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fun stuff
kickin off the weekend with some fun links...
- so that's where it came from!
- celebrities are every where in NYC
- Coney Island Penny Machine TV Commercial
- the amazing Miracle Jackson...
- love this plastic baby street art
- New Yawk Tawk
- One Man Safari rules!
- cute poochies
- Pocket Full of Crap
- dog powered scooter
- keep the force with you
- pets in uniform

Woody the romantic pedofile
what a sweet shot of Woody Allen holding hands with his daughter... er ah wife? um guess it's both, at the Cannes premiere of "Match Point"...

Scarlett Johansson says she’s not Woody Allen’s new muse

Runaway Bride's graphic smut filled story!
Yeah, this is so overplayed. But we couldn’t skip the best part yet!... hot off The Smoking Gun the smut filled details of Jennifer Wilbank's NASTY MADE UP STORY OF FORCED SEX... "graphic account of her purported sexual abuse at the hands of her abductors, a Hispanic man with rotten teeth and his heavyset blonde girlfriend" it's nice to know that when all this blows over, a second career awaits her in writing porn.

Buddy games
when we first got Buddy, grabbing his paws (or even touching his back legs) would freak him out and land you a nice hard bite. but now "got your feet" is one of his favorite games...

no Gotti class

the Gotti family's attempt to become celebrities mystifies us on so many levels. we've wondered how other people feel about the show and the Gotti's potential for stardom. this great post and photos on LiveJournal answered our question. although a few post were from people who like them, the majority of kids today don't seem to be buying the Hotti Gotti thing... here's a sampling of some of the hilarious comments...
- Why do girls through themselves at the gotti boys. They're FUG.
- EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
- He's got a cigar that fucking pimp.
- AGREED. gross, bleh.
- who the fuck are these people
- everyone is deep orange and he's wearing color contacts isnt he.
- Fuck those little brats. I hate them.
- Is it possible to catch ghonorrea through a computer screen?
- For the billionth time... SITTING UNDER A TANNING BED DOES NOT MAKE YOU LOOK GOOD.
- They have to be the biggest insult to Italian-americans...UG.
- I bet they ejaculate prematurely.
- they are so ugly.
- Too much hair gel + too much self tanner + waxed eyebrows = douchebags trying way too hard which = YUCK

Update: this is the sound of John Gotti rolling over in his grave

true elf false
more cool stuff from George... "Someone did this great graffiti on our block to a couple of posters that have been up since thanksgiving. Makes you think...is Elf true or false...and why can't the talented Will Ferrell make better movies?". it also makes us think - dam, we love New Yorkers!... better take down those 6 month old movie posters, or we'll take matters into our own hands. (9th Ave and 22nd St.)

bathing Winston
this is Winston aka Pigston aka Mr. Wizard. he's an "exotic, short hair, blue tip" cat, who was given up for adoption by the people who bought him because he has intestinal problems. but lucky for him he ditched those shallow owners because he was recently rescued by some cool guys who keep him clean, healthy and happy (and lucky for us because he's cutest fucking cat we've ever seen!)...

Cheap Beer Here!

If you live in NYC and like beer, the New Beer Distributors outlet is BEER HEAVEN! Tons of good beer and cheap prices - from domestic cheapies to rare microbreweries to international brands...

prices are great, a sampling of beer by the case:
Pabst - $13
Rolling Rock - $19
Labatts - $21
Sapporo - $24
Dixie - $25
Harpoon - $26
Dinkel Acker - $28
Sam Adams - $29
Boddington's - $37

and they'll break down any case into a 6 pack for you and charge you exactly 1/4. plus they have 2 big rows of all kinds of beer for a buck a bottle! for $6 you can put together a 6 pack sample "tasting". the New Beer Distributors outlet is located on Chrystie just above Delancey, open to the public Monday-Saturday from early morn until 6:00 pm sharp (closed Sunday.)