Bringing strangers together
Something very sexy from LastNightsParty - they like "bringing strangers together"....

(Photo credit: LastNightsParty.com
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Bringing strangers together
Something very sexy from LastNightsParty - they like "bringing strangers together"....

(Photo credit: LastNightsParty.com
Happy 2006 Everyone! Party like it's 1999...
Star Light
Catch the last dirt of 2005 here!...
- Perez Hilton
- Egotastic
- Hollywood Tuna
- A Socialite's Life
- Just Jared
- Hollywood Rag
- I Don't Like You In That Way
- Dlisted
- Cat.lebrity
- Four Four
Dog Pile
Everybody wants to sleep on papa.

More of these pups:
Dolly and Dio hit the pool
Home dog show
Puppy Porn
Big 'Wood
Hollywood magic...
- Luke Wilson's serious package
- The New O.C. Hottie!
- Tara Reid is a Nightmare
- Vida Guerra Needs The “ThighMaster”
- Kelly Clarkson is Blender's 2005 Woman of the Year
- Jennifer Maniston Gets Manhandled
- Jingle My Balls
- Merry Christmas 2018 From The Pitts
- Gwen Likes Fake Hair
- Scratch n Sniff with Hilary Duff
- Taryn Manning Upskirt Slip
Muddy
Hey girls, how about a little stress releasing mud wrestling? - Women Mudfight (nsfw)

Baby New Year
Lots of babies to watch in 2006. Beniffer's little bundle, Sean Preston Spears, and the most awaited celeb baby of the decade, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' bouncing baby boy! Here's a few of Cruise's childhood photos to ponder as we look forward to many years of watchin' lil Tommy grow...


New Tricks in 2006
- Mission Impossible 3 Teaser Trailer
- Quit With the Boots, Already
- 2005's Hottest Dads
- The Horror Of Scientology
- Tom Hanks cracks the code
- Happy Holidays From Star Jones
- Nicole Richie Attempts To Hide From Paparazzi
- JESUS! Put Him in Jail for Life Already!
- V For Vendetta: The New Trailer
- I love Maddox’s shoes
How To Survive Federal Prison
A helpful book and site, we've bookmarked it for future use... How To Survive Federal Prison

When I "caught my case" I was 29 and didn't have a clue as to what I was in for.... It was a roller coaster ride because I didn't know what to expect. Would I get killed by a Gang? Would I have to join a gang? IM kind of cute, will I get raped? ... I had never really been in jail much less Prison and I had nobody to ask questions. So, IM offering my experiences to help you or your Family member piece of mind.
(Link via the fabulous Double Viking!)
Unmistakable passion
Scandal! Rudy and Winston caught mid-embrace!!!... Saturday love

Rudy is high as a cat
Rudy does "Toonces The Driving Cat"
Winston bathed and shaved
Winston caught spooning with a stuffed Monkey
(Photo via fourfour)
Celebrititty
- Fergie? More Like Fattie
- Separated At Birth: Monica Lewinsky & Katie Holmes
- Kirsten Dunst and the tragedy of fame
- Cameron Diaz is Offensive
- Denise Richards Bikini Pictures
- Posh and Bikes
- Carmen Electra's Words Of Wisdom
- Brooke Hogan is Jail Bait!
- Brad Renfro arrested for trying to buy heroin
- Pink Goes Pink
Vegas, baby
We're loving Exquisitely Bored in Nacogdoches' Frank Sinatra film reviews for the amazing images and retro nostalgia. The latest is a huge breakdown of the original Ocean's Eleven with lots Rat Pack pics and killer photos of vintage 1960 Vegas! - EEE-O Eleven


And check out these great shots of retro Miami!
(Images via Exquisitely Bored in Nacogdoches'
Pam and Jay bring holiday terror
Forget about the ghosts of Dicken's Christmas Carol, it's the imagery of Pam Anderson on Jay Leno last week that haunted our Christmas...

(Photo via SaveManny)
Chesty Chesterton
Showing off his swirling white chest hairs for your holiday enjoyment...

Buddy up close and personal
Gossip Gods
On vacation this week! Lots of posts are scheduled to go every day, but for the latest news on your favorites stars check these sites regularly throughout the week!
- A Socialite's Life
- Hollywood Tuna
- I Don't Like You In That Way
- Egotastic
- Just Jared
- Perez Hilton
- Hollywood Rag
- Pink is the New Blog
- Crunk and Disorderly
- Defamer
- Pop Sugar
- Gawker
- Dlisted
More great sites to cruise in our links list on the right!
Christmas is coming
In honor of the coming holidays... Ten Great Hollywood Orgasms. A great piece that nails our favorites, Shirley MacLaine in Being There
and Madeline Kahn in Young Frankenstein.

(Photo via yesbutnobutyes.com, link via ohnotheydidnt)
Celebrity sparkles
- Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban hit NY for the holiday
- Jessica Simpson to be a Bond Girl?
- Since We Love Gay Rumors...
- Nicole Richie shares her diet secrets with Paris Hilton
- Sexy Smiley Jake
- I'm dreaming of a Brown Christmas
- Mariah Carey Turns Down Eight Fur Coats
- Jessica Alba shops for lingerie
- Separated At Birth: Larry David & Cookiepuss
- Merry Christmas... chilllldrennn
- O Tamponbaum!
- Richard Pryor 1940 - 2005
12 Months to get over this humiliation
On the twelfth day of Dog-mas CityRag brings to you - 12 Months to get over this humiliation...

Dum, da dum, dum dum dum...
11 Dinosaur Teeth
10 Million Dollars in Jewels
9 Inch Lion
8 Nerve-racking minutes in the spotlight
Mach 7 Airspeed
6 Pounds of Cupcake
5 Layers of Ruffles
4 Bumblebee Wings
3 Fishy Pugs
2 Superheros
And Buddy the Red Nosed
That concludes CityRag's 12 Day's of Dog-mas. Much thanks to the wonderful pups of NYC's Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade!! and Karen P. for the great photos.
A Christmas Story in 30 seconds
For everyone out there that considers this the best holiday movie ever made like us), a very funny animation that captures all of Ralphie's greatest moments... A Christmas Story acted out in 30 seconds by Bunnies!

Thanks to the fabulous site AllThingsChristie for the tip!
All that glitters
- Posh Spice Sparkles at Elton John's reception
- Scarlett Johansson's Cleavage Returns in Rome
- Ron Jeremy Can Do Better
- Imagine what Christina Aguilera's pillow cases look like
- Sky's the limit for Drew Barrymore
- A ban on Brad Pitt
- Courtney Love Is Broke
- The Spederlines shop at Toys-R-Us
- Madge is Totally Copying On Kylie
- Paris banned from club for badmouthing Nicole
- VH1 Rates The 50 Sexiest Actresses
- Britney's best tabloid snapshots
- 10 of the very best celebrity posts of 2005!
Santamania
Ray Olivares has posted tons of fabulous shots from NYC's Santacon event earlier this month! lots of fun at his site...



And check out the official Santacon site for a cool list of more NYC Santacon 2005 photos
(Photos copyright Ray Olivares)
If John Mayer mated
Like you, we've often wondered what the offspring of John Mayer will look like. Fortunately we stumbled on TheBirthdayProject, a site that provides a strange and funny peak into the future. Like if John Mayer mated with Jennifer Love Hewitt or Avril Lavigne it might look like this...

(Image via TheBirthdayProject.)
11 Dinosaur Teeth
On the eleventh day of Dog-mas CityRag brings to you - 11 Dinosaur Teeth!...

(Photo credit: Karen P.)
Caught in the headlights...
- Vanessa Williams Isn’t Very “Proactive”
- Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee together again!
- Michelle Rodriguez is a tad wacko
- Are Lindsay Lohan and Keanu Reeves more than friends?
- 'Tis the season to be Brangelina
- Justin Timberlake is Hairy
- Elton John has an elaborate bachelor party
- The Truth Behind Perfection
- The Hiltons are Single-Handedly Ruining Christmas!
- JLo walks her ailing grandfather
- Perez parties with the freaks
- Congratulations To The Merry Wives Of Windsor
And one of the best celeb moments of 2005... The Tara Reid Nipple Slip Video
You can't stop New York City!
Check out the recently launched Flickr pool NYC 2005 Transit Strike for some amazing and timely photos, and a full view on what life is like in New York City right now. Over 100 great shots from around the city posted by various photographers (and growing.) New Yorkers, once again, endure on! We're so fukcing proud of you all...



Curbed's transit strike coverage round-up
Gawker's round-up of punny strike headlines
Gothamist's collected strike punchlines
NewYorkology on impact, contingencies and more
Photo credits:
Gatto Arancione
Modern Monk
Casa de Darnoc
The 12 Days of Buddy

A special holiday bonus, The 12 days of Budmas...
Buddy the Red Nosed Reindeer
2 scrunchy faces
3 bathing Buddys
4 stocky legs
5 under bite teeth
6 pounds of bone
7 seconds in a biker cap
8 little paws
9th missing reindeer
10 minute dog nap
11 coarse whiskers
12 chewy bites
Mariah Carey has lost her mind

Business Week!!? Ha. No, really check out this crazy story from Mariahdaily.com, via ONTD...
"During Mariah's recent stay in Paris, Myself and two of my friends were waiting in the cold in front of her hotel. Late at night, Mariah's stylist came over to us and stared at the dog called Vicky. She said: "He's so cute, Mariah will love it!" and asked if she could bring the dog to Mariah's room. She took my camera and the dog and went to Mariah's room. 20 minutes later, she came back with two pictures of Mariah playing with the dog. Isn't she lovely...? "
Click on this box
to see a larger picture. We can't read what's playing on her iPod, dammit! And what's up with the mysterious upskirt cellulite?!! God we love her.
10 Million Dollars in Jewels
On the tenth day of Dog-mas CityRag brings to you - 10 Million Dollars in Jewels...

(Photo credit: Karen P.)
Fame-ass
- We're really better off without either of the Duffs
- Jennifer Aniston Gives Us Another Bomb
- I’m not saying that The Pussycat Dolls are transsexuals but...
- Jessica Simpson prepares for the tabloid war to end all tabloid wars
- Charlize Theron flaunts it!
- Jaime Foxx Has The Hots For Mariah Carey
- Gwen Stefani is, indeed, pregnant with her first child
- Worst Dressed Of the Day
- Gawker Stalker: Jessica Alba’s Five Golden (ear)Rings
- That Nicole Richie Really Needs to Lose Some Weight!
- Weird Al vs. Avril Lavigne
- Rachel McAdams is very McNaked
- And a Very Merry Fag-Hag-mas!
He-Man and She-Ra clearly want to bang
fourfour's break down of the - He-Man She-Ra: A Christmas Special - is a treasure on so many levels!! but it's the explicit sexual stuff that blew our mind! incest, rainbow sperm, bondage and a spectacular cockcraft! (holy shit, did that have an impact on all the sex our dolls had!?)... do not miss The greatest Christmas story ever told



And in the spirit of Christmas - Jesus & HeMan roll a joint
(Images via fourfour)
9 Inch Lion
On the ninth day of Dog-mas CityRag brings to you - a 9 Inch Lion...

8 Nerve-racking minutes in the spotlight
Mach 7 Airspeed
6 Pounds of Cupcake
5 Layers of Ruffles
4 Bumblebee Wings
3 Fishy Pugs
2 Superheros
And Buddy the Red Nosed Reindeer
Dog-mas photos are from this year's Tompkin's Square Halloween Dog Parade in NYC!
(Photo credit: Karen P.)
Sweet NY
NYC's Lower East Side has many great, unique food shops, and the holidays are a good excuse to stop by 2 of our favorites...
Russ and Daughters has tons of wonderful stuff to bring home to the family or just have around the house and feel decadent... bagels, pastrami lox, tofu cream cheese, dark chocolate dipped apricots, fruit strudel, everything's amazing.

Economy Candy has all the candy of your childhood dreams and then some, packed in a small, old, family run shop. Tons of fun and unusual stocking stuffers!

For more great food sopts in the 'hood check out CityRag’s Lower East Side Food Tour!
Hottest calendars of 2006!
Tons of gorgeous photos from the hottest calendars for the coming year in GorillaMask's 2006 Spankable Calendars!...

- The Official 2006 Abi Titmuss Calendar, Jack Nicholson's favorite.
- Kate Moss' 2006 topless calendar for Pirelli is so hot it hurts. (NSFW)
- Keeley Hazell's 2006 Calendar Shoot will make you look forward to every day in the new year. (NSFW)
- Maxim's 2006 Calendar, the International version, which means it's NSFW and kinkier than the US version.
8 Nerve-racking minutes in the spotlight
On the eighth day of Dog-mas CityRag brings to you - 8 Nerve-racking minutes in the spotlight...

(Photo credit: Karen P.)
Kid Rock looks like something the dog threw up!
Holy Shit! Kid Rock is officially an over the hill, nasty-ass skeezer!... He makes Kevin Federline look handsome and classy.

Gossip Up!
Had some problems with our site over the last few days, so we've put together an extra juicy gossip round-up today...
- Eliza Dushku's Woo Woo (nice big shots!)
- Gisele Bundchen and Kelly Slater form the goofiest couple ever
- Exiting a limo continues to be difficult for Serena
- Ashlee Simpson is Collapsing
- Brittany Murphy has Stretch Marks
- Rachel McAdams Is No Longer Hot
- Lisa Rinna’s Face Is Scary
- Paris Hilton is making the world a better place
- Christmas comes early for Matthew McConaughey fans
- Pamela Anderson Likes 'Em Big
- Courtney Love's thin again
- Bloody Bobby Brown
- Brad Pitt Buys Vintage Wedding Rings
- Kate Bosworth and Orlando Bloom Shop For Rings
- Blackface Jesus, Die-Hard Stern Fan
- Katie Holmes Turns 27 Amongst Other Imprisoned Playthings
- Julia Roberts Does Nothing for Me!
- Dirty Tara
- Parasite Hilton Gets Busted
- Celebrity Birthday and Xmas celebrations!
- Beyond the fashion of the dolls
Fresh ink
We used to comb Mark The Cobrasnake's site looking for cool tattoo shots, but lately InkedBlog has been doing all the work for us...


(Photos copyright: Mark The Cobrasnake)
Facing change
JustJared posted a fascinating collage of celebrities aging faces, check out the full image!

Mach 7 Airspeed
On the seventh day of Dog-mas CityRag brings to you - Mach 7 Airspeed...

(Photo credit: Karen P.)
6 Pounds of Cupcake
On the sixth day of Dog-mas CityRag brings to you - 6 Pounds of Cupcake...

(Photo credit: Karen P.)
Santa is Scary
A repeat of one of our favorite sites from last year, and it's loaded with new photos spanning the decades!... the Scared of Santa photo gallery


(Link via ThighsWideShut)
Mountain Men
Brokeback Mountain is getting great reviews and already has a bushel of Golden Globe Nominations. And fourfour is there for us with photos, commentary and a fantastic review of mainstream Hollywood's biggest and boldest "gay movie" in... Even gay men mismatch denim


More on That Cowboy Movie
Sprained Neck Theater
(Images via fourfour)
5 Layers of Ruffles
On the fifth day of Dog-mas CityRag brings to you - 5 Layers of Ruffles...

4 Bumblebee Wings
3 Fishy Pugs
2 Superheros
And Buddy the Red Nosed Reindeer
In case you haven't figured it out... CityRag's 12 days of Dog-mas features photos from this year's Tompkin's Square Halloween Dog Parade in NYC!
(Photo credit: Musings from the God of Cities)
Sex you up
- These boots are made for walking
- Guess Who Has Silly Boobs?
- Heidi Klum is a camel toe sufferer
- Rachel McAdams' Lil' Nip Slip
- The women of Geisha
- Lindsay Lohan is Chanelicious
- Bottoms Up Paris Hilton
- Holy shit!... Jenna Bush's BUSH!!
- Mena Suvari Can't Wait To Be 27
- Playboy with Jenny McCarthy on Santa's lap
- This is old, but watch Paris’s boob fall out
- Rate naked chicks! (nsfw)
- Hell to the hohoho!
Fighting is so gay
We were watching The Ultimate Fighter competion one weekend with our girlfriend, and we both turned to each other and said "this is so gay!" The moves, body contact, passion (and hot guys hanging out together in their underwear)...



Check out the Moves and Techniques page, especially the Triangle Choke that forces your opponent to suck your dick.
This awesome article from CollegeHumor makes some good calls - Fighting Is Gay...Literally... "Think about it. You begin by checking some dude out and deciding you want to “go at it”... Next, you walk up to the dude and engage in a little flirtatious fight foreplay... until, ultimately, you’re grabbing each other all over, sweating, screaming and/or moaning."
And of course there's the hot Brokeback Mountain wrestling scenes (don't get us started on pro-wrestling!)
Bonus fight links:
Paris Hilton instigates fight outside LA club!
Street Fight Video Motherload 1 and 2
Sharon Osbourne is a bad-ass bitch
Johnny Depp Bar Fight
Dog Fight
(Images via spiketv.com)
Annie Lennox thinks it's 1983

Last week we caught this photo and caption on GettyImages.com... "Annie Lennox is shown shopping with her bodyguard on West Broadway" - and thought - Why the fuck would Annie Lennox need a body guard?! And with this recent story of Lennox snubbing Orlando Bloom comes the answer... She's a deluded bitch! As the Superficial hilariously tells it...
Annie Lennox, proving you're never too washed-up to be a bitch, reportedly snubbed Orlando Bloom because she thought he was just a fan... When Orlando asked for her autograph, she allegedly told him: "I just want a quiet night. Please leave me alone and get a life."... Oh, I see. It's fine to be a total bitch to a loyal fan who just wants an autograph - I mean, who the fuck are they, anyway?... I can't imagine that Annie Lennox has a lot of people bugging her for autographs anyway, unless we've magically travelled back in time to 1983.
Britney Spears honeymoon photos on eBay
As the honeymoon fades for the Spederlines, here's a funny and somewhat shaddy listing we found on eBay... Exclusive BRITNEY SPEARS honeymoon pictures, Never seen
Opening bids start at $3000! - "Very private photos of Britney and Kevin Federline on their honeymoon in Fiji. A true must have for Britney and Kevin fans. No photo copies, 80 real pics on CD."
Do you think Kevin's looking for some fast cash?

4 Bumblebee Wings
On the fourth day of Dog-mas CityRag brings to you - 4 Bumblebee Wings...

(Photo credit: Karen P.)
Drama-rama
- Clay Is Flaming Mad!
- Kim Basinger is whackadoodle
- Kate Beckinsale Nude for Webcam
- Gael Garcia Bernal is so f'ing gorgeous!
- Kate Moss should give the fashion industry the middle finger
- Lindsay Lohan and Kelly Osbourne at Disneyland
- Howard Stern vs Jay Leno
- Who is the tackiest couple of '05?
- King Kong Rules
- The DaVinci Code Movie Trailer
- Britney, K-Fed, and the Geishas
- I Saw Carmen Kissing Santa Clause!
- Usher doesn’t like gay people
- We love Stupid Naked People!
- Star Jones Writes Her Own Bible
Britney Spears tells K-Fed to get a job!

Hot rumors are making the rounds today that Kevin Federline was recently quoted making disparaging remarks about Britney to the media... "I am doing what she wanted, getting out of the house and trying to find work, but I do that and she trashes my efforts. She just wants me at her beck and call as a little house husband."
Britney finally told the skeezer to GET A JOB! Damn, we would have loved to be a fly on the wall during that conversation, but we're sure the words "LAZY ASS" we're involved (Britney Spears spokes people have called the story untrue.)
A related gem from DivorceKevin.com... "How do you keep K-Trash from stealing your cash? Hide it under the soap!"
K-Fed rips Britney
Kevin Federline Denies Attacking Britney Spears in Interview
Britney Spears proudly wears her motherhood
The girls of winter
Holiday themed pinups to get you in the mood via Bedazzled!...

Say something nice about this asshole

Winning entries in the Say Something Nice About Bill O'Reilly Contest - some of our favorites...
"He's not Ann Coulter."
"His pointer finger is very well muscled."
"There is no odor when I watch him on TV."
and #1... "At least he's not Kevin Federline."
And we'll add... his neck goiter is smaller than Paris Hilton's ass cheek goiter.
(Link via BestWeekEver. The doughy shot of Bill is an untouched photo from NAB 2002, via nab.org)
3 Fishy Pugs
On the third day of Dog-mas CityRag brings to you - 3 Fishy Pugs!...

(Actually, 2 fish and a turtle. Photo credit: Karen P.)
Juicy Rumors
- What happens when you listen to too much Coldplay
- Kirsten Dunst parks in handicapped spots!
- Kevin Federline is a wily little f'er
- Kate Beckinsale is Kinky
- Colin Farrell Overdoses & Enters Rehab
- Britney Spears Takes Out Baby
- Supermans Enormous Package
- Wentworth Miller's Big Year
- Jessica Simpson's plastic surgery hell
- Aretha Franklin has doubled in size
- Billy Joel Doesn’t Wait for a Table
- Jessica Alba brings joy to the world
- Avril Lavigne jackass song
- J.Lo From Bed to Glam
- Woody Allen Undresses Scarlett Johansson
- Katie Holmes in Scientology training
- Courtney Love & Martha Stewart: doin' business
- Dennis Rodman is a Pretty Kitty
- Project Runway kicks off!
- Paris and Nicky are channelling Patsy and Edina
Top 10 Style Moments from 2005!
This year held some crazy moments in style, and People Magazine has captured some of the best, including: Mary Kate Olsen's dumpster dressing, Michael Jackson's courtroom pajamas, Martha Stewart's poncho, and Natelie Portman's shaved head and more!...


(Photos via People.com)
Star light in the city
Optum captures the Lincoln Center Tree and a little of the the magic of NY at Christmas in this wonderful photo...

(Photo credit: Optum, stop by for more great photos!)
Holy Toely!
The greatest collection of famous cameltoes and moose knuckles ever put together - The Camel Toe Report's: Celebrity Toes! 12 pages of hilarious photos... Clay Aiken, Kelly Ripa, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Paris Hilton, Prince, Barbara Bush, Jamie Leee Curtis, David Hasslehoff, Tyra Banks, and tons more!

Madonna's Big Toe
Celebrity Toe Leaks
(Photos via The Camel Toe Report)
2 Superheros
On the second day of Dog-mas CityRag brings to you - 2 Superheros!...

And Buddy the Red Nosed Reindeer
(Photo credit: Musings from the God of Cities)
Girls Only
- Angelina Jolie's Lesbian Lover is Talking
- Scarlett Johansson is about to explode!
- Reese Witherspoon has a Mini-Me
- Kate Beckinsale sucks hard!
- Sharon Stone Too Busy To Bath and Pee
- Sienna Miller, her mustache and odd sense of fashion
- Nicky Hilton sports a moose knuckle!
- Liz Hurley looking hot in Vanity Fair
- Madonna Gets Flirty with Uma’s Man
- Mrs. Matt Damon!
- Hilary Duff, Rock Star?
- Tara's best nipslip, this shot never gets old
Tony Rome baby
Exquisitely Bored in Nacogdoches has a very cool review of the 1967 Frank Sinatra and Jill St. James film Tony Rome. Tons of stunning screen captures, including beautiful images of Miami and The Fontainebleau Hotel in all their retro glory, and killer booze and babes shots! (Frank chugs Bud and points throughout the film) it's great stuff.



(Images via Exquisitely Bored in Nacogdoches)
Hollywood Madames
More signs of Madamism in the overworked faces of fading celebrities...

The 12 days of Dog-mas
Get ready for a little holidawg cheer as we kick off 12 posts featuring some crazy cute canines!... On the first day of Dog-mas, CityRag gives to you...

Like to click stuff?...
CityRag has been nominated for Best Culture/Gossip Blog in the 2005 Weblog Awards. Vote's are much appreciated! And check out the list of other sites nominated. It's a great round-up of some of the best Culture and Gossip sites around (we're honored to be included!)

This isn't gossip, this is gossipside!
- Rumors that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married today!
- Matt Damon Just Married!
- This show definitely makes you stupider
- Penelope Cruz See Through Pictures!
- Porn star Sarah Michelle Gellar
- Jennifer Lopez Sucks Butts
- Nicole Richie was Dumped!
- Scarlett Johansson is just a little bit crazy
- Mariah Carey's "fluids" assistant
- Foxy Brown & Naomi Campbell beating the shit out of bitches
- Rachel McAdams storms out of Vanity Fair cover shoot
- There’s Something about Natalie
- President Clinton Spotted at Spotted Pig
- Dirty Ol' Swayze
- Isn't everybody gay sometimes?
- Pamela Anderson brings joy to young boys everywhere
2005's Best Web Tards!
This is the last day to vote in Gorilla Mask's 2005 Web Tard Competition! If you don’t know what a "web tard" is, here's the perfect introduction to a HYSTERICAL internet phenomenon. And if you know and love Webtard videos, check out this fantastic collection of the best of 2005!

Two of our favorites...
Sex You Up
Too Hypnotizing
Staten Island's Sinking Ships
Opacity, a site that explores urban decay, has an incredible collection of photos of the Staten Island Boat Graveyard... "Off the shore of Staten Island New York rests a veritable graveyard of decommissioned, scrapped, and abandoned ships of various sizes, ages, and states of decay. Things are constantly changing here; new boats are brought in and old ones are chopped up or sunk into the muddy banks of the harbor."


Many more wonderful galleries can be found at Opacity...
Thorazine Dream
Corrosive Industry
Northwood Asylum
Chaser
(via BoingBoing)
Pitt falls
A cruel and random juxtaposition... imagine you’re an awkward high-schooler, trying to develop some confidence and find your place in the world, but each year your last name lands you next to Mr. Perfect...

Celebrity hooha
- Brad Pitt is proposing to Angelina Jolie every day
- Paris Hilton: Screwed So Good
- Nicole Richie kills the love that once was
- Nurses had to calm Ben Affleck's ass down!
- Jolene Blalock Has A Granny Face
- Mischa Barton Sells Shoes With Her Breasts
- Beyonce Knowles and Jay-Z Plan Caribbean Wedding
- NYC BrokeBack Mountain Premiere
- Is Kelly Ripa the New Donald Trump?
- Ashton Kutcher is henpecked
- Kevin Federline is spending a lot of time at gas stations
- Fergie Is Ugly And Disgusting
- Kelly Osbourne Gets Dumped
- Celebrity nipple slip immaculate collection on video!
- Fez Does Ponch
- Face Transplants, So Hot Right Now
- Ryan “Sonic the Hedgehog” Cabrera
- Nicole Eggert Nipple Slip!
- Beckham's Nanny Naked!
- Battle of the Breastesses
- Melania "The Monster" Trump
America's Next Top Model Finale - disappointment abounds!
ANTM's fans are pouring their hearts out over at fourfour on their disappoinment in last nights finale and the chosen winner! - funny and insightful commentary from the shows most loyal followers (over 60 comments and growing fast.)


And fourfour's big wrap is still to come!
Subway solitude
Tien Mao has a beautiful way of capturing NY scenes with a fresh angle...

The photo above a group of shots testing a new lens, looks like more good stuff is to come.
(Photo credit: Tien Mao)
Separated at gross
Danny Bonaduce and Carrot Top have that separated at birth thing. They're both humorless goobers, with steroid faces, shaved chests and inflated egos (and they're both creepy.)

They kinda got that Tommy Lee and Dennis Rodman connection going.
Bonus link: Carrot Top vs. Mike Tyson, who you got?
Lighting Lindsay
We've seen tons of photos of Lindsay Lohan at VH1's Big in '05 Awards held last weekend. But there are a few on GettyImages that seem to catch her see-through dress in um, just the right light...

Lovely Hollywood Humps
- A Guide to Star Jones
- Portia De Rossi Is Lesbian Chic
- Mariah Carey Tries Too Hard
- Keanu Reeves is poor
- The Sound Of Music: Whitney & Bobby Style
- Ashlee Simpson Looks Like A Mop, really!
- Top 50 list of the coldest people in Hollywood
- Paris Hilton has a neck full of hickies!
- Madonna in Japan, reinventing herself
- Sean Preston Federline's birth certificate
- Cindy Crawford, young, clueless and topless
- Britney Spears shows her panties
- Billbored: Hardly.
Celebrity pantomime!
It figured that when Gallery of the Absurd tried something new it would be f'ing brilliant... "My pal Jeff Polage is an excellent pantomime and has more acting talent in his pinky than most of these dullards... Here are some of the results of our celebrity inspired collaboration" - Sure to be the hottest party game this New Year's Eve... Celebrity pantomine from Gallery of the Absurd!



Previous Absurdity:
What, no cocaine flavor?
David Gest Scares Children
Gal Absurd
Photos copyright: GalleryoftheAbsurd.com. Go there to check out more crazy faces!
Fukc Corporate "Street Art"
Wooster Collective, GammaBlaBlog and Flickr users have been tracking the backlash and defacing of Tats Cru's grafitti work for the Sony PSP that's been seen around NYC...


Some interesting before and after shots.
Wired is reporting San Francisco is seeing a similar attack, awesome.
(Photos via GammaBlaBlog and Wired)
Jessica Alba repelled by fanny pack
And who wouldn't be?...
