craptastic ride

Howard Stern's limo is being sold on Ebay by his chauffer "Ronnie the Limo Driver" with a $125,000 reserve. the Ebay ad says... "The fully loaded 2004 Cadillac Escalade stretch limousine has been put up for auction because it’s time for Howard to move on to another vehicle."

we sensed this wasn't the whole story so we searched Howard Stern's site and found the real dirt on why the limo is being sold... excerps from arguments about the limo from the site...

Howard said he really doesn't like the limo Ronnie got him... he should have never trusted Ronnie's taste... Howard hates how big the car is and how high off the ground it is... the seat in the back he uses is so uncomfortable. He said it's small and it's like a hard bench seat which he keeps sliding off. He was trying to read the paper and eventually just sat on the floor of the car because it was more comfortable. He said the worst part about the car is getting in and getting out of it. Howard said he has to sit on his ass and scoot his way out, which is really annoying.

what a sweet ride! congratulations Ronnie, you're the Captain Craptastic of limo's!