cheap celebrities suck

BitterWaitress has a fantastic board where people post their bad tip experiences called the Shitty Tipper Database!. we pulled out some of the celebrity highlights cuz we know that's the part you care about... (Celeb - total check/ tip, followed by servers comment)

Bill Cosby - $375.00 / $3.00
"Eat your puddin' phlism-phlasm, bism basm, poppin, baaaaaah"

Ricki Lake - $142.44 / $8.00
"Can you believe it , after the son ripped through the restaurant and scattered food everywhere. How rude, we tried to keep them happy at all times, feeding and kissing butt. And, that's the thanx we get. Offering a free desert too. Fame,who's the shame."

Bruce Willis - $450.00 / $30.00
"The whole party was really rude"

Rachel Ray - $10.00 / $1.05
"She is promoting a less than 20% tip on a show that millions of people watch. And she is a CHEF!! I can believe someone in the industry would ever tip less than 20%, which IS the norm these days. She's a straight beast.

Bobby Brown -$250.00 / $10.00
"I was the server of mister brown and well certanly was't a nice experince he was rude and want special items where was't in the menu and his kids so bad behive they dump the sugar out of the package on the table and all the adults did't pay any attencion"

Britney Spears
$523.20 / $26.00
Rude to me and my server assistant. She made me run my ass off.

Sean Penn - $450.00 / $0.00
"Sean Penn is in New Orleans filming & came into my restaurant with 3 other people. Waited on them hand and foot. The bill $450.00 - the tip: none. Cheapskate."

Maggie Gyllenhaal - $200.00 / $6.00
"Long story short, she got great service and the owner instructed my manager to comp her entire check, as he is a fan of hers. She thanked me profusely and acted all shocked when I told her that the bill was on the house. I almost fainted when I went out to the table after they'd gone to pick up my tip -- six bucks. "

Kirsten Dunst
$223.00 / $0.00
She smelled, badly. She wasn't even coherent. The guy she was with had to order for her. Bitches didn't leave a tip!

Bonus links: Gorilla Mask has a hilarious classic skit from the Dana Carvey show, Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert in... Waiters who are nauseated by food (here's another link from College Humor)

and confirmation that Britney Spears is indeed a shitty tipper... our exclusive first hand story - Britney Spears: cheap = creep