Paris Hilton's ass cheek goiter
oh shit. what the?!!... just caught this Paris Hilton shot on Kottke's flickr page (he's too classy to post it on his excellent website.) taken last week and tops every crazy photo of Paris that's out there...

camel toe, butt flap, bizarre pose and she looks totally high.

photo credit DailyCeleb, more photos there!. and thanks to Slower.net for the killer headline, ganked from his hilarious Flickr comment.

bonus Paris Hilton scandal! it seems this nude photo of Paris is a fake! here's the real one. thanks to Cat.lebrity and A Blog Soup for the tip!