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brat turned rat
the unedited photo on the left from Bush's trip to Bratislava last week is pretty awesome on it's own; but we couldn't resist making this slight adjustment...

LowCulture has a great round up of Unintentionally Hilarious Photos from Bush's trip to Europe last week, and a nice series of "Not Welcome Mr. Bush" protest photos.

(photo credit: AFP/Joe Klamar)

The Copy Machine Smells Funny
Copy machine abuse via NYCguys.com (nsfw)...

"some office parties with open bars that take place in the actual office are a bad idea...because the office is open to your guests. The guests drink heavily. Then the guests decide to abuse the office, like the copy machine. What did my friend the Office Manager find the morning after besides a ton of empty plastic cups and the smell of beer? These 50 Butt Prints! "

new york doorways
history, street art, grafitti, tags, stickers, decay; NYC doorways are living, changing works of art...

fingering Bush
Happy Scrappy posted a BRILLIANT hand-puppet recreation of Bush's 5 day trip to Europe. it's so clever, funny and dead on.

Oscar Star Flap
we wanted to jot down some pre-awards dirt from the red carpet, but we were too mesmerized by Star Jones's flapping back and bobble head to take any notes...

some GREAT Oscar coverage from the Gothamist... Jen Chung "live blogged" the entire event, capturing the best moments with some very funny and insighful commentary. it's better than the show itself.

and YESSSS... Defamer comes through in their usual fabulous style with hilarious coverage and some juicy zingers in their live blogging of the show!... ("Dustin Hoffman is clearly drunk as he slurs his way through the nominees for Best Picture" - HA!)

GoldenFiddle and PageSixSixSix's coverage are also so fucking funny. Miu tells us what's inside the oscar goodie bag. and more on this live blogging the Oscars stuff.

Con the Dom
some funny commentary out there on Condoleezza Rice's black jacket and stiletto heels look last week. the S&M styling does suit her well. we wonder what Condoleezza Rice's dominatrix name would be?...
Con the Dom, Doctor Pain, Mistress of Foreign Affairs, Lady Leezza, Bootsy Rice...

(photos: Michael Probst/AP and Moxie)