Michael Douglas's bad plastic surgery etiquette
there's nothing wrong with a little nip and tuck, but these photos of Michael Douglas out at a restaurant after recent plastic surgery are SCARY! um Mike, can you like throw a bandage over those bleeding, oozing wounds before you go out on the town?... (actually, you should probably go home and call your doctor)

UPDATE:
- Freshly Pressed: Michael Douglas's before and after photos are in!
- Pinch Me - Victoria Gotti's bad nose job

(photo credit: The Sun)