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They need our help

Just a reminder that we're matching whatever ForgottenNY raises this weekend in their Fundraisier for the Red Cross, with a donation to the Humane Society of South Mississippi. Please join us in making this a weekend of donations! and thanks to readers M and L for the pledges.

Eric's Dog Blog is an AMAZING site providing all detailed info and reports on what's going on. In the last 2 days some horrifying stories have come out. Check the site for more on what you can do to help.

$5000 reward offered for dog shooters
Amazing tales of survival
Update and Responses

Update: there are some truly amazing and caring people out there. this wonderful note from Nancy in Pensacola, FL made our day. for further inspiration... "I want to personally thank you for the heads up on the HSSM; I'm a yoga teacher down here and a dog lover and my class has raised over $4,300 for the Humane Society."

frag it

at first look we were like "what the?" when Joshua emailed us info about the "Manhattan Reefs Fall Frag Swap". but we we like learning new stuff so we clicked the link and checked out what this frag stuff is all about... apparently there's a very large communitty of Aquarium owners in NYC and a Frag Swap is "an open community event where aquarists gather to exchange live coral, fish, equipment and information about the hobby." the Manhattan Reefs site has tons of beautiful photos showing the huge variety of specics and their vibrant colors. pretty cool stuff.

(photo credit: Nemo)

Send in the Power Rangers
something so good we got goosebumps... Kristxn on LiveJournal has put together a hysterical photo account of Bush and Cheney combating Hurricane Rita, don’t miss a single word or photo of this fantastic piece! (via BestWeekEver and GorillaMask)

"Mr. President. I'm afraid that Rita is more powerful than we thought."
"Send in the Power Rangers"

Finally, an accurate depiction of how Bush handled Hurricane Rita!

doing the math on Kimberley Stewart
ganked this from Knifefight in BK (cuz it's genius!)...

"horse plus celine dion multiplied by world's least convincing drag queen cubed plus car wreck divided by the plague minus underpants equals kimberly stewart."

check out her sweet math skills

tuna melt
there are a few sites that we can't wait to check daily, and Hollywood Tuna is one of them...

- I’m going out on a limb to say that Jessica Simpson’s days are numbered.
- How you go from being Miss Sweden to posing nude is beyond me?
- What the hell happened to Elizabeth Hurley?
- I always wondered what cops think when pulling over a celebrity.

Buddy takes a hike
when the city boy goes to the country he's like a different dog...

America's Next Top Blog
we're at a loss for words... fourfour's wrap of America's Top Model last night is off the fucking hook!!! packed with hilarious commentary and screen shots. can someone please name this phenomenon of blog reviews that are better than the actual shows themselves?!...

this week, in addition to the "America's Next Top Model Rolling Crying Count", 4-4 bring's you "The Twiggy Bug-O-Meter" and a fat side by side comparrison of the girls' before and after shots! - don't miss Ebony eyes, dies, cries

Lego Stoners
once again, mining the Flickr tags pays off... Lego Stoners!

Jesus & HeMan roll a joint

work your body
fourfour hit Cielo Club this week... "a New York spot with a real, live dance floor and a real great sound system", and returns with a review of the DJ's and a stack of colorful and steamy photos...

more on Cielo Club NYC... "From its state-of-the-art space in Downtown's ultra-chic Meat Packing District, Cielo provides a music program specializing in deeply soulful house music as well as various genres of electronic music."

Carmen Chameleon
Carmen Electra never looks the same twice (which is kinda cool.) we wondered how many looks she could cover in one month, and stopped counting at 9...

Christianity and Mimes unite to become scarier
on AllThingsChristie, we discovered - The world of "Christian Mime Ministry... "sermon illustrations that bring scripture passages and contemporary parables to life through the ministry of pantomime." bible stories are pretty scary, and Mimes, well they're worse than clowns, so it freaked us out to learn about this. and it's bigger than we imagined. just check out this google search... Christian Mime Ministry is the rage!

when dad came to pick her up...

another great find from the fabulous AttuSeesAll

star goo
star goo got stuck to our shoe, scraping it off...

- Tara Reid Forgets Her Bra
- Christina Aguilera Bachelorette Party
- I don’t know who Kate Beckinsale is
- When movie posters support salacious gossip
- Donald Trump knocks up Melania
- Kirsten Dunst is unbelievably stupid
- Gothamist interviews Ashley Simpson
- Britney And Sean Preston Spears In Malibu
- Hilary Duff and the Belt Posse
- Courtney Love: Inside The Crazy
- Ashton + Demi = The Apocalypse

get your motor running
Brad and Ang were born to be wild (from A Socialite's Life)...

risk taking celebrities go joy riding

mini-cute
since we love anything that's mini & cute, and since we're a bit slow in getting new Buddy pictures up... we snagged this adorable shot from Dave's Daily - Sound Asleep...

this little guy practically fits on top of a cell phone!

marked
with Kate Moss's recent bad turnings (coke scandal, dropped by Chanel) we remembered a photo we took last April and thought it was a funny omen of things to come...

construction stalking
every once in a while the gods of construction open a panel in the walls of a covered site and let us play with the Tonka trucks in our head...

these shots are from the construction of the new Bank of America headquarters on 42nd St between 6th Ave and Broadway. we've been documenting the development...
grand facade
hidden history
demo-licious

end the war
GammaBlaBlog hit the Peace March and Ralley in Washington DC this weekend and brought back a ton of stricking and moving images.

pussy plea bargains
following-up on the stories from a couple months ago, just-in: Vincent Pastore has agreed to plead guilty to a charge that he attempted to assault his girlfriend Lisa Regina.

big coward, big loser, big liar

recipe for a homestead
- Land with breathtaking views of the Catskills - $5000 an acre
- 1955 Spartan mobile home to hang your hat in - $8000
- Giant fire pit built with rocks from your property - Free
- Getting out of the City on the weekends - Priceless!

Hot trend: The Leak
ok we take it back, Hollywood's hottest trend isn't implants, it's The Leak! started by Fergie, copied by Jenny McCarthy, and now it's hitting middle America! it's the in thing.

UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan seen sporting The Leak!!!

UPDATE PT 2: "The Leak" has been spotted on PARIS HILTON!! this trend is officially OVER!

(images via: Gabsmash, TheDList and AttuSeesAll)

Implants R US
implants: Hollywood's hottest accessory!

Paula Abdul’s New Breasts
Christina Aguilera's implants
Anna Nicole explains her multiple surgeries
Tara Reid admits her breasts are fake

Update: maybe the upturn in breasts is pushing out the anorexia thing?... cuz Lindsay Lohan wants her boobs back!

(images via HollywoodTuna and FourFour)

ny sunset
sunset on hudson as we headed down the west side highway earlier this week

viral goodwill
Kevin who runs ForgottenNY is holding a Katrina Refief Tour next Saturday, Oct 2, and is donating all proceeds to the Red Cross. PLUS he's matching everything he raises with a donation out of his own pocket. it's such a moving and inspiring gesture that we'd like to join him. so CityRag will be matching whatever Kevin raises with a donation to the Humane Society of South Mississippi.

we'd like to encourage bloggers and readers out there to join us! if Kevin's fundraising tour inspires you to give (or give a little more) - make a pledge to donate a set amount or match whatever he raises with a donation to your favorite Katrina charity! (and if you like, send CityRag an email at tcbinnyc@hotmail.com and we'll post your pledge and link your site next Friday.)

please pass the word around! we're hoping this inspires some viral goodwill and encourages those who haven’t donated yet to jump in and those who already have to maybe give a little more!

more inspiration - one of the most compassion site and stories we've seen, this guy is doing amazing work both in rescuing animals and reporting what's going on and what is needed... Eric's Dog Blog
"This blog provides vivid descriptions directly from the operations of various rescue groups in New Orleans, LA and surrounding areas. We are working around the clock to save 50,000 to 100,000 pets that are in this disaster zone. Time is running out! But we are still pulling 1000s of animals out every day - animals that have been on their own for 20 days! Please help! Click on the links lower right! Read on!"

How One Small Group is Saving Animals by the Thousands
Come Here! Anybody can make a difference
People Needed!
Why This Blog?
Humane Society of South Mississippi

we love drunk girls
remember that one girl who partied everyone under the table and kept you in hysterics all night... meet Vicki! she and her friends hit Ibiza and recorded their drunkgirl antics on a site packed with insanely funny notes and photos. a fabulous find from our DrunkenStepfather. here's a few random quotes & shots...

"We all got very, very drunk that first night. Vikki, Alison and I met these two blokes called Steve and Elvis, and ended up chatting to them for the rest of the night. The last thing Vikki remembers if falling through our room's door, and the last thing I remember was being held out the window while I was being sick, as Steve held my hair back."

"Vikki got very drunk in the afternoon, and insisted that she have a shower, even though we wern't going out for another 10 hours. So we gave her a shower, fully clothed. She passed out."

we wanna party with Vicki!...
"Vikki getting drunk on a whole bottle of peach schnapps. This is what happens to you if you drink a whole bottle of peach schnapps in 20 minutes... insanity, giggle fits, loss of hearing, then unconsiousness."

more fun here... We *Heart* Drunk Girls - pt. 1!

strike 4
Getty Images misidentifies another black actor! (this makes 4.) Yak posted this one on an AOL message board... the handsome Idris Elba from HBO's The Wire on the left, on the right an actor incorrectly identified as him...

(thanks Yak!)

Buddy loves his baby
we're pretty sure Buddy never had a toy. when we first got him from the shelter and bought him one, he had no interest and took any of our efforts as a threat. after about a year of gentle trying he started to get the hang of tug of war. now he loves playing and will pick his baby up and bring it over to offer you a game...

Celebritatta
a quick omelet of the latest star produce...
- Jodie Foster cleans up well... albeit, slightly awkward in the dress
- The only compliment I can give Nicole is her nose job
- If you missed Jon Stewart at the Emmy's, click here
- Hot couple watch - Jeremy Piven and Eva Longoria
- Shannon Elizabeth can make a grown man cry
- The sudden worldwide interest in Kate Moss
- Lizzie Grubman's nasty shaved cooch
- The many faces of Sienna Miller

and don’t miss one of the best things we found all week:
Celine Dion on Larry King: The Soundboard

The crying bitches of America's Next Top Model
fourfour has EXCELLENT coverage of the two-hour ANTM Cycle 5 premiere, including the start of running feature called: America's Next Top Model Rolling Crying Count! - "I've devised another way to cover the show... Since Tyra's (fierce!) emotional manipulation and editing suggests that a model must be ready to blubber at a moment's notice, I'll be documenting the tear-shed every step of the way." with tons of hysterical screen captures...

"Welcome to the official start of fourfour's ANTM coverage." it's going to be a fabulous ride!

happy passers
hey thanks man

Yo, Hemphead!
Hold that hit
Bong Vodka!
more weed humor

Wrong!
yet another African-American actor incorrectly identified on Getty Images. this time it's ER hottie Mekhi Phifer. on the left is Mekhi, on the right is a recent photo on Getty Images noted as him. so obviously NOT the same person! the 3rd photo we've caught.

Not My Bow Wow
Dissin' Nipsey

March for Peace
this weekend United for Peace and Justice will hold a Massive March, Rally & Festival in Washington to demand our goverment: END THE WAR ON IRAQ...

"It's time to hold all pro-war politicians accountable for the deaths, the destruction, the lies, and the toll on our communities! Join United for Peace and Justice in Washington, D.C. for three massive days of action against the war: a major march, rally, and festival on Saturday, September 24; an interfaith religious service and day of grassroots trainings on Sunday, September 25; and a large-scale grassroots lobbying day and mass nonviolent direct action and civil disobedience on Monday, September 26."

United for Peace has organized several buses going down to DC for the march early Saturday morning, details can be found here - Bus Tickets for DC Antiwar Mobilization from NYC Please join the march and let Washington know we want an end to this war!

Update: don't miss DISSENT IS ON THE MARCH an excellent and informative post.

street meat
we've been a fan of Jake Dobkin's amazing collection of street art and graffiti photos for a while, appearing in both his Flickr street art site and on his mesmerizing photo site BlueJake! and now he's launched the excellent Streetsy - "a daily street art site. Our goal is to create the largest curated street art site on the web. Each day, I post 7-10 pictures of street art." it's becoming a daily stop for us more here.

you can view the site by: cities, recent tags and frequent tags - like these... Swoon, Haculla, DarkCloud

get happy
we wanted to give another shout out to Happy Happy Happy, a great bakery in the LES that creates wonderful treats that are wheat and gluton free (and vegan.) everything is delicious and has a great homemade taste. we're a sucker for their beautiful and perfectly sour lemon tarts, crisp vanilla bean cookies and traditional french madelines. please support Happy Happy Happy and other small businesses and storefronts in the NYC!

And HappyHappyHappy now has mail-order so you can have their goods delivered anywhere in the US!

the little island that could
floating around NYC this week is a tiny island that thinks it's a major art exhibit...

info and cool photos of Robert Smithson's Floating Island:
- Island Fever
- A snug little island
- New Island Approaches
- Floating Island Charts Course
- It's Not Easy Making Art That Floats
- Photos with "floating island" tag on Flickr

(photo credit: BrianSholis)

bubble popper
via Defamer, apparently Blues Traveler singer John Popper bragging about hanging out at the LA's ultra hot Roosevelt Hotel and killing it's buzz!

your eyes do not decieve you
ganked these from Crunktastical, but you gotta go to their site for the hilarious commentary...

got heart?
our readers always get the last word on Buddy... a lovely note from SL on our last photo of leaf boy... "maybe sometimes his head looks no bigger than a leaf but his heart is always huge"

star magic
just got back from kidnapping a bride-to-be and partying our ass off for 2 days on the beach with 10 women. no idea what's going on in the world. but these sites have everything you need to keep up with the latest star magic...

- First Federline family portrait
- H&M cancels Kate Moss ad campaign
- Jennifer Aniston is ready to get laid
- Who knew Fabio wore women’s clothing?
- A fierce week to be a fan of America's Next Top Model
- Keira Knightley Nipple Slip Picture in Esquire
- Teri Snatcher is a rude bitch!
- Lindsay Lohan’s New Best Friend
- Jessica Alba: physically incapable of staying out of a bikini
- Christian Slater’s GropeGate Comes to Anti-Climactic Close
- Survivor, Episode 1: All You Need To Know
- Celebrities care about the world
- Mariah Carey Drinking Like A Fish
- Jada Pinkett is hardcore!
- Hiltons have nothing
- Defamer’s Emmy Moments

42nd street flashback
photo from last week, reminds us of 42nd St. 20 years ago...

Celebrity-Way Calling

from Junk Feud, seriously one of the funniest posts we've ever read... clicking this link is like opening presents... Celebrity-Way Calling - "One of the many perks of being a celebrity is access to Celebrity-Way Calling, which is a lot like 3-Way Calling, except instead of 3 people being able to talk at the same time, it’s a bunch of celebrities that get to talk at the same time. All a celebrity has to do is flip open their phone, and they’re in the middle of a celebrity conversation. Here’s a recent Celebrity-Way call…" (hysterical - this post has over 200 comments!)

couch surfing nyc

via BestWeekEver and Screenhead... some guys carry an old couch around NYC and take photos, lots of cool shots, funny stuff...

"Two guys and a couch see a little bit of the city; 35-freak laden NYC blocks, in fact. Check out this photo journal in which porn, pizza, fat guys in Hummers, and an accordion slinger all glide past as a humble bit of furniture has a night on the town. Includes some great pictures, a few short videos, and for some reason a person freely choosing to eat at a Domino’s Pizza in New York City."

Paul Wall: Uglyhot
FourFour wants to "work on Paul Wall's grill"... "he's like a pug or a Persian -- his ugliness is so immense that it wraps right around to cuteness... Fall under his spell." more of the Uglyhot PW here

thousands of animals remain unrescued

there are still thousands of animals that remain unrescued in the areas torn by Kartina. The North Shore Animal League is doing a tremendous job helping. they have a page where they're blogging daily their heartbreaking stories of anilmal rescue.

Donate to the North Shore Animal League

Pat O'Brien, still freaky
um, yeah, we stumbled on Pat OBrien's column on InsideOnline called "Patitude" (eww), and he's almost as poetic in his writing as his infamous phone messages. some randomly pulled quotes from Pat's - "Getting Down with Diddy"...

"a weekend of craziness, tenderness, rock 'n' roll ... and water. Yes, water...

his wet entrance, to the wet bar in his lavish dressing room, was attended to by Diddy himself. He's the kind of control freak you don't mind...

we hung out with QUINCY JONES, JAMIE FOXX, Diddy's mom (who looks great) and a bunch of scantily clad dancers dancing...

It was so hot and humid. Everybody was soaking wet...

The party scene is nuts in South Beach. Take that and multiply it times a hundred...

Fergie and I had a lot to talk about ... but maybe next time. We fell asleep in Miami and woke up in New York."

tiny Bud
sometimes his head looks no bigger than a leaf...

up on the roof
Attu has a couple new funny sets of people getting caught having sex in public... check out Now What? and On Hot Tin Roof (NSFW)

and some classics...
Caught in the Wild
Caught Having Sex in Cars

fair trade
NY State has some great fairs! our girl Gigi sent us these wondeful photos of the Columbia County Fair earlier this month...

photos from last year:
Demo Derby Decadence
Fair Fight

same spot, new graf
a new HOST tag on Allen below Stanton. here's the same spot & shot in February

celebrity shockers!
- Liv Tyler Crushes Her Bike!
- Jessica Alba gets some action!
- Sarah Michelle Gellar: Porn Star!
- Lindsay Lohan Nipple Slip!
- Brad Pitt is gonna get naked!
- Petition to boycott Jennifer Love Hewitt!
- Nicole Richie kills 12yo boy, replaces his head with hers!
- Being a celebrity today is equal to being an escort!
- Angelina Jolie Gets Her Drink On!
- Kelly Thinks Reality is a Bitch!
- When all else fails - Eva Mendes!
- Kate Moss in Cocaine Non-Shocker!
- Guy Ritchie Quits Kaballah!
- Bush asks for potty break!
- Martha Learns to Rap!

99 problems but a blowjob ain't one
Crunk and Disorderly has some hot shots of Beyonce and Jay-Z doing somethin' by the pool - She Lives In My Lap

and here's an interesting call... Jay-Z is Yoko

(thanks Nikki for the headline)

phallic-persuasion
snapped this shot of American Apparel's porny billboard on Houston and Allen St. cuz of it's blatant "your dick here" phallic-persuasion advertising.

and on Gawker today... "Because Sometimes Metaphorical Blowjobs Aren’t Enough".

as gay as a shriek
check out this killer post from FourFour as he takes issue with Hellbent's claims of being "The first ever GAY Slasher film!"... "I'm not even close to being the first one to point this out, but it seems that some could use reminding -- the following film is as gay as a shriek and is 20 years Hellbent's senior... A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge chronicles the internal conflict of the rather fruity high-school student Jesse." with tons of screen caps breaking down every homo-erotic moment!

"Jesse's cartoonishly butch gym teacher constantly rides his ass (figuratively?)."

bad and black, emphasis on bad
as BestWeekEver puts it... "So frightening. So ridiculous. so completely unnecessary"... it's the TOP 10 MOST RIDICULOUS BLACK METAL PICS OF ALL TIME - Part 1 and Part 2

(images via RuthlessReviews)

why don’t they make botox for necks?
a question that's been bugging us... can't they shoot botox in your neck? why do all these over-botox'd celebrities like Pricilla Presley, Janice Dickinson and Cher have old saggy necks below their freshly smoothed faces?!

Yeeeaaah!... FourFour the fucking king of screen captures whips this one out for us...

Update: big thanks to reader Lola who sent us this hot info!...
"They do make botox for necks... Only a few doctors are proficient. Dr. Fred Brandt (Madonna's fave) is the pioneer. Maybe Priscilla needs a referral. Rumor was that Cher used to go to Fred, but they had "creative differences" and they parted ways. (She wanted too much done). Supposedly, Madonna would (still does?) have him fly
to her with his lasers. (and a shout out to Dr. Brett K. who's training in cosmetic surgery and emailed us some insight!)

snuggle Bud
Buddy, crushed up against our leg while we're posting...

model, schmodel
we never knew Tyra Banks was so dam entertaining until FourFour's amazing run down of her new show... (and wow, turns out we have the stomach of a super model)

Katrina: hope and inspiration
a reader sent us this note on a wonderful Katrina relief effort she has been part of called AnnapolisCares. we thought it was a deeply inspiring story and wanted to share their message of hope and caring with everyone (photos are from the Astrodome)....

"Annapolis Cares, a foundation set up solely to help victims of Katrina. To date, we've delivered several truckloads of donated items to Houston, TX and Gulfport, MS, as well as the DC Armory in Washington, DC. We are continuing to collect items and financial donations with the intention of the rest of the collections going to areas outside of Texas. A small group of us traveled to Houston this weekend (on our own respective dimes) to deliver a truckload of goods. Here are some pics and a link to our simple site soliciting volunteers and needed items. Many thanks!"

Please donate to AnnapolisCares!

ummm, beer gardens

Newyorkology has a great post on one of our favorite spots - The Bohemian Hall & Beer Garden in Astoria, Queens.

"Not only can you get $12 pitchers of great Czech beer such as Pilsner Urquell, Staropramen and Krusovice, but they also make plenty of alcohol-absorbing house specialities such as goulash, barbecued kielbasas and savory crepes. But the pros know to order the fried cheese, with the slice of ham in the middle." lots more info on what to get and when to go!

and if you don't feel like truckin' out to Queens... The Loreley in the Lower East Side is pretty great!

(Photo credits: Emmanuelle Richard, (bottom,) and Jim Lowney, (top.)

the name game
killer gossip links y'all!...
- Shave Alyssa Milano
- Lil’ Kim’s 25th Hour
- Damn the Torpedoes
- Kevin Federline’s Cock Size
- New Yorkers love David Arquette
- Wet And Wild With Michael Jackson
- Pamela Anderson in Stuff Magazine, wow!
- Beckhams Voted Most Pointless Celebrities
- Charlotte Church Really Wants You To Look At Her Bum
- Photoshop this picture of Sean Penn "helping" in New Orleans
- Angelina Jolie Teaches Her Baby About Positive Body Image
- Charlize Theron Walks The Dog, In Her Bikini
- Make Up Artists: Every Girl Should Own One
- Adriana Lima's handlers grease her down
- Ashlee Simpson Still Continues To Suck
- Leslie and the Lys: "Gold Pants Live"
- Heidi Klum gives birth to baby Seal
- Insect Richie & Mischa Barton
- Lindsay Lohan Eats a Cookie
- Avril Acting Like A Lady
- NYC Women Do It More
- I Touch Myself

the #1 thing learned at College
is... how to act like a drunken fool!! from SmitHappens, a hilarious set of photos that put toga parties to shame, it's the Edward 40 Hands Party!

(photos via SmitHappens)

micro compact home
this is too cool... Instant Housing: Micro Compact Home - "The micro compact home [m-ch] is a lightweight, modular and mobile minimal dwelling for one or two people. Its compact dimensions of 2.6m cube adapt it to a variety of sites and circumstances, and its functioning spaces of sleeping, working - dining, cooking, and hygiene make it suitable for everyday use." (via Curbed)

Bush can blow me
we didn't have a minute to spare and he took his time.

How Bush Blew It
Idiotic quotes from our leaders during Katrina

good stuff from BoingBoing:
Headline roundup, DeLay pulls a Barbara Bush
Red Cross needs network security tech volunteers
Bloggers Joel and Jake visit NOLA for geek aid

4-star charities for Katrina relief

Update: Hot off the press from GorillaMask - this is fucking awesome... Gorilla Matchup: Kanye vs. Dubya

chair thief
watch out Buddy's coming to town and he's looking to steal your chair. don't even think about trying to hold it with a book...

The birth of Frodo
as people continue to ponder Elijah Wood's sexuality, we'd like to offer proof that gay or straight, the man loves to stick his head in some pussy...

Gore B took this fabulous shot of Elijah Wood at the Art Parade in Soho this past weekend. Gore B's an awesome street artist more shots here and a ton here. (via the GammaGod)

PaperMag's Art Parade looks like it was a success and a bunch of fun. Lots of great photos here.

and a Gawker Stalker spotted Elijah arriving in NYC

(photo credit: Gore B)

not my Bow Wow
it must be hard for GettyImages to keep up with naming the hundreds of celebrity photos they post daily, but this obviously wrongful identification of some dude as Bow Wow is pretty ridiculous... "Rapper Bow Wow and socialite Paris Hilton attend the Tommy Hilfiger Spring 2006 fashion show during Olympus Fashion Week"

um yeah, multi-millionaire Bow Wow carries a disposable camera

related stuff...
- Dissin' Nipsey: Getty identifies Nipsey Russel as Ben Vereen
- People with Paris Hilton at a fashion show: some "real" celebs

from the street
great photos of new graf and street art from GammaBlaBlog...

- The Candle Building in Soho (above)
- Os Gemeos in Williamsburg
- Storker in the Lower East Side
- DeLaVega in the East Village

d-listed
D-Listed, one of the funniest gossip blogs around, makes Monday "funday"...
- A Drunk Ass Jessica Simpson
- MK Olsen will kill that slut
- WTF happened to Posh Spice!
- He's almost worse than the cat lady
- Damn! That's Toni Braxton!
- Just remove your arms, we've seen your tits already
- I love me some Versace, y'all
- Hot Slut of the Day: Bobbi Kristina Brown

Winston has a secret button
our favorite cat Winston is now the star of his own freaky video...

we'll let the comments of his fans speak for themselves:
"Gottdamn! Winston for PRESIDENT! What can't that cat do? Sheesh, time to go home and chastise my cats for being so fuckin' plain"
"If I had Winston I would quit my job and stay home and laugh all day."
"Winston has a secret button! I'm laughing so hard at work my eyes are watering! That talking thing is hilarious!!"

more Winston here, and congrat to FourFour on the awesome site redesign

Opps I ate fried chicken again
from TeenToday... "Britney Spears has reportedly gained a massive 51lbs during her pregnancy." ...

sounds like Brit's loving her food freedom...

Britney's massive pregnancy weight gain: "Britney, 23, has become addicted to fried chicken and calorific milkshakes in the last stages of her pregnancy. The singer has reportedly been tucking into buckets of chicken."

Britney's Baby Nerves: "Brit's... into fried chicken from Koo Koo Roo, a fast-food outlet in LA. And she's been washing it all down with plenty of chilled Frappuccinos from Starbucks - staff at her local branch say she's a regular." (yeah, we knew that)

Britney Spears' pregnancy binge: "Britney, who due to give birth later this month, has gone from an estimated 119lbs to a massive 170lbs and her team are now worried she won't be able to get back into shape after the baby"

via the BabyCenter, the average weight gain during pregnancy is 28 to 40 pounds

and by-the-way, since some rumors are flying - Britney Spears has not given birth yet!
(photos via CelebWeb)

Ass flambé
We were hopin' the summer would turn up some new ass rocket photos, and yay, here's a great one...

More butt firework buffoonery...
Anal Fireworks
Bottle Rockets But No Bottle

Tara Reid likes her fireworks in a different orifice

And check out our first assworks extravaganza with lots of hilarious pics and link... Ass Rocketing Takes Off

kids are the new dogs
so did you check out JunkFeud? genius right? we died when we saw this post yesterday - Children, so hot right now...

"Hanging out with people your own age is sooooooooo last season or something. It’s like kids are the new dogs and stuff."

Star Kid Strut

Best Picture Ever
Via DailyKos...

- Playing Games With Disaster
- Lives were lost that did not need to be lost
- Katrina: Blog account from Oklahoma "FEMA Detainment Camp"
- Katrina: Jasmina Tesanovic's account, Austin Convention center
- How You Can Make an Immediate Difference in Louisiana
- Brilliant letter from Michael Moore to George W. Bush
- FEMA director Brown recalled to Washington!

Previously:
- Katrina help and hindrance
- Bush has truly failed America
- Katrina Update and Info
- Helping Animals Effected by Katrina
- Capturing Katrina

Update: If the last link we posted didn’t work for you, here's the awesome video of Dick Chaney being told to go fuck himself.

what would real boobs do?

Awful Plastic Surgery ponders the question... Do real boobs stay round, firm, and pointy when a woman lies on her back?...

- Jessica Alba may have had an 'enhancement'
- Busted: Marissa Miller

Bonus Links:
- Attu has HOT SHOTS to answer the question (NSFW).
- The jury's still out on what the jiggle reveals.
- Dam, now this is stuck in our head. Check out Gorilla Mask's AWESOME collection of photos of the newly single Gisele Bundchen! Our guess is they're real, and fabulous!

(photo credit: AwfulPlasticSurgery.com

Anna Wintour is a dork!
This just f*cking made our day!!! Anna Wintour - the fashion industry's ultimate icon and former Editor of Vogue - falling off her chair at the US Open...

She really is no better than the rest of us!

The US Open is a hot spot for stars, more sporty celebs in attendance: Alec Baldwin, David Dinkins, Jesse McCartney, Jim Carrey, John Mayer, Nicole Kidman, Randy Jackson, Regis Philbin, Rihanna, Rupert Murdoch, Sally Field

city shots
via the Dipmaster we found a very cool site called Extrawack! with some awesome candid NYC photos and posts...

"Grab a chair facing the sun next to a groovy sculpture in the garden at the Museum of Modern Art, slap some shades on, and hope the old guy in the beige jacket doesn't start yappin' about his grandkids."

"One reason why the Vice Store on Lafayette is awesome..."

(photos via Extrawack!)

tricky Mickey
Mickey Rourke took a swing at a fan who tried to photograph him this week (these shots were taken the same night.) no wonder he doesn't want any photos. that dude's got one messed up face. and what's up with his mustache not growing on one side of his lip!? maybe collagen destroys hair follicles.

Katrina help and hindrance

News and info on helping:
- Before and after aerial views of New Orleans
- Katrina news from around the web
- How To Help New Orleans
- Donating Clothes to Katrina victims
- Hurricane Hero

Bush's abominable response:
- The Cover-Up Begins
- Barbara Bush, insensitive, stupid or both?
- Were was Cheney?
- As South drowns, Rice soaks in N.Y.
- World stunned as US struggles with Katrina
- Bush's Staged New Orleans Photo Ops
- Incompetent

BREAKING: 'Go fuck yourself, Mr. Cheney'