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Star Fukcing
- The Aging Madonna: Musician, Mother, & Clown
- Mischa’s Fiance Is So Ugly, I Became Ugly Looking At Him
- Brad and Angelina fucking each other with glances
- Colin Farrell is Almost a Porn Star
- More Wild Kelly Brook Topless Pictures
- Boring Robbie Williams can even ruin an orgy
- Quentin and Julia are bath buddies!
- Paris Hilton and her shaggy boyfriend make out
- Emma Watson Is Not Legal!
- Someone needs to preserve their sexy
- Julia Roberts still highest paid actress in Hollywood.
- Billy Joel’s Wife Too Young to Know How to Behave
- Christina and Jordan Honeymoon in Bali
- Sophie Howard's crazy hot photos
- Claudia Schiffer topless photo gallery!

Mounting Ronald
Love this shot of Pikachu humping Ronald McDonald - from Tien Mao's amazing photos of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon Inflation in NYC last week.

Reminds us of the hilarious hump masterpeice... Punchie the Dog vs. Pikachu

Alternate headlines: a) Inflation Pentration b) Pikachu's Revenge

(Photo credit: Tien Mao)

Ben Affleck loves his 'bucks
Today the NY Daily News speculated that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner might be getting paid by Starbucks for all their cup-carrying promotion (Affleck and Garner have denied it.) CityRag noted this might be going on back in JUNE! in We are the Starbucks Children!

Ben does sport a Starbucks cup a lot. He even manages to pop it in the shot when he's riding around with his dogs.

(Photo via JJB and CelebritySmack!)

Tara Reid takes her boobs to new heights
Whoa! looks like someone's got new double D's...

Here's some comparrison shots of Tara's previous work... The Boob is Out of the Bag

And is her stomach showing new signs of lipo lumpiness?

(via JJB)

Celebrities slut it up!
- Hasselhoff Will Justify Your Love
- Victoria Silvstedt - Pamela Anderson cage match
- Kate Moss is topless again!
- George Clooney can't keep his hands off of Matt's butt
- Again With the Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures!?
- Mad about Nick Lachey? Um, no.
- Jack Osbourne's Lunch Date in Malibu
- Trump Launches Super Premium Ultra Fantastic Vodka
- Aaron Spelling’s Nurse Defenseless Against His Sexual Advances!
- Johnny Knoxville is a Jackass
- Kimberly Stewart ends 11-day engagement
- Kelly Brook Topless On The Beach With Billy Zane
- Mariah Carey showing off what shes got
- The Russian Jerry Springer

Rolling Thunder
A fun set of shots from Flickr... Thor rolls a joint

Jesus & HeMan roll a joint
Lego Stoners

Still so hot it hurts
Dive into fourfour's recap and bathe in the hotness of last week's kickass episode of America's Next Top Model!... lesbian scandals, theft and retaliation, bad fashion, and the best Tyra animated gif ever... Lez go!

More from last week's show: A Thanksgiving prayer

(Image via fourfour)

Post Scandal
We've featured PostSecret before, it's a cool site where people send a secret in on a postcard. This week's set has 2 funny secrets regarding celebrities, we like this new trend...

(tip via OH NO, images via PostSecret)

Hollywood Chug
A thick shake of the best gossip from the last few days...
- Mariah Carey Does The NFL
- Lindsay Lohan snaps back at the Paparazzi
- Tom Cruise is Tacky, Nutty and Bloody
- Kirsten Drunkst is a Floozy!
- Stand back, Janet Jackson coming through
- The Great Wall of TomKat
- Tara Reid, Sober and Lunching
- Stick a Fork in Nick and Jessica. Please!
- Paris Hilton Has Officially Become Mary-Kate Olsen!
- Mischa Barton engaged to Kimberly Stewart's ex-fiance
- Is Michael Jackson Becoming A White Supremecist?
- Is U2 moving to Montreal? To Join the circus?
- Fergie’s nipple, it was only a matter of time
- Lindsay Lohan's a Corona girl!
- Jenny McCarthy busted at her premiere
- Vietnam Charges Gary Glitter With Molestation
- Newly Single Jessica Simpson Back in L.A.
- Jessica Alba in Vanity Fair
- Russell Crowe Is Not Funny
- Adam Brody was a goofball!
- Jackie Chan says f' America
- Pat Morita Passes Away at Age 73
- Madge accused of ‘Stealing Sample’
- Guy Ritchie Ditched Kabbalah?
- Courteney Cox In A Bikini
- Rosie Perez Nipple Slip
- Lost For Dummies
- Look who's still pregnant!

Delayed delivery

5 shots that will make you laugh, click for the punch...
- Sexy bastard
- Don't do that
- Party animal
- Overshot
- Bad dog

(photo via Phun.com)

Birthday burn
Eva Pigford (winner of America's Next Top Model 3) will celebrate her 21st birthday at Lotus tomorrow night with Kanye West, Tyra Banks and Missy Elliott. Here's a shot of the invite, that for some strange reason, uses a HIDEOUS photo Eva!....

Why would they use an image that makes her body look so terrible!? Brace-face slams it home... "Let me suggest a new head... one that actually is proportional to the rest of her body. Or offer to kill the lighting guy who allowed her legs look like piles of cellulite in this photo." Tyra's probably behind this.

Bonus Link! Doing the math on Eva Pigford

(Image via Brace-face)

Daddy Brad
Brangelina and family hit Japan this past weekend to promote Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Brad Pitt's got the Baby Daddy role down...

More photos here, and here.

Winston's Holiday Message...

Possibly the funniest and most wonderful Winston and Rudy photos ever in... The cat's in the bag!

(Photos via FourFour)

Budlins
The Buddy Gremlin would like to wish you a very happy Thanksgiving...

We're thankful no one's thrown water on him yet. Have a great holiday everyone!

Things that make you go hmmm...

- If Brit had married Justin Timberlake
- Angelina Jolie has a "dizzy spell"
- Hot Photos from the American Music Awards
- Charlize Theron hits the beach
- Jake Gyllenhaal flattered to be called bisexual
- Kate Moss Topless Video!
- Jared Leto Cheated On Lindsay Lohan
- Scary Teri Hatcher
- Pussy galore at Cat.lebrity
- Jennifer Garner's turkey is ready!

Bai Ling gives good TV
Bai Ling can't sing, but who gives a shit. She's tacky, trashy and fun, and almost makes But Can They Sing watchable.

Dlisted has fabulous screen captures of the last show and commands us to Vote for Bai Ling... "a fucking disaster of epic proportions!"

(images via Dlisted)

Kitty Litter Cake: A Holiday Favorite
Countdown to holiday food! We can't wait for the carving of the traditional Kitty Litter Cake...

Google lists pages of homemade Kitty Litter Cake photos

Sean Preston Arrives
The first photos of Sean Preston Spears Federline have emerged. And he's cute y'all...

A preview of Britney, Kevin and baby on the cover of next week's People Magazine and Sean Preston from Brit and Kev's recent trip to NYC. (photo via BreatheHeavy.com)

Pat Robertson throws the devil sign
From PrisonPlanet... Pat Robertson Displays Satanic 'El Diablo' Sign During 700 Club Show (via these sites)

Celebrity go-cup
Hot gossip to go...
- Mischa Barton bikini pictures
- Inside Scarlett Johansson
- Avril Lavigne Acts Tough
- Nick partying with several not-Jessicas in Miami Beach
- The Christina Aguilera Wedding Photos
- Paris's butt, as big as The Great Wall of China
- Tom Cruise: Trapped in the Closet
- Jessica Simpson to star alongside Dane Cook
- Kim Cattrall Nipple Slip
- Brad Calls Out Angelina's Sweet Name
- Ricky Martin Wants to Piss on You!
- The Game on getting peppersprayed by the cops
- Lindsay Lohan Beach Shots
- Jessica Alba With Ass in Air
- Joe Francis’ videotaped forced humiliation
- Oprah On Dave Letterman
- Kelly Osbourne Parties in Crutches
- A Kidnappers Guide to Matt Damon
- Courtside Cheesin'
- Kate Moss, Britney Spears, P Diddy, Eva Longoria, SJP...

What the Face?
FourFour makes a great catch on some recent Mariah Carey face morphing... "Any idea what the deal is, how one person could look so drastically different in the course of a month? I know she's denied ever having Botox, but her face looked mighty stiff on Ellen. But then, I thought Botox was supposed to make you look younger, not Rosie O'Donnell-er."

Photos on the left are from Friday's Ellen DeGeneres Show, filmed earlier this month. Photos on the right are from the "Don't Forget About Us" video, filmed in early October. More shots and commentary in: Give weird face

This is getting crazy! Celebrities are destroying their faces. What ever happened to aging gracefully?

Update: Dr. Brett sent us this fascinating info!... "It looks like she may have had malar (cheek) implants or fat injection to her face. A newer concept in facial rejuvination is that we lose fat and contour in our face as we get older, and the excess tissues start to sag. When you look at a baby, they are chubby and smooth with no wrinkles. It goes downhill from there. This is a theory. But in practice, injecting fat into the face or adding volume with implants can drastically change a person's look and sometimes look bizarre. Many surgeons go overboard when they should be aiming for more subtle changes."

And a couple readers emailed that it may be due to Mariah's recent weight gain... Is it just me, or is Mariah Carey built like a brick shithouse?

Plus - HollywoodTuna has shots from the AMA's this week that show Mariah's widening face close-up!

(Images via FourFour)

1977 Hot Flash: Jacqueline Bisset
We love those sexy Technicolor bombshells from the films of the 70's. Here's one of our favorites - Jacqueline Bisset in The Deep - does it get any hotter?...

She's partly responsible for our breast fetish.

(photos via strangecelebrities.com)

Bridge Walk
Walking the Brooklyn Bridge is a great NY experience, and this is the perfect time of year to do it. Paul Katcher did it last Thursday and posted some very cool shots...

More wonderful Brooklyn Bridge photos here.

(Photos copyright Paul Katcher)

Dear Britney, we're not into you anymore
Britney Spears came to NYC and showed off a bunch of tacky fur and her skanky husband. This just isn't fun anymore...

- Britney And Kevin Continue To Amuse Us
- Catching Up With Britney and Kevin
- Britney Spears and Kevin's NY Trip
- Things are Going Great Ya'll

Yo Brit, you're a very influencial figure and an animal lover. Do the right thing and stand up against fur!!

Words cannot describe...
So check the pictures!...
- Naomi hit me (and it felt like a kiss)
- Pamela Anderson Profile Shot Of The Day!
- Gwen Stefani Nipple Slip
- Christina Aguilera DID IT!
- Lindsay Lohan has a night with a thousand boyfriends
- Elizabeth Hurley is topless once again
- Kirsten Drunkst & Tara Reid: New Best Friends!
- Mischa Barton is Mad!
- Victoria Silvstedt Pussy Slip
- Angelina Cheating on Brad?
- Paris Hilton's Ex Withers Away

Courtney Love uplifted!
Courtney Love had her sentence relaxed this week. We love Ms. Love and hope she's on the road to recovery, but couldn’t help notice she's had an eyelift in the last 2 months. Wonder if her newly purchased "bright eyes" worked a little charm?...

Above, Courtney Love appears for a progress report in relation to her assault charge on November 18, 2005 in L.A. Below, at a sentencing for probation violations 2 months earlier on September 16th.

More Love:
Courtney and the Bean
Courtney out partying in NYC

(Photos via Getty Images)

Good morning sunshine
We hate mornings AND Mondays, but we love Winston, so this pic evens it out.

Could be worse

(Photo via fourfour)

Truckin' NYC
Like stuffed animal strapped to truck grills, delivery trucks covered in graffiti are a daily site in NYC. Most of the trucks get hit on all sides. This set of shots from ABlogSoup is a cool example.

(Photo via ABlogSoup)

Madonna's big toe
Madonna's latest look is designed to draw attention to her crotch so it was only a matter of time before her cameltoe showed up...

Photos above are from Madonna's live perfromance this weekend at G-A-Y club at The Astoria in London, England.

Wikipedia has some interesting info on camel toes and notes that they're often worn with "intention" to draw sexual attention. hello.

Bonus! Madonna's flashing some butt flap in the second shot! (ala "Paris Hilton ass cheek goiter")

More Madge:
Madonna: over hyped and beyond dull
Madonna's late show
Madonna Gives Head to a Bottle

And more shots of Madge at G.A.Y.!

(Photos via Getty Images)

happy friday
with the weekend comes a new chewy...

Fresh squeezed!
Juicy gossip goodness...
- Victoria Gotti goes ballistic on VH1
- Lindsay Lohan Cleavage is Always Good
- Xbox 360’s High Priced Sluts
- Kevin Federline is so fucking creepy!
- Is Catherine Zeta Jones more boring than Jennifer Aniston?
- Clay Aiken in the case of the missing Hollywood fruit
- Jake Gyllenhaal Sexy in Details!
- William Shatner wants kidney stone back so he can sell it on eBay
- Orlando Furious Kate's dating Mortensen behind his back
- Jen and Vince, getting cozy in a back alley smoking some cigarettes
- Madonna Learns The Difference Between Sampling And Stealing
- Lindsay Lohan in adaptation of I Dream Of Jeannie
- Uma Thurman nude paparazzi shots!
- RIP Latino Heat Eddie Guerrero
- Sarah Silverman on Heeb
- Jessica Simpson wears a Christmas tree
- Adriana Lima Nipple Slip
- Dancing with the Skank
- Give the Gift of Lizzie

The cookie crumble
People in our office may be wondering why we're laughing our ass off today, but we don’t care! FourFour's coverage of this weeks America's Next Top Model is so fucking entertaining we've read it two times already and are going back for a third... HYSTERICAL screen caps and commentary! (Tyraism of the Week, Crying Count, Twiggy Bug-o-meter, celebration of Bre, a scandalous catch and more!) go now... The cookie crumble

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Paris punks paparazzi

PerezHilton's growing contact with Paris is starting to turn up some interesting first hand tidbits! We particularly loved this one in a recent post... Perez asked Paris about reports that Stavros paid a homeless man $100 to
dump soda (or a couch?) on himself. Paris adamantly denies this and when asked what really happened explains...

"We gave a homeless man $20 to throw soda at the paparazzi" "Britney Spears does it all the time!"

OMG - that's hilarious. celebrities are paying homeless people to taunt the paparazzi, AND Britney Spears has led the way in this innovation!

(photo via GettyImages.com)

Fergie foggy about face-lift
Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas was recently quoted insisting she's never had plastic surgery.

Ohhhhh girl, you LIE LIE LIE - these photos clearly show you've had a major face lift, nose job and more! Good thing she's no longer married to Prince Andrew, lying is so unbecoming of a Princess.

Bonus Link: Fergies Big Leak!

(images via ONTD)

Pictures speak a thousand words...
- Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of Zodiac
- Kate Beckinsale Pictures from Underworld Evolution
- Can someone explain these photos of the Olsen Twins?
- Dennis Rodmans Rod Revealed!
- Kimberly Stewart is her own reality TV show
- How fucked up was booting Lisa? She was supposed to make Top 2!
- Vince Vaughn is an appealing man
- Sexy pics of Katie Holmes, includes a topless pic! (nsfw)
- Crazy shots of the hotel room destroyed by Paris and company!
- Will Ferrell and John Heder together for movie!
- Mischa Barton flashes a boob on the OC!
- 50 Cent - the real GQ man of the year
- Christina Aguilera see thru paparazzi shots
- Ali G's first three NBA commercials
- Marry Tom Cruise in 30 days
- Pamark McAndergrath
- Tyra Banks All Wet
- Badonkadonk

Fourteen Places to Eat
fourteen places to eat is an incredible photo journal. the kind of site you can spend hours on, scrolling through one amazing photo after another...

And for the holiday season fourteen places to eat is offering a beautiful series of Holiday Greeting Cards and a Calendar! All the photos were taken in rural Indiana and are wonderful. Check out these great cards!

(photos copyright: fourteen places to eat)

The Al Reynolds Doll
Seriously, what's the deal with Al's pose? sometimes we think he's really a cardboard cutout...

Or maybe just a a bendable, posable, trainable, dressable, pretend husband.

More on Al...
- Big, Gay and Dreaded
- Star Jones' evil empire

City Dog
At home on the street.

Buddy's East Village tag tour
Buddy gets Youth Gangs under control

Bonus Link! - How to Meditate with Your Dog

You are what you are
So why fight it...
- Jessica Alba is Awake
- Chris Klein is such an ass!
- Ellen DeGeneres is NewYorkish
- Eddie Murphy is with Johnny Gill
- Gwyneth Paltrow is just a little crazy
- Paris Hilton's Boyfriend is Above the Law
- Anderson Cooper Refuses To Answer The "Gay" Question
- Terri Hatcher's Before And After is Scary
- Jessica Simpson Has Really Nice Breasts
- The Clintons are down on Tara Reid
- Victoria Silvstedt is slamming
- Diddy and JLo are Clueless
- Beyonce is all we need

Bonus Link: Been waiting for GorillaMask to hook this up... Cartman is the Man in this hilarious presentation "Ginger Kids"

Britney Spears proudly wears her motherhood
Britney Spears visits the vet in Malibu with her Mom, sans a bra! Some people are saying Brit should harness her big mommy nipples, but we're like shut the fukc up, these shots are HOT!

More CityRag Brit Bits:
- Opps I ate fried chicken again
- Britney Spears NYC Tattoo
- Dude smokes 'round the baby
- Buy Britney Spears Thong
- We are the Starbucks Children

Update!: SNP has a Mega Gallery of shots from Brit's braless adventure with hilarious captions!!

(photos via HollywoodRag)

NY Grill

"Like a figurehead on the prow of a ship, Stewie travels through Brooklyn on the front of a truck."

- Soft and Cuddly, So Why Lash Them to the Front of a Truck?
- Graffiti arrests rise 93 percent in New York City
- Subway Style - Artwork, signage and lighting
- Madonna Pens the New New York Anthem
- Second Avenue Subway Eyes 2012
- Hybrid Taxis Debut in NYC
- Central Park Colors
- Brooklyn Bunny
- NewYorkology
- Eater

And farewell and THANK YOU to two of our favorite NYC blogs (and 2 of the very first we started reading), so much excellent content over the years, you guys ROCK!...
- Tale of Two Cities
- Spinach Dip

but fear not! TOTC rocks on at Curbed. And SD just launched a new site, DecentContent !

(photo credit: Robert Stolarik / The New York Times)

What, no cocaine flavor?
Sweet new art from Gallery of The Absurd... Hollypops!

"Nicole Richie, Teri Hatcher, and Christina Ricci have collaberated to create a guilt-free snack that is causing a sensation in Hollywood. These NO calorie, NO fat Hollypops are the perfect meal for the gal who just can't seem to get thin enough. Three mouthwatering flavors, Lettuce, Water, and Espresso are sure to satisfy your appetite and sooth your hunger pangs"

(Image copyright: Gallery of The Absurd, and thanks to Tiny Voices In My Head for the healine we ganked from her comment.)

On the trail of Johnny Depp
Cuz it's hump day, some sexy shots of Johnny Depp taking a break while filming Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest! more on WWTDD

click the box for the giant close-up!

Bonus Link: Johnny Depp Bar Fight

(photos via WWTDD Update: Colleen sent us a note that these shots are a few years old)

Compact dirt
- Brooke Burns Brakes Her Neck!
- Believe it or not, Tara Reid actually lived to see 30 years old
- Warning! Sofia Vergara - May Cause Instant Gratification!
- Jennifer Garner needs to have that baby, fast
- Paris Hilton likes to touch her monkey
- Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Go Grocery Shopping!
- David Cross rants about FOX's handling of Arrested Development
- It doesn't get any hipper than this: a mix of '80s synth cheese
- Star Jones continues her reign of freebie terror!
- Kelly Osbourne's Wacky Birthday Party
- Word is Justin Timberlake can act, judge for yourself
- Rare footage of Tupac and Biggie Freestylin'
- Hanging in the Hamptons at Atoosa's
- Naomi Campbell Has HUGE Hands!
- Jennifer Aniston GQ Cover Girl
- Debra Messing Nipple Slips
- Detouching Celebrities
- Look-alikes of the week!
- Serena William's has got body

Bonus Link: PopDirt has a survey called: Which is your favorite celebrity gossip blog? and CityRag is in it! please go to PopDirt and vote for CityRag, we couldn't bear to come in last place (poll is in the right column.) THANKS!

Dianetics Preys on Children
From TheSpunker, a cool photo and post on Times Square subway Scientologists - Dianetics Preys on Children...

Subway Scientologists Get Punk'd
South Park on Scientology with help from expose author
Even Oprah ain't buying it

(photo credit: TheSpunker)

Victoria Beckham makes a point
Actually, 2 strange and disturbing ones. And in other breaking news - Victoria Beckham admits to boob job.

More confusing, scary and offputting cleavage from Star Jones

(photos via JJB)

Mandy Moore flickers
everybody's into Flickr these dayz. A Blog Soup tipped us to Mandy Moore's personal page there's some funny shots including ones of her birthday this year (she was thrilled to have Mary Louise Parker in attendance) and Mandy going to Karaoke in a hot pink wig...

"Yes, I look like a geek.... On our way to Karaoke for my birthday in Tokyo, we all bought wigs in Harajuku (Gwen's stomping grounds). I would show you some of the others but I think my friends would kill me!"

Monday Madness!
what a load!
- Britney Spears back in effect y'all!
- Have you seen Chloe Sevigny's ass?
- Michael Jackson Prefers the Girls' Bathroom
- Hot shots of Lindsay Lohan on TRL last week
- Who wore it better: Madonna or Miss Piggy?
- Confessions a Jack Osbourne Centerfold
- Kevin Federline is a pimp, yo!
- Jessica Simpson enjoys some wine with her lunch!
- I want to marry The Boondocks and let it slap me around
- Nicole Richie desperately defends her weight!
- Lindsay Lohan's sporting a ring?
- Romance between Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy dubbed: JimJen
- Oh Vince-Vaughn-San, your extreme wit brings a hue to my visage
- Jude Law Topless On A Hotel Balcony
- Jenny Frost Paparazzi Bikini Shots
- Incase you missed the Ashlee Simpson Drunk Video...
- Anna Kournikova in a Sexy Red Thong
- Angelina Jolie Before And After
- My new favorite song is "I PUT A BABY IN YOU!"
- Denise Richards in the December/January GIANT
- Kimora Lee Simmons sporting a new blonde mess!
- Johnny Gill says he's not Eddie Murphy's boyfriend (via Crunk)
- Cameron Diaz running around in Rome
- Paris Wants a Kid
- The King of Poop
- Eva Longoria's Pink Bikini
- The Paris Hilton Barbie, HA!

Countdown to Dakota Fanning's Emancipation
We caught these photos of Dakota Fanning crying to her mom while leaving Fred Segal and thought... Hey Mom don’t upset the gravy train! (look at that mad face, she's probably thinking "damn bitch it's my money"). Lil' powerhouse Dakota turns 12 shortly and is just a couple year away from prime emancipation age!

Previously... Dakota is Bananas!

(Photos via Ajulysuicide on ohnotheydidnt)

Sexiest Body Parts
People warms up for the annual Sexiest Man Alive issue with a fun online poll that lets you vote on Hollywood's sexiest body parts... "Which guy has the hottest abs? The nicest nose? The best smile?" with lots of hot photos.

and if guys aren't your scene, Dose Magazine's has a cool poll on last weeks Victoria's Secret Show with a mega gallery that let's you rate each model!

Life with a Beagle is never dull
an adorable shot from the wonderful site Hoochie Poochie (both dogs look a little like Buddy :-)

Bonus Link: AWESOME dog video!

is Christina doing it?
a rare Sunday night update (9 pm est): no confirmation on this, but we received an anonymous tip that Christina Aguilera is getting married RIGHT NOW at a secret ceremony in the Napa Valley!

most stories we'd seen noted an extravagent Thanksgiving wedding, but a few sources including Perez dug up that it would happen this weekend!. so even though our tip is unconfirmed had to post this tidbit! more to come.

Update: word from Perez is that she has not done the deed yet, but it may be this weekend.

Star Fumes
Warning: Exploding gas...
- Christina, enough with the red lip stick
- Cameron Diaz is Hiding
- Oprah Tried Crack!
- Sienna Miller Kicks Some Paparazzi-Ass!
- Cynthia Nixon & The Hobbit: Still VERY Gay
- Reese Witherspoon is IN CHARGE
- Paris Hilton LOVES her junk food
- David Beckham Is Kinky
- Top Ten Lady Lip-Locks
- Glad Minnie Driver has gone away
- ANTM's brilliant and hilarious finale
- The truth about spoiled brats who get book deals
- FOX is cancelling Arrested Development! (thanks Justine)
- Meg White Massaging Conan While Jack Watches
- Can't get over how good Keira Knightley looks
- Keanu Reeves in sequel to "Riding the Bus With My Sister"
- Nicole Richie indulges in a banana
- Big Phat Gawker Stalker!
- Paris Hilton's works the Eye
- Get to know Evangeline Lilly
- Jude Law's ass is dumped
- Clay Is Not Gay!
- Forever Ralphie
- Warning! Taryn Manning
- Julie Andrews Topless

News of the Weed

- Cool shot above from almereyda on Flickr
- Pot not a major cancer risk
- Peyote Won't Rot Your Brain
- Kid Cannabis Kingpin
- Pot Luck for Police
- Big Ass Joint
- Bong Vodka

(photo credit: almereyda)

Sleep with Celebrities!
AskMen lists the Top 10 Hotels To Spot Celebs!... "the Top 10 U.S. hotels where the stars converge for a drink, a bite, a day by the pool, or even a weekend getaway. Check out any of these spots and you're bound to run into a celebrity. Go and give the paparazzi a run for their money." - cruise the article for the rest of the list, dirt on the hotels and room rates...

1) The Beverly Hills Hotel, Los Angeles - Celebrities spotted: Sharon Stone, Richard Gere, Jon Bon Jovi, Dennis Hopper, Bill Clinton, Tyra Banks, Whitney Houston, Usher, Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Matt Damon, Julianne Moore, Vince Vaughn, Roberto Benigni, Quentin Tarantino, Michael Caine, Mike Myers, to name a few.

2) Mondrian, Los Angeles - Celebrities spotted: Tom Cruise, Leonardo DiCaprio, Mel Gibson, Neve Campbell, Hugh Grant, Wesley Snipes, Jewel, Tara Reid, Courtney Love

3) The Waldorf Astoria, New York City - Celebrities spotted: Winona Ryder, Richard Gere, Michael J. Fox, Cuba Gooding Jr., Ewan McGregor, Tim Burton, Kid Rock, Alicia Keys; Paris and Nicky Hilton practically grew up here, as it's part of the Hilton empire.

4) SoHo Grand Hotel, New York City - Celebrities spotted: Heidi Klum, Kevin Spacey, Gwyneth Paltrow, Uma Thurman

Jessica Simpson's twin comes forward
we love this guy more than words can say...

and BREAKING NEWS - Pamela Anderson has a twin sister (enlarge the photo on the left, hilarious!)

(photo via: caseyervin.com)

flash and trash
- Jessica Alba: plain chick with a hot body
- Mandy Moore in American Idol Satire Film
- Helen Hunt in a Thong
- Lindsay Lohan and Jared Leto wed?
- Fergie Farting On TV
- Jessica Simpson's leetle teeny tiny waist
- Superman Returns Website and Trailer!
- Matthew McConaughey is sexy
- Hilary Duff looking great on MTV's TRL
- Kathy Hilton's Disturbing Spread
- Direct From Gyllenho's Mouth!
- Kevin Federline and Ashlee Simpson caught dirty dancing
- Penelope Cruz_topless sex scene, so f'in hot!
- Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Good Sucker
- Stars in scarves pt 1 & 2
- And the end of last night's ANTM went something like this...

Bonus Links!: Amazing coverage of the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show last night! So many AWESOME photos galleries - each site holds some treasure...
Hollywood Tuna
IDontLikeYouThatWay
Egotastic!
Hollywood Rag

that's so New York!

"Vat? You Vant Me To Run? Vat kind of a schmuck do I look like?"

some excellent New Yorkish links:
- Photo and caption above from the awesome YouCantMakeItUp!
- More great photos of NYC Marathon 2005
- Sampler of Fried, BBQ Heaven
- 7-person PartyBike terrorizes 8th Ave
- 2,000 sq ft converted silo on Gowanus Canal for rent
- Tony Dragones' street food-cart
- East Village Donut Chart
- Lunatics Low Rider Club
- Drinkathalon NYC
- iPod MTA Map in color!
- Trend Alert: Private Body Guards
- NYC Thanksgiving planner
- Subway Art Guide

(photo credit: Life During Wartime)

Pink Lust
Look out Kelly, Pink wants to eat you! for some reason Pink has decided to reveal her lust for Kelly Osbourne to Britain's Daily Star... "I think Kelly's straight but she's really sexy. "I could just eat her up."

Diddy is the Elvis of our time

If you've been to Graceland, you know Elvis could deck out a car, airplane or playroom like nobody's business. Diddy's got that Elvis flare when it comes to fashion, bling, and rides. Check out the $350,000 of luxuries alterations made on his $25,000 van! from Teen Today UK...

Diddy has installed a 32-inch TV, handmade leather couch and mini bar into his customised vehicle. To add to the 'bling' factor (Diddy) also added a wine chiller, leather bottle holders, five smaller televisions and a 'PD' logo on the timber floor. ...a full wet bar, a wonderful refrigerator and the panelling, seating, and upholstery it's all custom.

ViddyUp!

nothing makes our day like finding a really funny or crazy video on the web. and there are some AMAZING videos going around this week... here's a short list of the very best for your viewing pleasure!

- Family Guy: Fuck the FCC (seriously excellent!!)
- Fainting goats (one of the funniest videos EVER!!)
- Naked Motorcycle rider whipes out (ouch!)
- Dancing Kid (f'ing awesome!)
- Halloween Scare Gone Wrong (hilarious)
- Hot Dogs for Homophobes (yummy)
- Baby Jumper (very cute)
- Crazy bitch screaming (scary)
- Drive by Insults (funny)
- A Brooklyn Solution To Terrorism (great!)
- F-15 crashing into another one in mid air. (Wow, crazy.)
- Coolest Freaking Robot Dancing Contest (so good)
- Best or worst six minutes of TV ever? (we pick worst)
- Worldwide Animal Shipping (2 funny)
- Paris Hilton's idiot boyfriend crashing her car (caught on film!)

Hot Stuff
just for you...
- Swedish Model Victoria Silverstedt Catches A Breeze
- William Shatner Wants to Save Star Trek
- Colin Farrell Kisses Boys
- Listen To This: Luscious Lesbian Music
- Mary-Kate Olsen, healthy again!
- Paris Hilton's Boyfriend Crashes Her Bentley
- Video footage of Britney Spears' paparazzi smack down
- Vince Vaughn sold his house and moved in with Jennifer Aniston
- Pamela Anderson gets down with Jillian Barberie
- Gwyneth Platrow is definitely pregnant
- Mischa Barton Has No Body
- Nicollette Sheridan, Desperate Housecat
- Alyssa Milano totally naked (nsfw)
- How rumors start

Fake Alert: Demi Moore parties with her nipples out!
Update: the shots are fake!... we're not even going to call this a nipple slip. Demi Moore put that dress on, looked in the mirror, saw her big nipples hanging out and and said "Let's Party!" - you go girl. click this box for the extra large shot! (via the fabulous A Socialite's Life)

UPDATE: Via Yeeeah, it's a FAKE! SORRY DEMI but a damn good one ;-) as Grid sayz, Demi's a classy lady after all.

Celebrity Doll House
here's a fun walk through several decades of dolls modeled after famous people, from I-Am