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Thundercat busted

one last spooky post (cuz this story is hilarious!), hot off TheSmokingGun.com - "Thundercat" In Halloween Hijinks Bust - a student dressed as Lion-O, a character from "Thundercats," a 1980s cartoon series terrorizes motorists... "Johnson--who was wearing a blue leotard, orange wig, and face paint--was running into traffic and gyrating in front of oncoming cars. He was also screaming and cursing at motorists when they honked their horns.... he was nabbed later when an officer spotted him again in traffic doing the grind."

gossip goblins'

It’s Pamela… Run!

Capri Pants are terrifying!

Happy Avrileen!

Lindsay Lohan's Scary Bathroom Habits

People Magazine's Monster Mash

Paris and Nicky’s Skanky Halloween

Dog Scare!
one of the great things about Flickr is that when we miss something good in NYC, we can usually find some amazing shots posted on it the very next day! like this past weekend's Halloween Dog Parade in NYC's East Village (at Buddy's favorite dog-run!) here's a few awesome photos that were posted!...

more cool pics here!
- joujoubee's flickr photos
- gillianmae's flickr photos
- ndfineman's flickr photos
and for lots of recent pics of pups in costumes, check out all "Halloween Dog" tagged photos on flickr

photo credit:
Blue Monster & Cowboy and Princess: joujoubee
Pug Pastry & Ride 'em Cowboy: gillianmae

UPDATE: the !!omg blog!! has a fabulous set of photos with lots more of the great costumes!!!

and this set of shots is our favorite of all, fantastic!!

the stoop
a simple and stricking shot of old NY steps from A Test of Will - Pooped Stoop

spooky NY links...
- The LES in Costume
- NYC's Halloweeen Parade is tonight!

Rate celebrity plastic surgery
and now for some scary fun... nose jobs, liposuctions, tummy tucks, butt-lifts, face-lifts, breast enlargements, cheek implants! click through Dose Magazines horrifying collection of celebitity photos and vote for the best and worst in Rate Some Celeb Surgery!

Happy Halloween!

- Spoiled Rotten Dog Costumes
- Virtual Haunted NYC Graveyard
- Sexy Halloween Costumes
- Krypt Kiddies
- Stoned Pumpkin
- More Doggie Costumes
- Trickster Treaters
- BOO!

(images via MarniesWorld)

felix the dog
meet Felix - a super cute little guy that Buddy sometimes runs into at the dog run... (from Dogrunner)

this Saturday the Tompkins Square Park Dog Run will hold it's annual Halloween Dog Parade and Festivities!

Good versus Evil
take your pick...
- A Sad Sad Week in Music
- Jessica Alba Likes Porn
- Kevin Federline still sucks
- Bobby Trendy a Retrospective
- Madonna's Hung Up Music Video
- Perez Hilton hacked and fighting back!
- Jessica Simpson has the best cleavage in Hollywood
- Jeff Probst Proudly Displays His Immunity Idol
- Tyra Banks ROARS (check out the animation at the end!)
- Live Long and Prosper, Fabulously George Takei
- Jake Gyllenhaal forever
- Wilmer is No Ho
- Naomi Campbell Naked!
- None More Creepy
- Halloween Monster Madness

haunting

Haunted Memories Changing Portraits - "these morphing images are designed to transform when you change your position. When your unsuspecting guests walk past them they will see these seemingly normal "relatives" change into hideously frightening creatures or macabre apparitions!" - click each image for the scary hidden portrait!

link via PCL Linkdump (photos via hauntedmemories.com)

your Charmed fantasy
clothes worn by the witchy stars of Charmed are up for sale on ebay! available are items worn by Alyssa Milano, Holly Marie Combs; and Rose McGowan's "sexy red hot corset", yum. act out your favorite episodes at home!

Phil Spector's insanity plea
don't know if Phil Spector will plead insanity at his murder trail, but he's sure pleading it in his looks...

what's with the yellow hair? and check out his eyes (he's rarely seen without his trademark tinted shades), this dude is fucking crazy!

"Music Producer Phil Spector speaks with his attorney Bruce Cutler at a Pre-Trial Conference at the Los Angeles Superior Court on October 27, 2005" (Photo by Matthew Simmons/Getty Images)" - via GettyImages.com

New Rules for Streaking

We'd like to lay down some new rules for streaking... Streaking has been OVER for 2 decades. Running around at soccer games with corporate logos (or tennis matches with "got balls?") is beyond boring. But here are some exceptions...

1) It's all been done. So the # 1 rule is, if you're going to do it - make it interesting! like this HYSTERICAL video of a guy streaking past a camera woman, on-air, and blowing a giant fart as he runs by! a perfect 10!!

2) Concert streaking is not fun anymore. Unless it's done by the performing band, this is always fun.

3) Sporting event streaking is the most over-done of all. There are a few exceptions like causing people to turn away in pain at the site of your ass-crack (like the shot above) and flashing uptight people never gets old.

4) Tackling streakers is over, but the gentle cupping of streakers adds a new twist.

5) And hot girl streakers always rule.

Bonus: if the streaking girl KICKS A GOAL while running across the field during a live game (with the goalie on guard!) is you've got STREAKING GOLD!

(Photo via FUGLY.com)

star magic!
- Giving Hilary Duff two years before she gets implants
- Britney Spears post baby ugglies
- Big Gay Al Arrested!!
- Tonya Harding is still nutso
- Charlize Theron looking super hot as Aeon Flux!
- For all you Buffy fans... Kristen Bell, is too cute
- Eva Mendes Eva Mendes Eva Mendes Eva Mendes
- Co$t of celebrity engagement rings!
- Ben Afflecks Fu Manchu Moustache
- OK Magazine Launch Party: Fashion Gone Wrong
- Lindsay Lohan admits she almost died earlier this year
- You just have to love what a whore Paris Hilton is
- Gisele Bundchen & Leonardo Di Caprio Might Be Through
- Leelee Sobieski: early settler
- Halle Berry: Built For Comfort, Not For Speed
- She F'd Alec Baldwin in his ass
- Kirsten Dunst is drunk again
- Lohan Nip on Leno
- Doin' the butt
- ANTM Cat fight?!

East Village and Lower East Side delivery tips
if you're looking for some good food delivery in the Lower East Side or East Village, here are a couple of our favorites!

Frank for delicious homey Italian

Rice for super cheap and yummy Asian fusion

Indian Curry Mahal: for a tasty and inexpensive Indian feast

Tiny Giant for great sandwiches and veggie burgers

more EV/LES food links!:
- Hot Soup!
- Lower East Side Food Tour
- Gnocchi nirvana at Apizz
- The Loreley Schnitzel Fo' Shizzle
- 'inoteca: one the LES's best
- Sugar Sweet Sunshine is Cupcake Heaven
- Teresa's for breakfast and Polish food
- NYC's Best Banh Mi
- NYC's Best Fried Dumplings
- and more delivery tips: Schiller's Liquer Bar for burgers and fries, Jeep for Thai, 88 Orchard, Clinton St Bakery and Mama's for all kinds of stuff - menus for all these places and lots more can be found on MenuPages.com

Mariah does Santa
Christmas comes early!... a fabulous preview of Mariah Carey's claymation roll in her new music video "Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town '05"... "God complex + Peter Pan syndrome - breasts = Mariah Carey rendered in clay" - click here for lots of fun shots and more!

Sharon Osbourne goes Double D
Sharon Osbourne has spent more than $700,000 on plastic surgery - her newest enhancement is DD breast implants! (just 3 months old.) apparently Ozzy likes big boobs. from The Goss... Osbourne, told London's Daily Mirror newspaper: "I am very lucky in that I have a good cosmetic surgeon. The last thing I had done were my breasts about three months ago. I am a DD now and Ozzy loves them."

previously on The Osbournes...
- Sharon Osbourne kicked my boss in the balls!
- Sharon Osbourne is a bad-ass bitch
- Kelly Osbourne intervention
- Kelly O's new man
- Jack Osbourne's new nose
- Jack new body

hot stuff
- Drew Barrymore rocks on!
- Lindsay Lohan and her new collagen injected lips
- Movie award season has begun!
- Kevin Federline partying it up at one of Hollywood's hottest clubs
- Britney Spears' Post Pregnancy Pounds
- Hunky Brad Pitt looking very dapper
- Keira Knightley wants to snog
- Lenny Kravitz's toilet has sprung another lawsuit
- Ashley Simpson / Elisha Cuthbert photo scandal!
- Destiny's Child circa 2020
- Goonies- 20 Year Reunion
- Fergie throwing gang signs

Skankalicious
did Tom Sizemore screw Paris Hilton? we're not saying this photo proves anything, but it's so skankalicious we had to post it...

from JJB... "Vivid Video, Tom's sex tape distributor, claims [the photo] was taken at Sizemore's home in January 2001."

horror disco
"What happens when fear, instead of hitting your stomach, takes a loop and smacks you on the ass?" find out in fourfour's ode to horror disco... Do the zombi

Lindsay Lohan's large forehead

ever notice Lindsay Lohan has a big forehead? we hadn't given it much thought until we stumbled on this obsessed fans argument on Flickr... "Lindsay Lohan has the largest forehead. I've mapped out just how big it really is"

more Celebrity Big Heads

let me in...
and get my dinner.

star grinds
- Angelina Jolie only hot for Lesbians
- Have the Beckhams Found Scientology!?
- Be Tori Spelling's assistant! (pays $500 a week woohoo)
- Jessica Alba likes boys (and New York!)
- Hot stills from Lindsay Lohan's new music video!
- A deranged Jessica Simpson withdraws millions
- How much does it cost to get Star Jones to stuff her face?
- Beyonce's mom is coming after the bitches on the net!
- Bras are the new panties
- Bennifer is about to pop!
- Big fat Gawker Stalker

Jon Bon Jovi versus Madonna!

in People this morning we spotted a fabulous bitchslap from Jon Bon Jovi to Madonna...

"Madonna takes (children Lourdes, 9, and Rocco, 5) out to every premiere she ever goes to. .... I've been in this industry for 22 years and no one has any idea what my four kids look like."

this afternoon Madonna's rep, Liz Rosenberg, responded!...

"Madonna has never brought her children to a movie premiere. He can rest assured (her) kids are cherished, adored, well fed, respected and are extremely loved and well protected by their parents."

as of 1 pm today Jon seems to be winning... results from the People Poll - Whose side are you on? Jon Bon Jovi's 76% - Madonna's 24%

Jon Bon Jovi figures out how to get publicity
Madonna's kids & the other side of parenthood

the demise of Nolita
The Gothamist mourns the death of Nolita this week. (the area CBGB's is located in.) a funky little hood with an interesting character. great place for smoking weed :-) the tearing down of this building was one of the bigger blows. thankfully the Liz Christie Garden will live on.

Bowery Breakdown
Living Dangerously

(photo via The Gothamist)

K-ROCK is shutting down!
some very HOT news off the Howard Stern show this morning, New York City's long running premiere rock radio station, 92.3 KROCK is changing formats and going to TALK radio as of January 3rd!! holy shit! there's been some speculation, but official word came this morning and most KROCK DJ's and staff learned the details from Howard Stern's show today! even K-Rock's biggest names like Julie Slater are going to be laid off.

K-ROCK has gone through various format changes over the years but this one is shocking. no doubt spurred by Stern's move to Sirius Radio in January. for people outside the city that are unfamiliar with K-ROCK... it's been NYC's #1 rock radio station for most of our life. what a bummer.

Update: Here's the Press Release

David Gest Scares Children
from Gallery of the Absurd comes a costume that's sure to scare all the kiddies... the Wretched David Gest Mask!

(image copyright: Gallery of the Absurd)

cats are so awesome

hilarious cat video! from SmitHappens

grindhouse theater
fourfour is scaring the crap out of us this month with great reviews of cult horror films. today's post is on Maniac - a film that played NYC's 42nd St. during it's grindhouse theater days... "The grindhouse "classic" Maniac (1980) is as schizo as its title character, vacillating wildly between scenes of brutality and hilarity (though the former leaves far more of an impression -- the word "pornographic" is often used to describe the movie's approach to violence). "

fourfour includes info on 42nd St's history and shots of Maniac "on the marquee of the Lyric, a 42nd St. grindhouse theater devoted to the kind of depravity Maniac offered." cool stuff - check it out!."

all the gossip that fits
- Penelope Cruz Seen With Homeless Man
- Angelina Jolie is pissed off
- Pink and Carey Hart got married!
- Owen Wilson and and Matt Dillon are pool buddies
- Natalie Portman looking HOT in Blender and German Vogue
- Paris Hilton's boyfriend stealing moves
- Does Janet Jackson have an 18 year old daughter?
- Did Halle Berry appeare in an R.Kelly video back in the days?
- Dominic Monaghan will soon propose to Evangeline Lilly
- Best In Drag Show
- Male Celebrities Working It
- WANTED! Celebrity umbrella holders!
- Shar and Quentin are ugly
- Kimberly Stewart is a horrific woman
- Britney Spears Cries About Stolen Baby Pics
- What is happening to Brittany Murphy's face?!
- Our Gang Loses A Rascal
- Ashlee Simpson's father busted checking out her cleavage
- Jamie Foxx on Tom Cruise: "sometimes he scares me"
- Brooke Burke Auctions Her Hot Pants
- Huge collection of celebrity nip slips!
- Al Roker getting blown by Wilma
- Tori Spelling buying herpes medication
- The Family Guys sings some Journey
- We *heart* Will Farrell
- JLo looking HOT
- Aaron Carter is Gay?
- Gwen stefani is a rich girl
- Legs in Cars

Madonna's kids & the other side of parenthood
um - that's not very nice in front of the children. note to Carlos Leon: since you're not a real celebrity, here's a tip... if you take Madonna's kids to a public park in NYC you will be swarmed with paparazzi. Madonna's been putting up with it for years without that kind of drama. no one's there to photograph you. show a little class.

and what's with that long skinny finger, eww. more photos here.

this photo is a funny contrast to Madonna's rigid child rearing rules that came out last week...
Madonna's kids: no magazines, TV, ice cream or milk
Madonna's late show

and Pink as some phat shots of Madonna hitting the NY club scene this weekend!

heartbreaker
handsome boy

buy Britney Spears thong
last day to buy Britney Spears thong on ebay. at first we found it a bit disturbing that Brit is signing and distributing her thongs, but then we saw the photos and "disturbing" took a new twist...

"THIS AUCTION IS FOR A PAIR OF BRITNEY SPEARS' PANTIES! THIS ITEM IS FROM BRITNEY'S MALIBU HOME... GOING TO BE WORTH A FORTUNE IN YEARS TO COME!"

Previoulsy: Own the scent of Britney Spears

Bonus Link: to leave you feeling good about Brit - here is an incredibly HOT PHOTO of her.

Paris Hilton's ass cheek goiter
oh shit. what the?!!... just caught this Paris Hilton shot on Kottke's flickr page (he's too classy to post it on his excellent website.) taken last week and tops every crazy photo of Paris that's out there...

camel toe, butt flap, bizarre pose and she looks totally high.

photo credit DailyCeleb, more photos there!. and thanks to Slower.net for the killer headline, ganked from his hilarious Flickr comment.

bonus Paris Hilton scandal! it seems this nude photo of Paris is a fake! here's the real one. thanks to Cat.lebrity and A Blog Soup for the tip!

for your Rainy Day reading pleasure...

since it's a rainy day here in NYC, we're passing along the tip that Miu von Furstenberg of A Socialite's Life is blogging this weekend! so much great stuff to read... is Shepard Smith gay? Avril Lavigne cleans up, buy Angelina Jolie's hairbrush, Fergie's facelifts and more!

the wonderful photo above of people waiting for a bus on Broadway is from A Test of Will, another nice site to visit on a rainy day.

link love
some extra yummy links because you've been very good this week....

- The 1st photos of Britney's Spears baby! he's so cute y'all!
- Halle Berry: A Foot Worshipper’s Dream
- Your Reason to Watch Smallville
- Angelina Jolie is unrated
- Mel Gibson is one creepy creep
- Mary-Kate Olsen: From Hobo To Homeless
- Dude looks eliminated
- Music video inspired by PostSecret blog!
- Lohan dyed her hair and ate a cheeseburger
- SNL: Alive and Kicking or Dead?
- Wynonna Judd is broke as a joke!
- Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang, Bai Ling
- Dame Edna on Paris and Tom Cruise - hilarious!
- Mattel gives Ken a makeover, makin' him hip with the kidz
- Howard Stern gets his "Playboy Mansion"
- The camera worships Keira Knightley
- Ashley Simpson's a freaky long tongue!
- Tara Reid is giving up alcohol
- Paris loves Sizemore
- Pot makes your smart!
- Stone Hater
- Punitentiary
- Paris Hilton naked! (nsfw)
- Katie Holmes naked! (nsfw)
- Jennifer Garner almost naked (nsfw)

Madonna's late show
if you LOVE Madonna AND missed her on Letterman last night... then Malcontent is your man today! he's captured all 12 minutes of her FABULOUS appearance and at a bit rate that comes in crystal clear with no blips - PriMa-donna: Her Madgesty on a High Horse (vid link at bottom)

Madonna and David Letterman ride horses on NYC's West 53rd St. (Madonna's first visit to the Late Show since Nov 2003. photo: CBS)

Has Daryl Hannah had face work?
we love Daryl Hannah, she's smart, funny and talented, and has looked fabulous for decades. some lines were showing in the Kill Bill films a couple years ago, but these recent photos seem to have turned back time! both shots on the left are from November 2004, shots to the right are October 2005...

could be botox. but in addition to the obvious reduction in wrinkles, the shape of her face and nose look different. update: GammaBlaBlog adds this funny comment... "How can she act without facial muscles." and a killer image from BWE.
(photo credit: GettyImages.com)

every dog has his DeLay
from the SmokingGun yesterday... "the Tom DeLay mug shot snapped this afternoon when the deposed House majority leader appeared at a Harris County, Texas sheriff's office to be booked on conspiracy and money laundering charges." (thanks Tiger Lily)

YOU GOT A PURTY MOUTH, BOY

Haute Tension dissection
fourfour has posted a brilliant review of the cult horror film Haute Tension - "a French import that's so severely flawed that to love it is to revel in its idiocy." including fantastic screen captures that deliver chilling "side-by-side comparisons of Haute Tension elements and their reference points". this review is a fucking masterpeiece that catures the heart of the film and will give any horror lover goose bumps!

(image credit: fourfour)

good god that's great gossip
we're offline today so check these sites to get your gossip fix...
A Socialite's Life
Hollywood Tuna
I Don't Like You In That Way
Egotastic
Perez Hilton
Just Jared
Best Week Ever
Junk-Feud
Gawker
Defamer
D-Listed

Victoria Beckham's teeth to fall out!
the British tabloids are so deliciously evil! they'll do anything to stir up Victoria and David Beckham! at the same time the Beckhams are suing the News of the World for telling tales about their marraige; The Sun is reporting that Victoria Beckham "could be at risk of losing" all her teeth due to over whitening! hahahaha!

Daily Art
Streetsy keeps blowing our mind with their daily photos of street art around NY (and the world.)

(photo credit: Streetsy)

crème de la crème
Hollywood crème straight off the top

- Paris is on fire!
- The Federlines resume life
- Who’s mug is uglier? Tyson or Fergie
- Pete Doherty poster child for the evils of drugs
- Sitcom on Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore's freaky-gross marriage
- Tara Reid: not accusing her of being high, but she's probably high
- Paris Hiton on MK Olsen: "She's just a jealous, ugly, anorexic idiot!"
- Kirsten Dunst is sparking rumors that she's an alcoholic
- Kate Bosworth: Skinny chicks who have terrible bodies
- Americans Love Celebrity Ex-Con Martha Stewart
- Mariah Carey looking dirty hot on stage
- Where Ellen and Portia will be doing it
- Crunktastical on BET's 25 Shades of Fine
- Ashlee Simpson Lays Down Hygiene Laws
- Hilarious Daily Show reports on The Bird Flu
- Paris Didn’t Sleep with Someone
- The Lost Drinking Game
- Heidi Klum's New Baby
- ScienTOMogy scandal

Rose McGowan handcuffed!
Perez Hilton is in Hollywood and scooping some big stories! hot off the press... "Rose McGowan was arrested at the T-Mobile party at the Vanguard in Hollywood!!! Tuesday night. Can we say without getting sued?? Details to come." check the site for clues in the image! a fantastic scoop.

and more from Perez... superstar songwriter Diane Warren is writing songs for popDiva Cher's next album! (so much for retirement, and awesome news!) Update: a photo emerges!

Update 2: the final story is that Rose was handcuffed and escorted from a club because of "something she was doing with her keys" (hmmm), but not arrested.

land of the giant food
we're not sure what this site is about, but we love minature stuff and food, so we loved it - Minimiam! (click the dot in the lower right corner, there are 5 sections under gallerie, each with a series of images)

link via the very cool site Meet Me in Ataxia, Baby!

Kimora's got a big ol' neck
oh yeah. hey Kimora that's one phat neck you've got there! (guess you need it to balance out your blown up head.)

- Kimora believes strongly in the brands that bear her name
- Kimora Lee Simmons killed her own show
- Kimora has some very interesting things to say, nearly always about herself

Costume ideas from the stars
just in time for Halloween, costume ideas with a twist from your favorite celebrities!... Janet Jackson's deluded opera singer, Sharon Stone's urban witch, Ashley Simpson's upscale hooker and Helena Bonham Carter's bag lady!

(photo via people.aol.com)

erotic art of India
(links nsfw...) everyone knows of the Kamasutra, but did you know there's tons of straight up kinky images in ancient Indian art?! Art of Legend India has many galleries filled with some funny and mind-bending stuff... orgy images, straight, lesbian, gay sex, and more.

there's a seperate International section, that also has various categories. with wild images like this Turkish art that seems to feature bald men with glasses?! and this Japanese drawing called Sex is just like an Octopus. but the art from India is the kinkiest and the best. more from Kamat.com... "ancient Hindus gave sex its due importance in the scheme of things"

Link via Scanner by Ada Calhoun

who: what
click for the when and where...
- Bai Ling: is a furry mess
- Mariah Carey: drags around her Versace bag
- Uma Thurman and Luke Wilson: filiming in TriBeCa, NY
- Madonna: believes "the beast is the modern world that we live in!"
- Rachel Bilson: into skinny geeks who like indie rock and Star Wars
- David and Victoria Beckham: faking wedded bliss!
- Lindsay Lohan: busted headlight For Sale
- MTV’s Miss Seventeen: Your New Religion
- Kirsten Dunst: Is Pushy (and smelly)

very very scary

today's scary links, hosted by ~evil Winston~ (who's really not evil at all, but check out fourfour's scary new masthead!)

- Halloween Themed Art Show
- Sounds to Make You Shiver
- Vintage Halloween Icons

links above via BoingBoing! (photo credit: fourfour) ...now if you're ready to see something really evil - CLICK HERE (boo!)

the sad decline of celebrity
"Joe Piscapo singing "NewYork, NewYork" Draw your own conclusions." (this post is 100% ganked from the awesome DrewBic on Flickr)

(photo credit: DrewBic)

say what you will about Cameron Diaz
that girl's got body. not sure how old these are... but here's some SLAMMING pics of Cameron topless and with her butt hanging out (thanks Lindsay!)

bonus links: Paris Hilton nipple slip 1 and 2! (nsfw)

Hooray for Hollywood
the latest star magic...
- Britney Spears leaves baby in search of food
- What's next for Paris Hilton? A smelly ferret of course!
- Keira Knightley can't save the crappy Domino
- Madonna is determined to raise her children as freaks
- Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston, get it ON
- Ashton Kutcher gets blog punk'd, serves em right

Monday is Funday y'all!
since Monday's generally suck, here's some FANFUCKINGTABULOUS links that'll knock the blues right out of you...

this has been a round a while but we just caught it for the first time on GorillaMask, and no shit, laughed everytime we thought about it this weekend!... Punchie humping Pikachu (hysterical video of an adorable dog that loves his Pikachu long time) and this short vid of a kitten trying to take on a big cat with his magical moves is so awesome!

more cute and funny animal stuff from ThisWebsiteRules, a video of a kitten giving a dog a crazy ass massage!

yo, it's not pot that makes you stupid, you started that way! these guys give pot smoking a bad name. like Fuglord sayz "Idiots. Just...idiots."

another killer from Fugly, if you think you'd rather be out cruisin the open road right now... this CRAZY video of crashes will cure that.

and this picture from aBum made our Monday so happy it brought a little tear to our eye... 2 hot girls making out on top of some kegs (nsfw)

emphasis on the ass
You're an embarrassment - via Attu the great

kermit takes nyc
kinda like that garden gnome people take around and photograph on vacation, snaps of Kermit in New York City (via College Humor)

MC Hammer scores
how does Gorilla Mask find this stuff?!... "MC Hammer scores temporary shelter and a hot meal at Google headquarters." photos here!

Budcat
Buddy stopped by to check out the leopard street art we spotted recently...

Paris Hilton instigates fight outside LA club!
crazy shots from a fight that broke out last night between a paparazzo and security dude as Paris Hilton and Bijou Philips left the club Mood in Hollywood...

(via JJB)

celebrity magic!

- Kate Hudson & Hollywood's newest trend: The “Pouch”
- Sienna Miller is a stalker!
- Elisha Cuthbert Has a Fine Hat
- Download Madonna's new single, Hung Up!
- Paris Hilton tries to make up with Nicole Richie, ha!
- All this time I just thought she was a mediocre white chick
- Alicia Douvall is whack like crack
- Melissa Etheridge Promotes Pot!
- Kimberly Stewart is Cousin It
- Ricky Martin acts like a toddler
- Who will be the next captain underpants?
- Kate Moss tweaks her own nipples
- Natalie Portman Naughty on TV
- Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey in Italy
- Wait, Boy George Is Gay?

Hot damn this show is lezzie!
"Of course, the involvement of Janice "All Supermodels Are Lesbians" Dickinson did not help matters." goes without saying that this is the best fourfour coverage of America's Next Top Model yet... Plus none

(images via fourfour)

Finnegan and the puppies
Susan sent us a link to one of the loveliest stories we've read in a while... a woman asked to care for a newborn squirrel (named Finnegan) finds herself with an unlikely nurse's aide: her Papillon (and puppies.) read the whole story here and be sure to check the slideshow packed with adorable, heartwarming photos!

(photo credit: Dean Rutz / The Seattle Times)

What happened to Donnie Wahlberg?
oh Donnie, you used to be the hot one.

shake it, don’t break it
took your mama 9 months to make it. step back y'all, Beyoncé coming through...

Beyoncé, you make the rockin' world go round. do not miss HollyRude's fabulous collection of Beyoncé photos!. and more juicy celebrity butt here!

Survivor goes to Toyland
even if you're not a Survivor fan you're gonna love this hilarious season acted out by the hottest dolls in: Survivor Toyland (via the kickass All Things Christie!)

more Toy fun: Jesus & HeMan roll a joint

(photo credit: Survivor Toyland/ Copyright © Buchanan 2005)

star f'ing
fast and hard...
- Christina Aguilera Whores Out
- Bizarre Love Triangulo: Jude, Sienna & Salma
- Paris Hilton’s life unravels
- Kristie Alley is dating Al Pacino!
- Don't touch the Spederlines! stupid could be contagious
- Jessica Alba Takes on the World's Sexiest
- MTV spreads its legs for Madonna
- Is Lisa from ANTM - Fergie, Klingon or Ferengi?
- Paris seems to have Eyelid Ptosis
- My name is Yoko Ono and I'm loco!
- Fox Makes Up Tidy Excuse For Cancelling “The Simple Life”
- Cynthia Nixon, this is a new gig for her
- Hot and Bothered Bloggers
- Drew Barrymore molests Stewie

Billy Jo does glam
Billy Jo Armstrong looked particularly gorgeous when Green Day performed live for AOL Music at the Wiltern Theater in L.A. this week...

high as a cat
Rudy is our kinda cat!

lots more great shots of Rudy getting high on fourfour. and Winston demands equal time!

sounds dark, and funny
we're starting to get ready for Halloween and will be running some scary links through the end of the month. and our first link, found on the scarily awesome GorillaMask, is to a fantastic Army of Darkness Soundboard from DailyHaHa! featuring Bruce Campbell sound bites from Army of Darkness, Xena, and other stuff. Bruce is the man!

Joan Rivers Wildenstein
Joan Rivers has crossed over and officially become unrecognizable as Joan Rivers. there just so much plastic surgery a face can take! ask Jocelyn.

Plastic Surgery Portal

the whack pack
- Victoria Beckham Putting On The Whack
- Vivica A. Fox is Whack Scary
- Cynthia Nixon's whacky girlfriend
- Someone needs to whack Lindsay
- Ashton Kutchner and Demi Moore's whack wedding photos
- Perez Hilton whacks it with Paris!
- Celebrity Whack Bank
- Jen whacks Ben
- Sharon Stone is a whacky Victoria Gotti!
- Juicy Star Whackadoodle

be a part of it

new york, new york...
- Autumn roundup: where to see the leaves peak
- Fantastic collection of photos from Open House NY
- Walking Brooklyn's 5th Avenue
- Who Wants to be a Brothel Owner?
- 'Slavery in New York' explores city's forgotten past
- A walk through Chinatown
- Boogie: Painful to Watch
- Times Square Web Cams
- WiFi and football
- A unique F-train ride
- Photo via: Push2Flush

Bush's place in history will be lower than poo

loved this post from our boy Spike at Bedazzled...

I'm not a religious guy, usually, but this stuff is