's a hot trend in Hollywood of wearing see-through dresses to major publicity events and acting like you haven’t a clue anyone can see your nakedness. Not that we're complaining, but what's behind this? Is competition in Hollywood so tied to sex symbol status that you gotta show your junk to stay on top?

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Celebrity see-through outings: Scarlett Johansson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Gwyneth Paltrow, Penelope Cruz, Alyssa Milano, Mischa Barton, Shannon Elizabeth, Helen Hunt, Geena Davis, Hilary Swank

If you're gonna show nip, just let it slip...
Katie Holmes lets it slip
Demi Moore parties with her nipples out

Get the "It" Bag
Here's a phat scoop for you fashionistas... Lolli by reincarnation, creators of today's hottest "IT" bag, is having a HUGE 3-day sale starting tomorrow! This is THE bag that's become a favorite with tons of styling celebrities like Lindsay Lohan, Cameron Diaz, Mary-Kate Olsen, and Hilary Duff...

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Bags come in 60 colors including ultra hot metallic colors - and they're 60% off for the 3-day sample sale! Plus lots more is on sale including dresses, sandals and belts. Don't miss the Lolli by reincarnation-Sample Sale/Wine Party this weekend!

More details on the sale below...

Continue reading "Get the "It" Bag" »

Scooped poop
- Hollywood Tuna gets an email from Jenna Jameson
- Jocelyn Wildenstein takes it up a horrible notch
- SNL cast intervenes on Lindsay Lohan's distructive path
- Keira Knightley Wants More Sex Dammit
- Jennifer Aniston sneaking food
- Bo Bice takes swing at ex-New York Giant
- Julie Robert's Big Disappointing Debut
- The First Picture of Baby Suri!
- Jessica Alba vs. Eva Longoria
- Priscilla Presley Warmed Over
- Leonardo DiCaprio is a modelizer
- Dateline looks at Internet predators

Happy Weed Day!

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Awesome article explaining today's significance from CollegeHumor - 4/20: The Origin of an Underground Holiday... "It’s ironic that a relatively new holiday which celebrates a drug known for its short term memory loss has such an incredibly hazy history"

Hwy 420 Cannabis Legalization Rally this Saturday in Niagara Falls!

And a collection of some of our best weed posts, packed with great photos, cuz that's the way we roll...
Girls Gone Weed
Celebrity Potheads
Candy in Amsterdam
Jesus & HeMan roll a joint
Juicy weed abounds in NYC
Captain Jack explains his bong
Small victory for NY pot smokers

One year later...

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Jack Nicolson's pregnancy was a rumor after all
Angelina and Brad now addicted to jungle sex
Bill Cosby moves on from his dopey actions
Katie had a baby with this freak
K-Fed ain't going nowhere
Gotti who?

Shields baby to kick Holmes-Cruise baby's ass

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After all the crap Tom Cruise gave Brooke Shields last summer, it's awesome that their babies were born on the same day! Now we can compare them against each other for the next 20 years. Thanks Tom for laying the foundation for what's sure to be the best baby watching in the history of Hollywood. Oh and by the way, one day Brooke Shields baby is going to kick your baby's ass.

Tom Cruise & Brooke Shields Once Again Connected By Childbirth
Tom Cruise perfects his "I love this woman" face
Will the baby be raised at Neverland?

Animated baby cage match below...

Continue reading "Shields baby to kick Holmes-Cruise baby's ass" »

Placentas for everyone!
- Katie Holmes Gives Birth to Tom Cruise's Alien Baby
- Lindsay Lohan makes the world’s worst wink ever
- John Stamos to bring up ER's hottie factor
- Helena Christensen hanging out in Miami in a bikini
- Jude Law chilling out at a Malibu beach
- Tom to take baby away from Katie!
- Eminem Hits Rock Bottom Hard
- Ricky Martin press conference reveals he's a big homo
- Elizabeth Hurley replaced by better butter
- A Furry Eva Longoria Does Letterman
- The official press release from the TomKat camp
- Britney Spears wants training for K-Fed
- What you're missing at Coachella!
- Queer Eye For The Marijuana Guy
- Keira Knightly's Booty Double
- When Nick Lachey knew it was over
- Joe Rogan is short and bald
- And yo, Tom did NOT eat the placenta!

Howard Stern turns on Rosie
If you're skimming this looking for a story about Howard Stern dumping on Rosie O'Donnell, look again. This week Howard Stern returned from vacation and revealed he's turned his opinion around and has become one of Rosie's biggest supporters!

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From the show's recap... Howard watched Rosie O’Donnell’s special, "All Aboard!," during his vacation and is "digging her more and more." Rosie's organized a cruise for gay couples who've adopted children, many of whom, were born to drug-addicted mothers. Howard went on to say that the kids on "All Aboard!" had so much love for their adoptive parents and that Rosie "did a good thing for people".

This is what makes Howard fascinating and one of the world's greatest media personalities - he says what on his mind, and is willing to change his mind even if it goes against his core fans. He keeps it real. And he evolves.

More from Howard on Rosie this week below!

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It's like uh-oh, hot dog!
Damn, Kelly Clarkson makes that hot dog look good...

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How many hot dog eating contests has she won?
Not loving these bikini pictures
French Fry-Encrusted Corn Dogs coming soon

Full shot of Kelly Clarkson eating a hot dog in a bikini with a big plate of fries in her lap below!...

Continue reading "It's like uh-oh, hot dog!" »

Compassion and common sense left far behind
If like us you've been feeling frozen with anger and disgust at Bush, his administration and their actions, watch the awesome video over at Busblog of citizen Harry Taylor standing up to Bush and let it warm you up... "I feel like despite your rhetoric, that compassion and common sense have been left far behind during your administration. And I would hope from time to time that you have the humility and grace to be ashamed of yourself."

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We've also posted the video below for your viewing pleasure!...

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Street skating
GammaBlog snapped some beautiful shots that capture the grace and movement of skateboaders in action in Tompkins Square Park...

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Rolling thunder
As we skate off into the sunset

Just the naughty parts
- Pictures of Scarlett Johansson in a bikini take priority
- Evangeline Lilly wearing bunny ears and hot pants
- Is Eva Longoria Getting Married? And to who?
- Collin Farrell's sex tape scandal goes limp
- Follow the hotness of Wentworth Miller
- Lindsay Lohan is a party animal!
- Jake Gyllenhaal in West Village with his boyfriend
- Bobbi Kristina Brown shows 13 isn't what it used to be
- Joan Rivers to Help Donny Deutsch Get Laid
- New Pics of Pam Anderson as a Pussycat Doll
- Melissa Etheridge has gotten another girl pregnant
- The Real World gets immersed in Denver’s gay scene
- Pink loves masturbating and wrote a song about it
- Angelina Jolie is An Unbelievable Lesbian Lover
- Kimora Simmons laughs her way to the bank
- Mischa likes to fukc homely unknowns
- Isn't the Hogan family such trash?!
- K-Fed "ain't gettin' no divorce"
- Celebrities with toothpick legs
- Bruce Willis is a weenie
- Jennifer Tilly Nipple Slip

That's a man hand baby!
Let's play match the celebrity with her giant man hand...

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Answers below!...

Continue reading "That's a man hand baby!" »

Lego my breakfast
You can almost smelll the smoke n' brew... Coffee-and-Cigarettes

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A phat piece of pop art hidden on Flickr by Daan Eats Spamcake. Found on the very cool site Majikthise.

Showoff
- Pete Doherty beats up a photographer for Easter
- Namibian officials confirm Angelina and Brad have landed
- Lindsay Lohan exposes her butt and ruins SNL
- More pictures of Katie Holmes basketball baby
- Joaquin Phoenix shops for art in Soho
- Meg Ryan calls Dennis Quaid a cheater
- Mischa Barton and her new puppy Ziggy
- Courtney Love is Trash, But Looks Hot
- Jessica Alba goes to the neighborhood Rite Aid
- Diddy will Wax, Wash, and Love You
- Thora Birch Shows Off Her Thong
- Hot Look of the Day: Jose Canseco
- Is Brad Angie's Boy Toy?

One and two star dining
Anyone can eat along side celebrities in NYC. They're pretty consistent in their restaurant choices, and many of the places are accessible and have ok prices. Two restaurants where you're just about guaranteed to see a star or two, are NYC hot spots Pastis and Da Silvano (and both actually have good food.) This weekend Lindsay Lohan hit Pastis and Jay-Z and Beyoncé dined at Da Silvano.

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More tips...
- Browse the Gawker Stalker archives and you'll see patterns in restaurants where celebs are spotted repeatedly.

Continue reading "One and two star dining" »

Glam or yam?
The People poll - Star Beauty: Dramatic or Natural? - asks if celebs look better with more makeup or less. It's a tough choice in either direction.

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And sometimes there's no answer

Summer teaser
Buddy had a fabulous time at the beach in Spring Lake NJ this weekend, he says he's ready for summer. More beach shots coming up later...

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Beach Buddy

Bob and the battle of the brain
Bob has been fighting brain cancer since 1999. In 2002 he started keeping an online journal about his experiences and thoughts. Bob blogs about having his head opened, chemo cycles, dealing with doctors & diets, finding the love of his life, proverbs, song lyrics, and what it's like battling the scariest illness anyone could imagine. It's filled with courage and honesty, and a message that life is sweet and to treasure every moment - Brain Tumor History And Other Rants

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Timeline summary of the last 6 years - is a good place to dive in. But you can pick up bits of wisdom and love by clicking on any week. Like his valentine's trick this February... "75 heart shaped post-its all over the house with different messages on them."

And no small part of this is that Bob is a rebel. A rocker, motorcycle lover, handsome redhead and one of the funniest people we know. Let's here it for rebels!

Fame and gory
- Avril Goes From Sexy Back To Complicated
- When all else fails, Katie Holmes shops
- Papa Joe Simpson: so wrong on so many levels
- Lindsay Lohan is desperate to score Versace
- The scoop on Kiefer Sutherland's drinking problems
- Brad Pitt got himself a hot Mohawk!
- Nicole and DJ AM to marry & attemp rise to B-list
- A foretelling of Kevin Federline's bad parenting
- The Pussy Cat Dolls are destroying our youth!
- Damn, the bisexual chick got voted off ANTM
- Jerry O’Connell vs Wilmer Valderrama pimp match
- Jake Gyllenhaal is crossing 7th Avenue right now!
- Can't get enough of Tom's Cruisazy talk
- Alicia & Scarlett in The Nanny Diaries
- Nicky Hiltion's Airbrushed Ass
- Angelina Jolie At Thirteen
- Omarosa's New Breasts

Legal alien
Snapped this shot on 8th Ave in the 20's...

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Stranger in a strange land

What will fit in Mick's mouth?
In recent tour photos it looks like Mick Jagger's mouth has gotten bigger over time! Let's have some fun and see what large things will fit in Mick's enormous mouth...

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Lots more below!...

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Vintage stripper polaroids
These photos "came from a collection of over 400 Polaroid photos of strippers trying out for dancing jobs at a So. Cal club. They were taken from the late 1960's thru the early 1970's." see more at stripper_polaroids' photos on Flickr (link via ABlogSoup)

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Look to the stars
- Lindsay Lohan vs. Jessica Simpson: Fight!
- Mariah Carey trying to dance and look skanky
- Tara Reid works the Hot Clown look!
- Michael Douglas: sexy as grandpa hopped up on Cialis
- The Jolie-Pitt's are moving to Africa
- Heidi and Seal showoff cute baby Henry
- Tom Cruise's totally whacked out GQ quotes
- And the Cruizazy GQ photos to go with them
- Fred Durst & John Travolta are Lovers!
- Jessica Alba Has A Naughty, Naughty Dog!
- The story of a young girl’s sensory journey
- Britney Spears begs mom for help with baby son
- Why Dave Chappelle walked away from $50 mil
- Colin Farrell's New World: The Stench of Man
- South Park Dissing Family Guy: The Conclusion
- Kylie Minogue Battles Back From Cancer
- Evangeline Lilly Partying It Up
- Dick of the Day: Josh Holloway
- Death by Luxury Footwear
- Mo'Nique Hearts Gays
- Shalomie homie

False gods
Sculpted effigies of the idolized and famous has reemerged as a popular form of social commentary. There was recent drama over a Britney Spears piece, and this week brings photos of a staue called Sphinx featuring Kate Moss in the lotus position. But the king of all is still Jeff Koons' monstrous ceramic of Michael Jackson and Bubbles that sold for $5.6 mil in 1988 breaking auction records!

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Micheal Jackson and Bubbles: Banality

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Kate Moss: legs spread and ready for immortality

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Pick your poison
Whenever we play the "Which Simpson would you pick?" game, Jessica wins. Cuz she's got the brains! From the Howard Stern gossip game last Friday... "Jessica Simpson didn’t know what pieces to buy at a jewelry store, so she picked eight items, one for 'each day of the week.'"

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Previously on the Simpson's:
Lil' bang buddies
Hot Trend: Dirty Daddies
Ashlee Simpson is loud in bed
Ditzy is having the courage to ask
Jessica Simpson's missing twin comes forward
Ashlee Simpson separated at birth from David Lee Roth

Drag out your couches...
...it's going to hit 70 degrees in NYC tomorrow!

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This great shot called Open Air Living is from rsguskind on Flickr

Luscious links
- John Travolta and Kelly Preston Are Crazy Too
- Michelle Trachtenberg greets fans with her ass hanging out
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Says Fez Is a Liar!
- Photos of Sienna Miller's naughty Oscar night
- Beyoncé and Jay-Z hit the beach in Miami
- Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan: Two Peas in a Pod
- Britney Spears' baby fractures his skull from fall
- Find Terrence Howard's penis, if you dare...
- Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan dating
- Angelina Jolie accuses Jennifer Aniston?
- Gwen Stefani 's shower reveals it's a girl!
- TMZ has some juicy hollywood rumors
- R.I.P. June Pointer from The Pointer Sisters

It's your doodie
Holy crap, fourfour's breakdown of the 30 minute infomericial for "Dual Action Cleanse" is brilliant and hilarious!... "poop has now become yet another thing to feel inadequate about" - GO HERE

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Well suited
Some cool images in Worth1000's - Regrettable Tattoos. Best is this one of dark angel Jessica Alba in a full body suit, it looks so real...

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Jessica Alba repelled by fanny pack
Jessica makes Mathew Broderick question sexuality
Angelina Jolie getting tattooed in Bangkok
Britney Spears gets a tattoo in NYC
Anna Nicole's big booby mermaid
Celebrity Sideshow!

Hey Ladies
Check out this flyer posted along 10th Ave in NYC, we're pretty convinced it's a dude looking to prostitute himself to women. Why would anyone care if their massage therapist has a "strong neck"? That has to be code for something. And what's with the hand printing. Can this person not find access to a computer? what about Kinkos?

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The phrase "nice work if you can get it" comes to mind.

Need that!
Illegal band promotion
Old school NY stickers and flyers

(Thanks Jason!)

Gooey gossip goodness
- Queen Latifah Celebrates At Snatch
- Britney Spears has lost her sex appeal
- Keri Russell Nude in Vanity Fair
- Cindy Crawford’s Husband Is A Bum
- Lindsay Lohan hosts SNL this weekend
- Lisa Rinna Needs To Stop
- Janet Jackson's Back Baby!
- Tom Cruise Can Help You Get Off Drugs!
- Is Madonna Morphing Into Iggy Pop? or Ace Freeley?
- Haylie Duff & Cyrano de Bergerac Sep at Birth
- Jessica Alba should’ve felt up Charlize
- Paris Hilton...the delusional pop star
- Mischa Barton: To Hell With Nipslips
- Donald Trump, world's most famous loan defaulter
- Gwyneth Paltrow should have named the kid Prune
- Sienna Miller and Jude Law Back Together?
- Ashlee Simpson's new boyfriend is hot
- Paula Abdul: Career Suic-idol
- The Pussy Cat Dolls In Esquire Magazine
- Don’t mess with the Wu Tang Clan

Best present ever
Do you remember the best present you ever got? Check out this AWESOME video of 2 kids getting a coveted Nintendo 64 back in the dayz, and revel in the joy and nostalgia of getting something you really really wanted when you were a kid... NINTENDO 64!!!

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Buddy's best present ever
Best street food ever

Melanie Griffith: sex symbol turned troll
Anyone else notice that the center of Melanie Griffith's head is folding into itself and giving her face a strange troll-like quality? WTF has happened to her?...

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And she seems to have the stinginess of a troll. Last year a story made the rounds that Melanie demanded a free iPod at an Apple store, this week she's being sued by a designer she didn’t pay. Get the dirt on Mel and more on cheap celebs below...

Continue reading "Melanie Griffith: sex symbol turned troll" »

Hollywood heat
- Charlize Theron Gets Some Hot Lesbian Action
- Paris Hilton sauntering through a huge pile of vomit
- Jessica Simpson Steals the Spotlight from Ashlee
- Gwyneth Paltrow gives birth to Moses
- Lindsay Lohan Loses Luck
- Michael Douglas Pens Brangelina an Apology
- Ryan Seacrest's $11.5 mil Playboy Pad
- Past blast: Cameron Diaz is a jerk
- Star Jones Thanks God for Bringing Her a Gay Husband
- 16 year old's 6 month affair with Mike Tyson
- Kenny Rogers Shorter Beard Reveals Android Face
- God have mercy on Pamela Anderson
- A collage of Britney Spears at her worst
- Geena Davis see-thru dress (crazy!)
- Maxim 100th issue poker tournament
- The Notorious Bettie Page
- Madonna Takes Manhattan
- Tori Spelling can do better
- I Want Some of What Paula Abdul is On
- Christina Aguilera is Pumped Up

More than real
Surrealism takes on new meaning as Gallery of the Absurd takes two of today's most surreal celebrities and puts them in Salvador Dali's Sleep - "I place Angelina Jolie in this painting because she's larger than life and needs several Daliesque pedestals to support her fame"... If Dali Had Painted Angelina Jolie

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More absurdities

Vegas flora show
Chase away the Monday blues with this visual treasure found on Flickr... sets of beautiful photos of Dale Chihuly's ceiling of hand-blown glass flowers in the Bellagio in Las Vegas...

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Chihuly @ Bellagio via trayflow's photostream.

Natalie Portman as Mary-Kate Olsen
Puntabulous plays "Guess the Celebrity" with his wife, Natalie Portman... "Hmmm, paper thin, collapsed under the weight of your own clothing, covered in dirty laundry… you’re Mary-Kate Olsen!"

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Boho chic celebrities
Puntabulous plays with his wife

Buddy wants a bath

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2 funny things about Buddy & baths...
1) He generally hates the water and won't swin in a pond or kiddy pool, but he loves baths! He comes running when a bath is run (whether it's his or not.) Loves to walk around in the tub, drink some water, get rubbed with shampoo and lounge.

2) He knows when he needs a bath and starts to get demanding about it, staring us down whenever we're in the bathroom.

Just call him "Bubbles"

Star dust
- Lindsay Lohan hops on the Kabbalah bandwagon
- Rosie O’Donnell Wants A Piece Of Naomi Campbell
- Tom Cruise was beaten by his father
- Paris Hilton's minature breasts
- Jude Law stuffs his face
- Eva Longoria covers the Vegas desert
- Lara Croft Likes Snakes and Guns
- Anyone else think Dustin Hoffman is kind of hot?
- With Clothes & Without Clothes (awesome & nsfw)
- Scarlett Johansson in Black & White
- George Clooney's Gawker Stalker protest backfires!
- Carmen Electra on Howard Stern today
- Is Whitney Houston in a cult?
- Daniel Craig's Royal Flush
- The Ultimate Guide to College
- Hollywood's most stylish couples
- US Weekly has a cool new blog!
- Please realize that this was inevitable

Sorry I dented your car on purpose
"Please look your car over for the dent and scratches and when you see them remember not to park in 2 spaces" - Great Parking Note

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(Photo credit - Lanbui on Flickr)

Michael Douglas hates himself
In the lesser news this week... Michael Douglas Says Men Shouldn't Wear Make-Up. Who is this guy kidding? He's as vain as the day is long and has had massive plastic surgery!...

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Michael Douglas's bad plastic surgery etiquette
Looks like the bleeding has stopped
Michael Douglas hates sissy boys

Gossip a go-go
- Lind