New ways to use Paris Hilton
Since Paris Hilton is a useless bore and hasn’t done anything interesting in months, the only thing left to do is turn her into a cartoon and put entertaining words in her mouth. Here's a snip of a conversation we imagine went down between her and Nicky at the Louis Verdad fashion show yesterday...

"Paris, there's like a frigging fashion show going on you know"

"Hey Nicky, smell my breath and guess which Greek I just sucked"

"You're such a pig"

"I can’t believe I'm sitting next to these idiots"

Previously:
Paris Hilton's baby bump
Paris Hilton's ass cheek goiter

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