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Live from Mardi Gras!

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We've been having fun today peeking in on the Bourbon Street madness via BourboCam Live! The weather looks great, streets are packed, it's cool to see New Orleans hopping again.

The "Bourbocam" is the best, but Beadcam and Paradecam are pretty good too. And they have an Archive of the last 3 days minute by minute! So you can scroll through and catch the wild night time images. More CRAZY shots below!...

Continue reading "Live from Mardi Gras!" »

Fame and friendship don’t mix
- Jewel makes love to the camera for 6 orgasmic minutes
- Katie Couric Interviews Kimora Lee Simmons
- Lindsay Lohan has No Friends
- Jennifer Aniston is a Really Good Friend
- The Whole Pitt and Caboodle
- Kevin Federline is rockin' the corn rows again
- Britney Wigs it Up in New Orleans
- Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie tape separate scenes
- Courtney Love and Frances Bean get out
- Liev, Naomi, and Winona — Oh My!
- Don't miss this HILARIOUS video!

And more celebrity crotch look-a-likes... George Clooney Haunted By Groucho Genitals

American Idol idiot savant
American Idol's Taylor Hicks has a decent voice, but try and watch the guy for 5 seconds without cringing. fourfour, "repulsed and seething to the point where hating Taylor Hicks has fast become a hobby", breaks down ever off-putting nuance in - Torture soul

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Last year's American Idol scandals...
Has Mario Vasquez signed with P Diddy?!
Replacing Paula

NY Graffiti & Steert Art
New York City is the graffiti capitol of the world!...

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- East village graffiti
- Bowery breakdown
- Graf packing district
- Drug territory or art?
- Rainy walk in the LES
- Buddy's tag tour
- Roar of Thunder
- Night walker
- Eldridge street art
- Ludlow street art
- New York doorways
- Street art at large

J.Lo's nipple tweaker
Don’t know how old these shots are but we just caught them on College Altered... Holy Shit!! How come our guidance counselor didn’t tell us about Professional Nipple Tweaking?!

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Bonus link... J.Lo to Adpot Olsen Twins

Bicycle entropy
A cool gallery of photos that most NY'ers will be able to relate to... Abandoned Bicycles of New York...

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"New York has a lot of abandoned bicycles. I don't know why. Do people forget the combinations or keys to their locks? Do they forget they had a bike?"

(Via What About the Plastic Animals?)

Celebrittata
- Sheryl Crow undergoes breast cancer surgery
- Evangeline Lilly: Bikini + Tutu = Ridiculous
- Avril Lavigne is the new “Princess of Pop”!
- Brad and Angelina's Wedding Gift Registery
- K-fed is Cuckoo for Cornrows!
- Crazy sexy photos of Matthew McConaughey
- The bad-ass Duff sisters form a gang
- George Michael and his busted face were arrested
- Lachey wins Dancing With The Stars
- The Family Guy Would Like to Say 10 Things to America
- Don Knotts passes away

Joan's Willie
Joan_rivers_1On the Howard Stern show this morning Joan Rivers told Howard that when she looks down at her crotch she sees Willie Nelson. Like an abused child we felt the need to work this haunting image out in a visual - Joan Rivers reveals her Willie...

Continue reading "Joan's Willie" »

Kissin cousins
Some lesbians don’t like it when heterosexual girls pretend they're gay at clubs to get attention. Not us. You straight girls can make out all you want, doesn’t bother us a bit...

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Photo via the oh so fabulous LastNightsParty.com

Flighty
We have a small fetish for photos shot out of airplane windows, with a special place for ones flying into NYC. Here's one taken over Long Island on our return flight from Amsterdam this week. The opening lines to "New York New York" always seem to play in our head as we fly home...

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First photos from Amsterdam, more next week!

Gooey gossippy goodness
- Martha Dumps on Trump
- Me Tarzan, Jessica Alba Jane
- Mischa Barton as Supergirl!
- Jenny McCarthy Wants an Orgy
- The Bayou Buzz On Britney
- Catherine Zeta Jones Like a Man in Drag
- Carmen Electra, Belle of Bizarro Land
- Moved by The Magic of Kirsten Dunst
- Tyra Banks has a Nice Cleavage and a Mustache
- Cynthia Nixon Doing Just Fine, Thanks For Asking
- This season's hands-down best dramatic spectacle

Bonus link: cuz it's Friday - 50 Photos of Animals in Casts!

PowerHouse to the people
More New York high rent suckery - powerHouse Books is being evicted from their space on Charlton St. They’ve started a cool blog to share the blow by blow news... "After more than two years in residence as the most innovative and lively photography gallery, event space, and bookstore in downtown Manhattan, we are being evicted from our lovingly-built home at 68 Charlton Street by catering/restaurant evildoers. From now until March 31, 2006 we will be keeping the public apprised of our progress with this blog."

Sad news, but a small brightside for book lovers... they're having a huge sale on their very cool selection of Limited Editions

Autograf

Including the awesome - Autograf: New York City’s Graffiti Writers, Peter Sutherland's chronicle of the people and places that populate New York’s famed graf scene.

(Photos above via Autograf / powerhousebooks.com)

Mate a Movie
A fun photoshop contest from Worth1000 that's generated some very clever entries... "Two or more movies, combined to make one much funnier movie" - Mate a Movie

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(Image via Worth1000)

Baby bumps are so in
Paris Hilton, in need of a new scandal, sported a small bump to her birthday party at Pure last weekend.

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Paris Hilton's ass cheek goiter
Paris Hilton dissed at Sundance

(Photo via GettyImages.com)

In Pugs we trust
Possibly the best Flickr photo pool EVER... Pugs in Hats

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Pugs in costumes:
8 Nerve-racking minutes in the spotlight
6 Pounds of Cupcake
3 Fishy Pugs

Link via GorillaMask. Photos via Laserone, Laputa and 3879

Hollywood Ho's
- Let's call Lindsay Lohan "Queen Fartsabunch"
- Australia's Next Top Model Nudity and Swearing!
- The Best Thing About Project Runway IS Tim Gunn
- Kelly Clarkson Is/Has A Bad Ass
- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban to Marry?
- American Idol Secrets!
- Jada Pinkett Smith is a Gangsta
- MTV's instant-classic documentary - Fat Camp!
- Best Brokeback Mountain parody yet
- Bobby Brown on the Prowl Again
- Donald Not Quite Done Stomping Martha’s Skull Into Ground
- Video of Carmen Electra Kissing Victoria Silvstedt
- Excellent "Who Wore It Better?" photo round-up!

Bonus link... Been listening to Double Viking Radio, it's pretty f'ing awesome, check it out!

Britney spills
Britney Spears appears on the cover of this week's People magazine... "Tired of rumors, (she) opens up about life with baby, the car seat uproar - and her plans to shake up the 'boring' pop scene" - thems fightin' words! (and is green in or what?)

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One of those "rumors"...
Britney Spears rocks the Grammys with her nipple out

(Photo via BritneySpears.com)

Homeless work
Most homeless people are not lazy indigents, they're people stricken with mental illness, or who've been beaten down by life and circumstance. The curious thing is that many are the opposite of lazy, and spend the their days busying themselves with work they create. Collecting things, picking up garbage off the street, or just sorting and organizing their belongings - homeless and forgotten but still looking for their place in society and ways to contribute.

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Life is like a bad joke
There's aging badly, and then there's Sandra Bernhard. We knew her face wasn't going to make if for the longhall, but it seems like a little change in make-up application could help her out a lot at this point...

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At least she hasn't turned into a Hollywood Madame

Grounded
Back from Amsterdam. Lots to come on this wonderful, rejuvenating and life changing city in the next few days.

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More Amsterdam!
- Hot Dam
- Like a kid in a candy store
- Chow Holland

Land of the Giant Celebrities
- Britney Spears is Unsinkable
- Gwyneth Paltrow's Bikini Baby Bump
- Mariah Carey Is Like A Box Of Chocolates
- Fergie Shakes Her Lumps
- Keri Russell is Pregnant
- J. Lo: The Badunkadunk Edition
- Paris Hilton Flashes Her Panties
- Let the (menstrual) cycle begin
- Star Jones' sham marriage headed for splitsville
- The Secret of Sasha Cohen’s Success
- Charles Bronson: greatest vigilante in cinematic history
- I'm your embarrassment tonight

Dude, where's my scandal
Remember the glory dayz of Paris Hilton's sidekick scandal hitting at the same time as Fred Durst's sex tape broke this time last year?! What a fun time that was. Celebrities have been pretty boring in 2006 so far.

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Doing the math on Fred Durst's teeny weenie
Paris Hilton's hacked sidekick scandal

In your face
Buddy slam dunks a cute pose...

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His extra cute "can I have a treat" face

High in the clouds
On our way back from Amsterdam. There's no place like home.

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This incredible shot called Sunset over Williamsburg Bridge is from Drewbic on Flickr.

Hot dirt
Steamy Hollywood dirt fresh off the press...
- I Don't Like You In That Way
- Egotastic
- A Socialite's Life
- Hollywood Tuna
- Just Jared
- Hollywood Rag
- Pop Sugar
- Dlisted

Get your freak on
A collection of some of the craziest and funniest Get Your Freak On posts!...

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- Ass rocketing takes off
- Pimps represent
- Mosh girl rocks
- Tree porn

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- Photos of people having sex in cars
- Fun with nudist vacation photos
- We *heart* drunk pranks
- Secret Wall Tattoos

The secret lives of dolls
Proof! we found proof that dolls talk to each other when no ones looking...

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Market Stall, Portobello Road - from a well known market in the UK, but it looks like it could be from any flea market in the US. More cool London market and street shots from Alex Whittaker on Flickr

(Link via the Gridskipper photo pool on Flickr)

Winter Food
Reviews of two of our stand-by favorites in the Lower East Side for warm and delicious winter dining... Apizz and The Loreley

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Fame-ass
- Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes Deny Split
- The New Lara Croft
- Sometimes we adore Pamela Anderson
- Kelly Brook is Confusing
- Mariah Carey blames Karl Lagerfeld
- Jennifer Lopez Booty Tips!
- Jessica Simpson’s Hotel Hopping
- TLC singer Chilli busted by cops
- I'm totally not going to be able to fall asleep tonight

Pomp and Circumstance
Nerve has a fascinating and colorful gallery of photos taken at the 2005 Miss Prisoner Pagent held at the Buen Pastor Prison in Bogota, Columbia - Pomp and Circumstance.

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More at Gridskipper - Colombian Jail Babes

(Photo via Fabio Cuttica / Nerve)

There's no love like self love
The latest antics of Rudy and Winston... Love is life and life is licking

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The mystery of Winston

Star poop
- Jennifer Garner is Scared of Britney Spears
- Are you a Paris Hilton Look Alike?
- Janet Jackson is Too Fat to Sing
- Paris Hilton Ruined Sundance
- Tyra Banks is a Barker Beauty
- Carmen Electra and Some Blow Up Dolls
- Shannen Doherty Car Crash
- Jamie Foxx selling his Bentley on eBay
- Ryan Seacrest and His Beard
- Is her wig supposed to look like that?

Fights happen

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A little collection of past favorites...
Paris Hilton fight
Fighting is so gay
Barfight bar fight
Bolivian women wrestlers
Couple fights caught in NYC
Street Fight Video Motherload + Part 2

"Hey Martha..."
"...made you look". Passed Martha Stewart on the street on our way to work last week, U gotta love New York!

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Smoking-up for Martha

Profiling Buddy
Buddy will only allow profiles to be shot from the right, he thinks it's his better side.

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Cute squared
Buddy likes baths

Gossip Gods
While we're on vacation check these sites for the latest celebrity gossip!...
- A Socialite's Life
- Hollywood Tuna
- I Don't Like You In That Way
- Egotastic
- Just Jared
- Hollywood Rag
- Pop Sugar
- Dlisted
- Defamer
- Gawker

Riding the crazy train
A hysterical little post about riding the subway in NYC... "that's right, he's wearing a mattress pad, tied on with various blanket strips. his turban is made out of a trash bag and two pairs of sweatpants, but HEY! it matches his outfit!" - Crazy train

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Ghost on the E train

(Photo via knifefight in BK)

So soft you'll swear they're puppies
Oh my god - Carrie Underwood is endorsing shoes made out of puppies!! (disclaimer: it's just "thought bubble" street art)

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"I Can't Believe These Shoes Are Made Out Of Puppies!" - photo from the great Vidiot on Flickr

Best street food, ever
Possibly the BEST street food EVER invented - French Fry-Encrusted Corn Dogs from streets of downtown Seoul (sold for $1)

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Not all fried food is yummy - The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich

Hollywood hoo hah
- Britney Spears Has Gut Problems
- Gwyneth Paltrow *hearts* Madonna
- Heidi Klum Nude Body Painting
- Salma Hayek, beautiful inside and out
- SI Swimsuit Models Sans Bikini!
- Cameron Diaz and Jude Law Hold Hands
- Paris Gets Plastered!
- Is Maddox Smoking?!
- Bruce Willis Disses Oprah
- The Bob Sagat Fan Club
- Mary-Kate Olsen wants to play Cocaine Kate
- Katie Holmes Captured By Monsters
- Battling an addiction to Janice Dickinson

Touching work
Where do celebrities get their trademark looks? stylists, hair dressers, make-up artists?... Sometimes it's through the work of a master retoucher like Glenn Feron. Check out his portfolio filled with famous celebrity images enhanced, uplifted and transformed by his touch - The Art of Retouching

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More on Glen Feron's work - Serena... serener

Photos copyright Glen Feron. More about his work and pricing.

Pretty please
Look how pretty we are, please give us some of your food.

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Stranger in a strange land
This photo of a binocular unit at the Top of The Rock gives our brain convulsions of joy...

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I'm A Stranger Here Myself from the awesome work of HELLO, my name is _____ on Flickr.

More great NYC photos

Romance is in the air
- Valentines Day Bikini Photos!
- Natalie Portman Likes Being Shaved
- Is Britney Spears Pregnant Again?!
- Justin Timberlake is Waking Up
- Brangelina's Valentine Love in Vienna
- Pamela Anderson Horny for Green
- Colin Farrell in NYC
- Liberace was such a fag!
- Paris Hilton To Play Mother Teresa As Spoiled Skank
- Fans Pry Dr. Pepper From Nicole Richie’s Emaciated Claws!
- Elle MacPherson Topless Beach Shots
- Carmen Electra wet and topless

Amsterdam is for lovers
Hot dam, we're headed to Amsterdam tomorrow! Back in a week. Tons of fun posts are scheduled to go up daily while we're gone, so keep checking in.

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We're participating in an ad program the people at Blogads and Holland.com put together (Holland.com is trading advertising in exchange for trips - details here.) Don't have to write about the trip, but of course will bring back lots of cool street, architecture, art, food and weed shots from the Dam! (And we'll cover it all, good or bad.)

Photo copyright Lars P Mathiassen. More amazing city galleries including Berlin, Brussels, Budapest, London, Paris, Prague, Tokyo, Vienna on his site.

Celebrity reflection

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They say that "the more things change the more they remain the same" - a quick look at Celebrity Gossip one year ago clearly proves this is true!....
Kelly Osbourne's intervention
Paris Hilton attends fashion week and is bored
Jones, Trump and Olsen's have patented looks
Michael Jackson's strange behavior
Vincent Gallo is scary

Big dick looking to shoot in your face

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Dick Cheney's ad on Craigslist
Get That Dick Away From Me!
Ten ways Dick Cheney can kill you
You got a purty mouth, boy

After the storm
Biggest snow storm ever in NYC this weekend, today we roll on...

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Live Blogging the Great NYC Blizzard of 2006
New York digging out from 26.9 inches of snow
How was your commute?
Blizzard of 2006 photo pool

Marshmallow Tables and Chairs above by Drewbic on Flickr

Star burgers, it's what's for lunch
- Pamela Anderson’s Lips Gone Wild
- Are Clay Aikens Fans Sueing Him For Fraud?
- Janet Jackson is Too Fat to Sing
- Gwyneth Paltrow Insults the British
- Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie out with the family
- Scott Stapp Arrested for being Drunk in Public
- Courtney Love Goes Glam
- Dealing with Project Runway loss
- Julia Roberts is the grouchiest of all grouches
- Mariah Carey threw a fit at the Grammys
- Sharon Stone in Esquire, oh my
- Separated at Birth: Hohan & Wacko Jacko
- Jessica Simpson vs. Christina Aguilera
- Natalie Portman, Colin Farrell, Winona Ryder, Naomi Campbell

Above Mexico
A helicopter pilot has posted a page of intricate and highly detailed arial photographs taken over Mexico. None of the pictures are computer rendered, but you'll swear they were. A fascinating view of the country... markets, landscapes, over crowded neighborhoods, and peak into the lives below - Aerial Photographs of Mexico City

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(Link via DoubleViking)

First rank
Tommy Lee didn't invent the dirty skeezer look, he just wears it well. (Even Fergie looks a bit disturbed to be near his nasty funk.)

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Hasn't he done this before?!
Canada's most famous shemale who fools Tommy Lee
Tommy Lee vs Detroit Posse
Tommy Lee After Getting His Ass Kicked!
Tommy Lee and Fergie at SuperBowl Party
Tommy Lee and Dennis Rodman separated at birth

Dog bomber
This has to be the cutest dog coat we've ever seen!...

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- Life with a Beagle is never dull
- Finnegan and the puppies
- Foxy brown
- Mini-cute

(Photo via The Cobrasnake, more pics of this pup there)

Hollywood Love Machine
- Heidi Klum Safely Teases
- Sharon Stone is a Hypocrite
- Jessica Alba in Playboy
- Angelina Jolie Rumors Abound!
- Britney and K-Fed Fight in Public
- Halle Berry dating HOT Versace model
- Can't Get Enough of Hulk Hogan's Tackiness
- Tom Sizemore Falls Off The Crystal Wagon
- Oprah Winfrey Is A Sorry Drunk
- Damn, Bobby Has Some Wild Kids!
- From one crackhead to another
- Mariah's Grammy After Party
- Lohan the Love Machine
- Arrested Development Finale!
- Al Reynolds: Master of Heterosexual Love
- Kate Moss: So few words, yet so many lines
- K-Fed rescues Britney Spears from drunk girls
- Gwyneth Paltrow Hates Drunk Women
- Victoria Beckham's Russia Spread
- Salma Hayek Does a Body Good
- The Fake Paris Hilton Fake Nip Slip
- Kirsten Dunst nip slip at beach
- Keira Knightly Nipple Slip
- Top Topless Beaches 2006

Brings new meaning to "brown and bubbly"

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Super Bowl Ads: Brown, Bubbly, and Grossed Out

And a strangely similar shot that cracks us up everytime -
Jessica Simpson's twin comes forward

(Thanks for the pic Claw!)

Kentucky Fried Nipple
Britney Spears rocks the Grammys with her nipple out.

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Teri Hatcher rocks the Grammys in her undies
Britney proudly wears her motherhood

(Photo via HollywoodRag)

Big Cheese
- Angeline Jolie shows her butt and back tattoo
- Jessica Simpson See-Through Pictures
- Nick Lachey dating an attention whore
- Dannii Minogue Lesbian Lapdance Video Pictures
- Kanye West's Mission Impossible
- Everyone in Hollywood Wants to Be Gay
- Photo Round Up of Celebrities at the Grammy Awards
- Colin Farrell and Serena Williams Dine Out; Sex Tape Coming
- Chuck Norris Action Jeans
- This is How You Work a Carpet!
- Paul McCartney looks more and more like my grandmother

The Claymate
Hot off porn producer Michael Lucas's blog is a photoClaymate of the man Clay Aiken allegedly had sex with, John Paulus. Paulus appeared on the Howard Stern show this morning and discussed the down and dirty details of his interlude with Clay. Highlights include... Clay is not well endowed, he likes to yell and swear during sex, they didn’t use a condom and went it at for an hour and a half, read the complete blow by blow here.

Clay Aiken is a Top?!

Boss of the city
Boss Tweed has a great gallery on Flickr filled with wonderful New York City photos, like this striking sunset silhouette (guess where it was shot from)...

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More beautiful photos inspirated by light and angle light...
Empire State Building
Washington Square Arch
The View From Home


Danny Masterson loves the ladies...
...that love the ladies. Danny has an eye for the good things in life.

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More candid glances:
Jessica Alba Repelled By Fanny Pack
Mathew Broderick Questions Sexuality

(Photo via The Cobrasnake)

Chocolate versus sex
Why not have both. But remember, no one likes bad sex or bad chocolate - choose carfeully...
Guide to Picking the Perfect Chocolate
Valentine's Day Specials at New York City Hotels

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(Photo via Kyewt)

And the winner is... album art
Congratulations to Gail Marowitz for winning Best Recording Package for the beautiful and powerful design of Aimee Mann's The Forgotten Arm! It's great to see that in the age of iTunes and MP3's - rich and meaningful "album" design is still an important medium. We grew up relishing album covers and the inside art almost as much as the music they held, and hope that tradition lives on as part of the rich experience music brings to furture generations.

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Complete list of Grammy winners

(Photo via GettyImages.com)

Life in the fastlane
- Get Ready To Snooze, It’s The Grammys
- Lindsay Lohan Laughed at by Lagerfeld
- Courtney Loves Lace and the Ladies Bathroom
- Jimmy Fallon's Pepsi Commercial
- Paris Hilton Has Been Served
- Kate Moss is helping Colin Farrell get clean
- Britney Under Investigation
- Katie Couric dumped on by birds
- Tom Cruise Heaps Praise Upon Kanye West
- Shakira Knows How To Shake It
- Nicole nods off while on hold with her dealer
- Fashion Shows Make You Sleepy
- Is K-Fed hitting the good stuff again?
- Hollywood Spawn: Dakota Johnson
- Hilarious Family Guy clip on sharing
- Why we love Lindsay (the other Lindsay)
- Angelina Jolie shows her lower back tattoo
- CityRag scores an exclusive photo of the Maddox tattoo!

Where my girls at
FourFour uses Remy Ma's new album as a base to examine the female image in Rap, and backs up the commentary with photos and comparisons spanning the last 20 years, a brilliant piece - Some things about Remy ...

"So many female rappers whose sexuality isn't at the forefront of their image when they debut, or who look tougher than women tend to look in pop culture, will undergo a major image overhaul by the release of their third album."

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Innerds
In conjunction with the Dream Anatomy exhibit, the National Library of Medicine held an art contest asking kids what they thought the internal body looked like. Some strange and imaginative pictures came out of it... Dream Anatomy Children's Art Gallery

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Valentines for the Self-Absorbed
Gallery of the Absurd has a hilarious series of Celebrity Valentines going up this week! check it out...

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Westminster Dog Show tips and tricks!
NYC's 2006 Westminster Kennel Show is next Monday & Tuesday and tickets are still available! Last year we had a fantastic time and posted tons of photos... Westminster photo round-up and Behind the scenes at the dog show

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Here's a few tips and tricks for getting the most out of the show:
- Monday is the day the small breeds are shown, Tuesday is Best in Show competition (the 2 most popular events), take your pick.
- Go for the entire day. In the afternoon the arena is broken down into multiple show rings for breed competition.
- All the dogs spend the day in a big hall and the trainers talk to you and let you pet the dogs. Lots of doggie freebies are given away too.
- You can walk onto the show floor during the day to see the individual competitions up close. You can also go backstage into the area where the groomers get the dogs ready for competition!
- For the main evening events sneak into the good seats. Keep your eye out for a couple empty seats in the first couple rows (that stay empty for a while), then walk up and sit in them as if they're yours.

Lunch links
- Hard evidence that Britney Spears is a total and complete moron
- Scarlett Johansson & Keira Knightley pose nude for Vanity Fair
- Is Christina Aguilera the latest victim of lip injections?!
- Neighbors Unite to Stop Liam Gallagher From Jogging
- David Beckyumm goes ape $hit on a paparazzo
- Paris Hilton - Val Kilmer makeout session, ew
- Lindsay Lohan's "breathe" tattoo exposed!
- From Gay Cowboy to Batman Villain
- Jack Black's Troubled Childhood
- Star and Al headed for divorce
- Nicole Richie's enormous head
- Russian Talk Show Brawl!

Water world
The tiny, fleeting world of drops, captured by photographer Martin Waugh... "I marvel at their diversity and simplicity, and thrill in their beauty. I strive to share that wonder with you." He succeeds... Liquid gallery

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Maddox Jolie Pitt: cultural icon
Just when you think a celebrity couple has the corner on eccentric, a fan throws in the trump card... a Texan man has had the face of Maddox Jolie Pitt tattooed on his arm, claiming it's the ultimate symbol of fun and rebellion... "This tattoo just reminds me to say that I really don't care that much, and it's not that big of a deal - You know, stick your tongue out and wear a Mohawk!"

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Update: Andy, the owner of the Maddox tat saw this post and sent us a cool email, noting that a big reason he got it was access to an artist talented enough to pull it off... Mike Tidwell out of Dallas

Update #2: Wenn.com asked us to remove the first photo, BUT... we scored this EXCLUSIVE photo from Andy himself for CityRag, what a fukcing awesome dude, he RULES!

Double crossed
Jay walking down the middle of 42nd Street again, it's the flashing lights that drive us to do it (well that and a rush to get home through the very slow traffic)...

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People Watching with the Times Square Cams

Truth and consequences
- Eminem is an Ass
- Jen and Vince gamble the night away
- Sharon Stone Nude Video from Basic Instinct 2
- Fergie Is Mantastic!
- Gwyneth Paltrow Wanted Vanilla Ice
- Busta Rhymes Hip Hop Video Shooting
- Fake Paris Hilton Scams NY Fashion Week
- Lance Armstrong and Sheryl Crow ending their engagement
- Celebrity Fit Club Kid
- Justin Timberlake tells Britney Spears to leave K-Fed
- Kylie Minogues super butt!

Unknown Family Photos
We often find old photo albums at junk stores and flea markets. There's something fascinating about them, bits of warm nostalgia and snapshots of the past that are removed from any personal family drama or bad memories. You can make up any story you want to go with them. Here's a sweet album someone found and took the time to post online... "Photos of an Unknown Family Who PROBABLY Owned a Liquor Store"

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Mariahisms

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Mariah Carey is a complicated and inventive linguist. Thankfully her official website has a dictionary of "Mariahisms" so we can understand the deeper meaning behind her favorite terms...

BE GOOD: Two words Mariah ends conversations with.

BING BONG!: Used to quickly end an argument or conversation while still able to be funny

BOO: Mariah's phrase for people fond of her.

COLLABO: A slight abbreviation for "collaboration", word usage originated in 1999

ENSEMBLE: Same as "outfit" (e.g. "Do you like the ensemble?")

PIP!: A phrase used to describe something really cool for example "Those jeans are very Pip!"

STELLAR: A word in place of "great" or "good"

THINGS OF THAT NATURE: A common phrase Mariah uses often meaning "things like that."

WHY?: Said in a rhetorical sense as if asking "Why me? What did I do to deserve this?" Meant to be comical.

YOU LOVE ME: All-purpose, anytime phrase. A greeting, a goodbye, or just something to throw into a pause in the conversation or to interject loudly while someone is speaking.

(Not to be confused with Madamisms!)

Halftime crafts
Superbowl games are often landslides and can be notoriously boring, but not if you have a small pet and large piece of citrus fruit... How to make a fruit helmet for your cat

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(Link via BoingBoing)

Mahatma Hollywood
- Lost to kill off Michelle Rodriguez
- Heather Locklear divorcing Richie Sambora
- Does Pamela Anderson Have New Boobs?
- Kirsten Dunst Looks Like a Stripper
- Stolen Paris Hilton Tapes & Pics
- Katie Holmes pitching for Scientology
- Ben Affleck’s Back at Work
- Rosie is over American Idol! (and The View)
- You either love or can't stand Drew Barrymore
- Attention Whores Step to the Front of the Line
- Jennifer Aniston Fan Tries To Slap Angelina Jolie
- Madonna says she's not having an affair
- Andraé (What Happened to Andraé)
- Separated At Real Genius
- Bow Wow vs. Lil' Romeo
- Inside the von Furstenberg Compound
- Nick Lachey's New Squeeze
- The Olsen Twins Caught Kissing
- Brokeback to the Future
- Big fat Gawker Stalker!
- Celebranalogy

Bird brain
Closing out Separated at Birth week is this hilarious pic from Raleys on JJB - Paris Hilton's noticable similarity to an Emu...

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Thanks so much to everyone who's sent us fantabulous ideas and images for separated at birth comparisons! we'll try and get to them all in the coming weeks!

Woozy
Hey Buddy, why don't you lie down in that sunbeam, you're all wobbly...

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Resting


Gold indulgence
Ever wanted sparkly poo? we haven't either, but this brings new meaning to "digging for gold"... from a fave new blog called Kyewt (get it, like "cute")... Ju$t Another Rich Kid and Tobias Wong have collaborated on a mindbending series of art called "Indulgences" - transforming "every day objects into objects of desire". a couple of our favorites...

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Cokespoon #1: "The pen cap dipped in 18k gold, lifts the lid on the indulgence and paraphernalia. A pocket fetish that brings new meaning to desire."

Gold Pills: "Addresses the creation of and demand f