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Surf's up...
- Tyra Banks Has Gone To The Pits
- Kevin Federline Makes Fun of His Wife
- Natalie Portman's World of Fug
- Jessica Alba is the Ideal Girlfriend
- Top 99 Women 2006 - in photos!
- Heidi, Seal and Baby Henry
- Carmen Electra Down For Girls
- Bobby Kristina's MySpace Profile
- There's a new lesbian power couple in town!
- Two Princes: the Great one and the Crappy one
- The Internet Delivers Your Anderson Cooper Fantasies
- Britney Spears Sperarated at Birth from Betty Rubble?
- Here Come The Oscar Nominations
- Remembering the legacy of Coretta Scott King

Girls gone wrong
Bedazzled points us to a cool site dedicated to the art of exploitation film posters - Exploitation Poster Art. We'd like to thank the world of bad-girl exploitation films for providing female role models that we could identify with while we were growing up...

Ashlee Simpson is the new David Lee Roth!
The Owen-Ellen post from yesterday inspired some of our readers to send in their genius Separated at Birth ideas! This hysterical image comes from the fabulous MRC... Ashlee Simpson is the new David Lee Roth! (the older, over the hill, boring David Lee Roth)

More Separated at Birth Comparisons...
Madonna and Ace Frehley
Jake Gyllenhaal and K. D. Lang
Danny Banaduce and Carrot Top
Tommy Lee and Dennis Rodman
Jared Leto and a leprechaun
Ellen Degeneres and Owen Wilson

And CynicalSmirk sent over this awesome addition! A mash-up of Van Halen's "Ain't Talkin' 'bout Love" and Ashlee's "L.O.V.E."

Lady Cab Driver
Can u take me 4 a ride?... NewYorkHack has some great photos and stories about driving a cab in NYC. Like this one... just a random night, picking up the cute musician from "Love Monkey", scoring a $50 tip and dropping off a hook up... Lucky

Female NYC Cabbie Blogs About Being a Hack

Year of the Dog
Buddy would like to wish everyone a Happy Chinese New Year! It's the Year of the Dog ya know.

Buddy at his best...
- up close and kissable
- everyday irresistibility
- nothing held back
- oh Buddy you're so fine
- happy boy
- puppy love

Today in Hollyweird
- What's up with Sienna Miller and Hayden Christensen
- Tom Cruise Puts Sex Life On Hold
- Johnny Depp will be Angelina Jolie's next lover
- Tara Reid with three different guys in one night
- Oprah goes Brokeback
- Give Me Some J-Lo Booty
- Britney and Kev hit the town all dolled up
- Heidi Klum Tells a Young Girl She's Fat!
- Serina Williams big butt crack
- Lindsay Lohan: Cuts Like a Knife
- John Travolta singing his hit "Let Her In"!
- Beyond hot! Way beyond!

Owen Wilson is so Ellen Degeneres!
We thought "holy shit, he's right" when Howard Stern mentioned on his show today that Ellen Degeneres and Owen Wilson look very much a like! We put together a little Separated At Birth comparrison...

More funny separted at birth side by sides...
Ellen Degeneres and Owen Wilson
Jake Gyllenhaal and K. D. Lang
Danny Banaduce and Carrot Top
Madonna and Ace Frehley
Tommy Lee and Dennis Rodman
Billy Chenowith and Michael Hutchence
Aging actresses with too much plastic surgery and the puppet Madame

Bonus Owen links! Getting Owen Wilson's nose out of our system and Owen Wilson seperated at birth 2046

This means war
Tags over tags over tags, that's some serious shit.

same spot, new graf

Celebrity Day Jobs
Stardom is had at the flip of a coin. Without luck and timing, here's where some of our biggest stars might have landed... Celebrity Day Jobs

(Images via Worth1000.com)

Sunrise on the Hudson
Sunrise on the Hudson River last weekend, 100 miles north of the city. Got up to go to the bathroom and caught this (the shot is just as it came out of the camera, no saturation or effects, isn't life grand!)...

Lots of great NYC links here for your weekend reading enjoyment... The Big Apple Blog Festival

We shit you not...
- Clay Aikens Boy Toy
- The O.C. and The Office are The Awesome
- Brad Pitt’s First Baby
- Salma Hayek says extreme dieting makes women "bitches"
- Christina Ricci in film about a woman with the face of a pig
- Aaron Spelling Accused of Sexual Harrassment
- This isn’t Law’s first flirtation with strippers
- The most amazing American Idol video you will ever see!
- Christina Aguilera's Nipple Ring In Rolling Stone
- Be afraid: "santino" is coming to a sentence near you.
- Gwyneth Paltrow On Idiot Drunk People
- "I fucked Alec Baldwin in his ass"
- This season's SNL Hosts
- Remebering Tom Cruise's Threesome
- Winona’s Free, and Coming Back

Ride for Wisdom

The Sustainable Energy in Motion Bike Tour took an ad on our site (or we probably would have never found it.) Sounds like a very cool and mindexpanding event. Grassroots groups working towards sustainable enegry and other world causes ROCK THE PLANET! We wanted to give them some support. From their site...

"Sustainable Energy in Motion Bike Tour of the Columbia River this summer, organized by the Portland Peace and Justice Center. Study and apply the philosophies of permaculture, alternative building, appropriate technology and sustainable energy. Through inspiring hands-on service projects with leaders of the global sustainability movement, contribute to the communities you visit. Gain a deeper understanding of how organic food is grown and distributed by talking first hand with the people who raise the food."

Sustainable Energy in Motion Bike Tour
Tour routes and dates
Portland Peace Blog
More on the Greem movement values
TreeHugger and Nicmachus show their support!

Paris Hilton dissed at Sundance
A little publicity stunt from Filmpunks... Paris Hilton is publicly banned at the Sundance Film Festival... (from what we're not sure.)

She probably loves it. Gotta give props to Paris, the drama that follows her is always fun...
Paris Hilton's ass cheek goiter
Paris Hilton instigates fight outside LA club!
Paris, drag queens and a joint

Photo and tip thanks to Marie on the JJB Board

Crunktastical
If you're not checking Crunk and Disorderly daily, you're missing hilarious shit like this...

(Photos above from one of best blogs around- Crunk and Disorderly!)

Great Blogs a Fire
The 2006 Weblog Awards gives us an opportunitty to give a shout out to some GREAT sites that inspire us daily! Voting is super easy, go to this page and click a few buttons. Keep an eye out for these awesome sites and give em a vote!...

IDontLikeYouInThatWay, Gawker, Daily Kos, Gothamist, YouCantMakeItUp, BoingBoing

Doggie quid pro quo
We all know the rules... You bite me, I bite you back harder.

And watch them really get down in... Dog Fight! (on the same couch almost a year ago when Dolly was just a puppy)

Horray for Hollywood
- Carmen Electra Is A Cheap Date
- Is Britney Spears pregant again or what?
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Nude in Playboy
- Vroom, Vroom Joaquin Phoenix
- Keifer Sutherland is Always Drunk
- Jessica The Morning After?
- Juicy J-Lo on Jay Leno
- Think twice about staying overnight at Madonna's castle
- James Lipton reciting the lyrics to K-Fed's "PopoZao"
- Motley Crue gets a star on the Walk of Fame

Run Idiots Run
Time to steal your shoppin carts, the Idiotarod is coming!... "The Iditarod is the famous long-distance race in which yelping dogs tow a sled across Alaska. Our Idiotarod is pretty much the same thing, except that instead of dogs, it's people, instead of sleds, it's shopping carts, and instead of Alaska it's New York City"...

We love this crazy-ass, outlaw NYC event. The costumes are wild, the shopping carts are inventive, and the people are insane! (the carts are usually packed with beer.) And it's this weekend!... "The third annual event happens January 28, 2006. It will start in Brooklyn, run into Manhattan, and end approximately five miles later. Teams of five will race for a cash prize. And glory."

From The Gothamist - The Idiots are Coming
The Official site & info - Idiotarod
Photos from - Mikey NYC's awesome 2005 Idioarod set

Update: Will the Idiotarod Be Busted?

Sundance questions
When did Sundance become a hotbed for D-List celebrity has-beens?

And showing up at every event might be fun, but doesn't Jack Osbourne want to actually do something with his life?

Photos from the fabulous LastNightsParty.com!

Hey Mariah you're on fi-yah
Mariah Carey looked smoking leaving Nobu restaurant in NYC this week. No airbrush, no photoshopping, you go girl! lots more shots over at MariahDaily.com

Mariah rules

In a perfect world
Catch the short and funny story that goes with this pic from Drewbic

Freshly scanned
- Mary J Blige versus Stevie Wonder
- Jamie Foxx and Eva Longoria are denying rumors
- Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck take Violet out
- Avril Lavigne Blossoms
- Katie Holmes Nude Scene Mysteriously Vanishes
- Kanye West as Jesus on Rolling Stone magazine.
- Benicio Del Toro is Che Guevara
- Matthew McConaughey in Details
- Buy Bright Eyes' smashed guitar for charity
- Joe Pesci gives fan a knuckle sandwich
- Osama's back in the news. He and Paris should date.
- Lindsay Lohan looks good in a bikini
- The Dude behind Abercrombie & Fitch is creepy!
- Marlon Brando with a cock in his mouth
- For all the Anna Kournicova Fans
- Nicollette Sheridan & Leif Garrett in 60s Porn Pose
- Someone buy Nicole Richie an ice cream
- Good stuff for Rupert from Survivor
- Some idiot rejects Jessica Simpson
- Paris Hilton Sucks
- Enough Trump junk already
- Revenge of the D-Listers
- R.I.P. Chris Penn

Hairy scary
Love those MySpace kidz and their whacky hair! DemonBaby puts together the best shots in... The Second Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards! (complete with the popular Magical Grid of Bad Emo Hair)

The First Annual MySpace Stupid Haircut Awards!

(Photos via DemonBaby, link via GorillaMask)

K-Fed's funky hand jive
Holy crap! you gotta check out K-Fed's dancing hands in this (unintentionally) hysterical video! from GorillaMask... "Kevin Federline getting down in the studio to his new single "PopoZao" - Or is he auditioning for the Happy Hands Club? Either way, my gaydar just exploded."

Fresh dirt
- Sharon Stone Pictures from Basic Instinct 2
- Macaulay Culkin has a pet name for his penis
- President Bush on Brokeback Mountain
- Mischa Barton: worst dressed celebrity in Hollywood
- Paris Hilton and Bai Ling are perfect for each!
- Fred Savage is Almost Hot
- Pink’s Stupid Girl Video Kicks Ass
- Mariah Carey in the River Thames
- Star Jones’ Stain Double Standard
- AP interview with Kevin Federline is a must read
- Kate Moss has a new boyfriend
- Who are Hollywood’s best and worse tippers?
- Courtney or Britney?
- The Best of YouTube!

Celebrities are Just Like Sea-Monkeys
A blast from the past from Gallery of the Absurd... Celebrities are Just Like Sea-Monkeys... "Both Sea-Monkeys and tabloid regulars are promoted as entertaining and attention-loving creatures who live in a world of make-believe. "

(Image via GalleryoftheAbsurd)

Jen on the Run

Some funny stories and photos emerging from Jennifer Aniston's trip to Sundance. From Confessions of a Chauffeur...

Aniston was so wound up over paparazzi following her, she told the driver: "You need to take me where nobody is." He accommodated her by driving for 25 minutes, ending up in a church parking lot. Aniston got out of the car and immediately began chain smoking cigarettes. The driver says this happened several times during her stay.

Burning skyline
One of those shots that leaves you wondering what the story is behind it... Drewbic captures a mysterious and strangly beautiful scene in Williamsburg (Brooklyn) with the NYC skyline as a backdrop. Catch the notes on this cool shot at Vacant Lot fire

Project Recap
Once again we find ourselves more entertained by FourFour's GREAT reality show recaps than the shows themselves. This season FourFour takes on Project Runway and the commentary is so insanely observant and hilarious that it's a masterpiece unto itself. From the Soul Eating catch to Tootie's Tootie, this is the shit we live for!

PS - If you're a Project Runway fan check out Queerty's interview with the gorgeous Nick - he's a FourFour fan too!

Glamorous lives
- Kate Beckinsale Brings Back the Burkha
- Halle Berry and Her Man Hit NYC
- Britney Spears is Pigging Out
- Fergie Models Bikini's, World Wonders Why
- Drew Barrymore is Fukcing Hilarious on SNL!
- Beyonce and Jay-Z Play Poker in Miami
- Woody Allen is Obsessed With Scarlett Johansson
- Valentino Show Nods to Brokeback Mountain
- Sienna Dumps Jude's Ass For Good
- Mariah and Naomi in Paris
- Jen Sayz

Jessica Alba Makes Mathew Broderick Question Sexuality
Sometimes you find something so good you just gotta gank it... Headline and photo from the awesome site SorryIGotDrunk go there for more genius stuff like this...

Steamy Sundance
4 hot women, a big bottle of Kettle One, Doritos and a hot tub in the snow - the smokingist set of photos we've seen from Sundance 2006 yet... Sundance Hottub

More Sundance Party Photos:
Paris loves Sundance
Sundance: Premier
Sundance Blender

And don't miss Defamer's off the hook, massive, photo packed, Sundance coverage!

(Photo via LastNightsParty.com)

Collapse and chaos

Yesterday we watched tons of fire trucks, cops cars, emergency vehicles and circling helicopters flood the Lower East Side. Crazy shit, we turned to the net to see what caused the chaos and the Gothamist had posted breaking info that the interior of the First Roumanian American Synagogue had collasped (shown in the pic above.) Brother Lawrence/Flickr was on the scene and posted lots photos.

More info and photos: Temple Collapse on Rivington Street. Photo from Night light.

Buddy loves a new baby
Buddy wore himself out over the holidays opening all his new babies but is recuperating nicely (thanks for askin.) Have a great weekend everyone!

The Celeb Reality Show
- The Best Paris Hilton Interview Ever!
- Rachel Hunter Needs Meat
- Angelina Jolie is Eating For Three!
- Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake play kissy face
- Kate Beckinsale's World Wide Thong
- Johnny Depp. He's just that cool.
- Jada Pinkett Smith is a Bad Ass
- Courtney Love's Mother is a Bitch
- Meg Ryan is Adopting a Chinese Baby
- Andie MacDowell Blossoms into Womanhood
- Tom Cruise Threatens To Sue Over South Park Episode
- Is Jessica dealing with her troubles by getting F'ed Up?
- HILARIOUS Colin Farrell animation!
- Adrianne Curry In Playboy
- Classic Christina Aguilera
- The First Photos from Sundance!
- Diddy Gets Sexy
- Al Roker Is Your God
- What Up With All the Free Movie Passes?
- Free passes to Something New!

Say No to Alito

If you're angry and frustrated over the incredible setbacks our nation and values have taken at the hands of George Bush and his cronies - then imagine the damage Alito will continue inflict on our country for decades as he follows Bush's destructive course. Much more is at stake than Roe v Wade. Like Bush, Alito puts corporate sympathy over workers/individuals and supports the expansion of presidential powers. Unless you are very very wealthy, Bush and Alito are NOT ON YOUR SIDE.

A powerful way to show our Senators that we do not support this nomination and ask them to do whatever takes to keep Alito out of the Supreme Court is to CALL your Senator's office and leave a message. This gets the message that we want a fight directly to our representatives on the front line. If you have a free moment this weekend, please call your Senators and let them know we do not want Alito on the Supreme Court! US Senator Contact Information

Some scary and compelling info on Alito from the Randi Rhodes Show (Randi Rhodes is the fukcing BOMB!) "The Sam Alito confirmation hearings are underway. And if you think abortion is the big issue, wait until you hear what’s truly at stake and why this is a Bush kind of guy."

And sign the MoveOn.org petition! Stop Alito: Put Our Message in Front of the Senate. Together we CAN Stop Alito!

Just Cos'
Some Friday phlism-phlasm... The Evil Man Behind Bad Movies

Bill likes touching dopey women

(Photo via The Digested)

Family Fame
Are the Lohans the next Arquettes?

Photos of Lindsay's little brother and sister keep showing up (Aliana has been appearing in Lindsay's films, Dakota's walked the runway, they both recently attended a Ford Supermodel event). Makes us wonder if the Lohans will be one of those acting clans like the Arquettes (David, Patricia & Rosanna) and Phoenixes (Joaquin, River & Summer.)

(Photos via GettyImages.com)

Spacy NYC
An interesting and detailed illustration of New York City in the Future from Eyewoo.com, complete with a massive stadium and "plasma conduit"...

It reminds us a lot of the Future New York, The City of Skyscrapers postcard from 1917 that we posted a while back.

(Image copyright Philip H. Williams, Link via Cherryjam on JJB)

Hollywood Who-What
- Mary-Kate Olsen Is Marriage Material
- Reese Witherspoon Hates Chanel
- Paris Hilton Sluts It Up Again
- Halle Berry Really, Really Wants a Baby
- Axl Rose and His Chinese Democracy
- American Idol's Super Tan Girl
- Former Full House Star In Rehab For Crystal Meth
- Beyonce is Fun and Fearless
- Clay Aiken Fan Pride
- Laurence Fishburne Sued by Ex-Assistant
- Alyssa Milano Camel Toe Video
- Brawl Over...Mira Sorvino?
- Brad's a Father!
- You gotta laugh when American's "double kiss"
- Whose meds do you totally want to sample?

Bobby and Whitney 4 ever!
Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston are not getting divorced! fourfour has the scoop that Bobby appeared on Wendy Williams' radio show yesterday "and shot down the rumor that he and Whitney were splitting, just one day after it surfaced." The full story and more Bobby and Whitney gems in: Exhale!

(Image via fourfour)

Make out for Mao
From KennethInShanghai's crazy Flickr collection, 2 girls make out in Tiananmen Square, you gotta love it..

(Link via BoingBoing)

Fame's a bitch
- Colin Farrell sues Perez
- Paris Hilton is Too Good for Playboy
- Jennifer Aniston Can't Get Over Brad Pitt
- Drew Barrymore Has Let Herself Go
- Madonna is Mean
- Tom Cruise and Katie Losing the Magic?
- Cameron Diaz is teed off
- Justin Timberlake to Open Restaurant Hell
- Leif Garrett’s Downtown Smackdown
- Kate Moss busts a move on Jack Osbourne!
- Rosario Dawson and Jessica Alba all over each other
- Kelly Clarkson Gets Cocky
- Lisa Rinna's Scaring People
- It's A Bad Day For The Mastersons
- The Betty Harrison Ford Clinic
- Golden Globe Hilarity
- Know Your Celebrity Bossoms
- Sophia, the bisexual ex-girlfriend
- More NASTY Kathy Hilton shots

Inside the Golden Q
Christopher LaMarca's photo essay Pool Hustlers takes you inside the world of "one of the last remaining social clubs of old NewYork" - the the Golden Q pool hall in Woodside Queens. Beautiful and haunting images capturing old NY character that is quickly vanishing...

More at the Gothamist.com - Last of the Pool Hustlers

(Photo via Christopher LaMarca, link via Double Viking)

Big douche
Check out all the weight Jared Leto gained for his role as Mark David Chapman in the movie "Chapter 27"...

In case you haven’t heard, Leto is the biggest douche in Hollywood.

(Photos via Getty Images.com)

Ginger confusion
The kidz over at Verbose Coma caught wind that Lindsay Lohan was at the Jamba Juice down the street from them in Soho...

But it turns out it was just Julianne Moore. More on this case of ginger confusion.

Bonus Link: Cartman's hilarious essay on "Ginger Kids" (Children with light skin, red hair, and freckles.)

Star Grope
- Anna Kournikova Checks Herself
- Scarlett Johansson Gets Groped
- Who Knew Travolta Was A Breast Man
- Jessica Simpson Is a Reality Whore
- Eva Longoria making out with Jaime Foxx
- Victoria Beckham struts it
- Golden Globes Celebrity Fashion
- Reese Witherspoon gets lucky
- Mama Hilton Tries to Out-Skank Her Daughters
- Angelina Jolie Showin’ Off The Belly In Haiti
- The Many Faces of Teri Hatcher
- Owen and Luke Wilson together
- Best Movies of 2005
- This Can't Be the End?!

Howard Stern's plastic surgery revelations
Joining the ranks of celebrities that have had face work, Howard Stern confessed to having plastic surgery on his Sirius radio show this morning. He admitted having both a nose job (he had the bump shaved down) and lipo to remove his double chin. You can see the change to the shape of his face in the before and after shots below...

(Photos via GettyImages.com)

Snow blur
Buddy has some fun in the NY snow this weekend...

WTF Alanis?
This week's What the Fukc Award goes to Alanis Morissette's new look at the Golden Globe Awards last night... WTF!?

(Photos via GettyImages.com)

New Amsterdam
Juicy weed has been abounding in NYC lately. Hmmm, maybe there's something behind the fact that New York City was once named New Amsterdam. Yo Steve-O, you got nothing on us...

Get your gossip on
- A Socialite's Life
- Hollywood Tuna
- I Don't Like You In That Way
- Egotastic
- Just Jared
- Perez Hilton
- Hollywood Rag
- Defamer
- Pop Sugar
- Gawker
- Dlisted

Pussycat Dolls
Bucky at AnimalNewYork snapped this shot of "Barbie Whores" partying it up on West Houston near MacDougal. It gave us a little flash back, as all our Barbie's were slutty sex maniacs.

Brooklyn bound
Have a great weekend and MLK Day!

Killer shot of the Brooklyn Bridge from NJ Dodge on Flickr, more cool NY shots there.

13 Hot links
Friday the 13th is like every other day in Hollywood...

- She's really mean. She's Dr. Jekyll, Mr. Hyde
- Sienna Miller Wants to Fight
- Carmen Electrafies!
- Justin Timberlake & Cameron Diaz: start the betting
- Britney Spears is smoking again
- Janet Jackson is living large!
- Pink's Secret Wedding Dress
- Exclusive Brad & Zahara Pics!
- Do you like your Clay Aiken thick or thin?
- Scary Teri in HDTV
- Jessica Simpson's black eye
- New Baby Spears shots
- David Hasselhoff is single!
- Lighten up, it's just fashion

Humbled by Hubble

From National Geographic: "If beauty is in the details, this is one of the most beautiful pictures ever made. NASA's Hubble Space Telescope has captured one of the most detailed astronomical images in history. Released yesterday, the original of this Orion Nebula image is a mosaic of a billion pixels". Here's the incredible zoomable version of the image above

(Link and photo via Bjooks, the Blog)

Vincent Gallo's second coming

Sallow and shallow Vincent Gallo is trying to sell his sperm for One Million Dollars on his official merchandise website! (we missed this a couple months ago and thought you might have also.) Check out the ad, amoung other things he touts his full head of hair, big cock, and athletic prowess (yeah right). It would almost be entertaining if it wasn't coming from one of the creepiest, egomanics around.

(Link via JJB)

Lucy Liu and Buddy: separated at birth
Lucy Liu, the adorbale dog on Celebrity Smack, reminds us so much of Buddy! Check out the Ear-dar and "Stay home with me" looks she's got...

(Photos via Celebrity Smack, more great shots there)

Star Magic
- The Sofia Vergara Challenge
- Arnold Schwarzenegger Is In Trouble
- Lindsay Lohan and Kate Moss go crazy at Scores
- Mariah Carey Bikini Picture Mega Load
- Alicia Keys Has Sexy Abs
- Serena Williams Discovers The Joys Of Going Braless
- Gwen Stefani looks great when she's not made-up
- Kirsten Dunst can get it SO wrong sometimes
- Wash your hair Pete Doherty!
- Whitney gone wild; the wig ain't half of it
- Colin Farrell Crashes The Internet
- Sandra Bullock feared for Jesse’s life
- Lindsay Lohan’s bathroom graffiti dis of Scarlett
- Fantasia getting her boogie on in Jamaica
- Worst Dressed Photo Round-Up!
- Matt and Ben remake Butch and Sundance
- Culkin and Kunis Plan a Wedding
- Are Cameron and Justin Engaged?
- Bump watch at Cat.lebrity
- Paula Abdul blames others
- Conan O'Brien on SNL as Moleculo

Clothes make the man
Comedian and "World Champion" Judah Friedlander shares his knowledge on dressing for competition success and has posted some hilarious photos that "demonstrate and give advice on the importance of wearing the appropriate clothes for a particular athletic event or competition." L to R below: Evening Workout, Arm wrestling gear, Mathlete, Video Arcade Gamer Clothes...

(Photos via Judah Friedlander, link via the fabulous Best Week Ever)

Hot in 2006: Celebrity Potheads

Pot is hot in Hollywood...
Steve-O
Kevin Federline
Lindsay Lohan
Kelly Clarkson
Paris - Paris - Paris
The Laguna Beach kids
Arnold Schwarzenhuffer
Jesse Metcalfe
Goldie Hawn
Redman
Captain Kirk?!
Aaron Carter, Jennifer Aniston, Charlize Theron, Matthew McConaughey, Woody Harrelson and more!

and Yo, Steve-O - ours is bigger!

(Photo via Open All Night)

Go with the Flow
"Newsflash: Hustle & Flow is great" and a comedy to boot, who knew?! FourFour's fabulous review shows the humor and charm of this gritty film that won over many critics and movie goers in 2005...
Can't knock Hustle

News of the Weird
- Lindsay Lohan Hates Vanity Fair
- Kimora Lee Simmons Is A Pretty Butterfly
- Angelina Jolie is Pregnant. For Reals.
- Grey Rasta Tams Are All The Rage
- Why Is Nicole Laughing So Hard?
- Michael Jackson Accused of Child Molestation Again
- The Fabulous Life of the Beckhams
- Tori Spelling is a big fat whore
- Are Salma Hayek and Penny Cruz together?
- New Brit and baby shots
- Whitney Houston makes a candy bar run
- Pete Doherty pleads guilty
- Kate Moss and Lindsay Lohan’s Dark Room Adventure
- Blackwell's Worst Dressed of '05
- Inside The People's Choice Awards
- Christina & Kelly Are Clowning Around

Messages Underground
The Gothamist pointed us to an cool site... "stop whatever you are doing and check out the urban exploration galleries at Netherworld Online". We took their advice and spent an hour cruising the great vphotos at Netherworld Online - our favorites are the incredible shots of illusive underground subway grafitti, the mood and lighting is fantastic...

Riverside Tunnel
Hell's Kitchen
The Far Division
Central Cut

(Photos copyright: Netherworld Online)

Buttery
Junk Feud's back and you're gonna be in trouble (if you're a celebrity with an exposed ass...) - the latest Buttage

More delicious Junk Feud...
Go Fergie Go
Matthew Perry is Still Hilarious
Yasdnil Lives

Sex you up
- Meet Heidi Fleiss' First Hire
- Ashlee Simpson Sex Tape?
- Tara Reid’s Breasts Gets VIP Treatment
- Colin Farrell is Finally a Porn Star
- Sienna Miller has no back
- Steve Martin and his sexy lady
- Scarlett Johansson's Boob Ban
- Nick Lachey's hard on for Jessica Alba
- Uma Thurman topless gallery
- Uncensored Music Videos
- So You Say Your Husband Ain't Gay?!
- Liza Minnelli dating 27 year old prince
- Increasingly Skanky Jenna Jameson
- Adult Entertainment Expo 2006
- Mooriah On Vacation

The Transformation of Star Jones
Gallery of the Absurd takes on the grossly absurd Star Jones this week...

Check out the hilarious and insightful images in:
The Strange Morphing Face of Startled Jones
Star Jones on the cover of BABE

(Images copyright: GalleryoftheAbsurd.com)

Barcelona up close and personal
Rion is visiting Barcelona and posting lots of colorful, mysterious and sexy shots of this beautiful city...

An Evening Walk Through the Mercats De Barcelona
The Circa Raluy Along the Waters Edgde in Barcelona
Abstarction and Simplicity on the Roof of La Casa Mila
Explosions and Bottles Rain for New Years in Barcelona

(Photo credit: Rion.nu)

Kiely's mark
Kiely Jenkins, a cool and funny guy and creative genius and innovator passed recently. Kiely was one of the original Fun Factory artists,
his "mondo sculpture" style influenced many. From his friend Claw...

"New York native Kiely Jenkins was one of the most talented and lovable people I have ever known. The international Tokyo toy craze was really copied off of Kiely's art and aesthetic that he pioneered in the early 1980's, with his miniature figurines with exaggerated features and tiny detailed dioramas, and was never credited for, or given his due props. His family, friends and fans are surely at a loss with his passing. RIP OBDEWL X."

"Skippy the Wonder Boy"

Britney does Vegas
"Rehab" wife-beater with no bra, extremely low slung, saggy sweat pants, greasy hair and zits... she walked around Las Vegas in public like this y'all!! like we need more reasons to love her.

Photos via ChrissyW05 on JJB - more photos in this post.. And Perez has some cute pictures of Britney in Vegas.

Oh you beautiful stars...
What have you been up to...
- Is Angelina Even Pregnant Or Engaged?
- Yeah! A Hairless Alyssa Milano
- Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
- Lindsay Lohan is a Drug Abusing Bulimic
- Hilary Swank And Chad Lowe Split
- The Star Jones Blog Timeline
- Michael Mullet Bolton and Nicolette Sheridan
- Howard’s Big Sirius Debut
- Patrick Swayze: The Next Big Rapper
- Keanu Reeves Makes A New Friend
- Avril Lavigne Is Oh So Glamourous
- Denise Richards's has a New Man
- Lohan Is Dating DiCaprio!
- Brad Plays with his Plane
- Queen Latifah & Her "Special Friend" Go Shopping
- The latest on Brit and K-Fed

Bloody good
In some ways we're more interested in the culture of gore cinema than the films themselves. FourFour uses the release of the Wolf Creek to provide thought-provoking insight on watching dark and brutal shit in the name of entertainment... "I am the sick fuck Ebert warns against. I am the the maniac with cinematic bloodlust, the boogeyman with popcorn on my lap and grease on my fingers..."
A strange ide'r of entertainment

Welcome to the Doghouse
Alexis Trice uses her dog Thea and pups from NYC's Tompkins Square Dog Run (Buddy's favorite spot) as inspiration in creating custom dog portraits in oil. Check out her amazing work at Welcome to the Doghouse!

"Stinky Pierre"