Vincent Gallo's second coming

Sallow and shallow Vincent Gallo is trying to sell his sperm for One Million Dollars on his official merchandise website! (we missed this a couple months ago and thought you might have also.) Check out the ad, amoung other things he touts his full head of hair, big cock, and athletic prowess (yeah right). It would almost be entertaining if it wasn't coming from one of the creepiest, egomanics around.

(Link via JJB)