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Bush still sucks
Bush's press confrence last night was so creepy we couldn't even muster the energy to comment on it. thank god our friend J reminded us of the excellent AngryBlackBitch website. we turned to her today and got our sanity back. the fabulous and clarifying commentary on Bush's Press Conference below is from the site...

General Understanding of Shit Post Press Conference
Scooter (we’re close like that) plans to reduce benefits and put all our eggs in the mental asylum known as the Stock Market. In response to concerns that the Stock Market is about as stable as my Mom whacked out on Xanax in 1985, Scooter pointed out that soon to retire folks can just move all that money into….Bonds. Yep, Bonds! Would those be War Bonds, Scooter…?

Scooter on the war… “All I know is that we’re winning!” Scooter proclaimed, as if saying it would make it so.

Scooter regarding the price of gas... “I have an energy plan!” He throws out, hoping that no one will actually read it.

Scooter on the use of faith to condemn anyone who disagrees with the RNC... “Faith is important to me.” Scooter stated with deep conviction. Honey, we know that; just look at all the votes that “faith” hustle rustled up for your ass!

(from angryblackbitch.blogspot.com)

Chitty Chitty in the city
walked by the opening of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang on 42nd St last night and snapped some photos to catch the "Broadway Opening" vibe... (the celebs were super nice and responded to our shouts)

Fred Armisen is fabulous. we yelled "hi Fred!" and he came running over like he was gonna kiss us. he's funny and cute. Tina Fey was also there, didn’t catch a pic, when we asked if what a boy or girl she said she didn’t know.

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Harvey Weinstein looks like he lost about 100 pounds. told him he was looking great and he said "thanks, I've been working hard!" and Eric Bogosian was all stylish.

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no idea who these people are but they capture the opening scene fun... (actually we thought the guy at the bottom was K-Fed for a minute but it turned out to be some junkie dude)

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the only bummer part were the horrible, nasty photographers that didn’t like us taking pics behind them and tried to harass the shit out of us. we told them to go fuck themselves and took our photos. they called the cops on us, cops told them to back off and let us stay :-)

smoked apple
is there anything hotter than a slamming chick smoking an apple bong?... (photos from excellent site of Mark the CobraSnake)

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and here's some fabulous shots of Charlize Theron apple-bonging!

more celeb smokin' in CityRag's round-up of Celebrities Smoking Weed

brooklyn kid
one last photo of those curls before our godson's first haircut...

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Stanton Sociability
catching the buzz around The Stanton Social opening, we stopped by this week with a couple friends to check it out – and wow, it's a great place! beautiful space, decorated with darks woods and golden lighting; very roomy and comfortable. there’s also a cool bar on the 3rd floor. and the food is inventive and delicious. over 50 items on the menu, everything is small plate and designed for sharing. at first the portions seemed small, but by the end of the meal we couldn’t finish dessert (at around $55 a person, including drinks tax and tip, for 3 hours of great dining it seemed like a bargain!)

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cocktails were tasty and refreshing (our one complaint of the night was that they were on the weak side), but they have some unusual “signature” combinations (and a good wine list.) a bowl of super thin, homemade potato chips flavored with rosemary are brought out while you browse the massive menu. service is good and our waitress was very helpful. the menu is huge but organized in a way that makes it easy to order. you can start with a few dishes and add as you go. (we ordered several dishes at the beginning and the kitchen did an excellent job of paring items and sending them out at just the right pace.) everything we tried was very good, some were amazing….

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- Kobe beef sliders, at $6 each and about 3-4 bites, are probably the most expensive burger we’ve ever had. they are also off the scale, insanely good! can’t even compare them to a regular burger. so flavorful, a decadent texture and there’s simply nothing you can do to keep the juice from rolling down your chin. even with our eye on so many things to try and their high price – we ordered a second round as soon as the waitress came back.
- Ahi tuna kabobs with a brown sugar crust and watermelon salsa fresca were heavenly, nicely browned with a delicious glaze on the outside perfectly rare and melt in your mouth tender on the inside. 3 for $14.
- French onion soup dumplings – LOVED the chewy dumpling dough and crispy crouton on the outside contrasted with the juicy burst of super rich onion broth and melty gruyere cheese inside. served in a cool escargot like dish, with bamboo spears, makes it easy you pop the whole thing in your mouth. 6 for around $8.
- Haricot vert with buttered almonds - a simple dish that we’re a sucker for, done perfectly with tons of luscious toasted almond slivers tossed in a pile of freshly steamed haricot vert $6

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and we found ourselves in constant envy of what was being delivered to other tables. on our list for next time: red snapper tacos looked cute and delish, everything from the raw bar was fresh and fab, and the soufflé dessert trio looked fantastic. all around a great new addition to the hood that we can’t wait to return to!

Update: Catherine's Pita hit it Friday and has some raves of her own. and do not miss Andrea Strong's fascinating article in New York Magazine about AvroKO - a visionary group of young architects and designers behind The Stanton Social's fabulous space!

dude smokes 'round the baby
MORE shots of K-Fed smoking around Brit. the dude just doesn't care about the health of his kid. there's been speculation that Britney's making faces due to morning sickness but it looks like she's wincing from all the smoke around her...

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check out JustJared's fat post K-fed Smokes Like a Chimney

and this has to be the best quote ever from Char Jackson on K-Fed... "He has told me that it is really a lot, what with a breakup, a wedding and two babies in a year" Jackson says.

there's something about Colin...
just looking at this shot on the fabulous site A Socialites Life makes us feel kinda dreamy and relaxed, and want to lie on the beach with Colin Farrell drinking beer, dangling kids over our head and listening to the waves...

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Buddy and the carrot
carrots are one of Buddy's favorite treats. juicy and crunchy, and a litlte sweet. he likes to take his time and make em last. at the end of his carrot frenzy he had a small piece on the end of his nose. it was still there 20 minutes later.

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that's so NY
New York City has it's own unique energy that's continually pouring out all around you. shots like this flip us out cuz they just speak to the crazy energy that abounds in this city we love... from Curbed today... In Astor Place, Cube is Gone, But Good Times Remain

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this fantastic photo was sent to Curbed by Stuck in His Head, who included this note "There's nothing that says 'No War' like crucifying yourself in Astor Place." (dude, you rule!)

Update: the Gothamist has an awesome photo and story on the protester's arrest!

kosher roots
in celebration of Passover, Ashley Olsen wore a yamaka to the opening of "Privilege" this week

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lynch a scenester
LES graffiti, Chrystie near Stanton

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Jolie hits NYC
fresh from her jungle love escape with Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie hits NY for a visit to "Inside the Actors Studio". Ang looks very happy...

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but poor Jen looks very sad

DJ Kelly O
some very hot photos of Kelly Osbourne DJ'ing at MisShapes in NYC last Saturday night...

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TONS more just went live on the MisShapes site!

Kelly's looking so cute, it pains us to include this - Teen People reported that Kelly dyed her puppy's hair pink. this is a really crappy thing to do because people emulate celebrities and shit like this and sometimes mistreat the dogs. we just caught this sad rescue story on WaggyTailRescue about the sweetest little dog who had his head dyed pink and was then dropped off at a kill shelter. we hope Kelly does the right thing and comes out against people treating animals like disposable accessories.

money shot
while downloading Josef's Sonic Youth photos, we grabbed these crazy pics off his card. love mysterious, quirky party shots like these that make you wonder what the stories are behind them...

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day dreamin'
and he's thinkin' of you...

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designer drugs
no really, who's got the coke?
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Italian fashion designer Donatella Versace, 50, spent the past 18 years addicted to cocaine, she told Vogue. "I had so much fun. I had the best time of my life" amen! (update: more here)

looking for drugs in all the wrong places
back in the 80's you could buy decent weed on the streets of NYC. Washington Square was a popular area, we were a fan of the small shops that sold little bags of pot around the East Village. this is no longer the case. the shops we frequented are gone and if you try and buy on street you'll get busted, ripped off or mugged.

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all we have to offer is this... there are still many delivery services out there. the key is to getting a referral and phone number. if you're in a bar or at a party and get passed a joint, ask the donor if they "use a service?" it's a pretty innocent question (easy to say "no" to), and if they say "yes", it's a nice lead-in to ask for the number. another suggestion is to try asking the bartender at a bar you hang out in if they have "the number of a delivery service" (if they're cool like that.)

(disclaimer: we don't use a service. and obviously, as much as it pains us, can't hook anyone up out there. could be we're smoking rolled cigs anyway... ;-)

and he's all yours...
chug, puff, scratch, that's all he's got.

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Update: OMG! do not miss DrunkenStepfather's HILARIOUS summary of the scene!

star buzz
who's got the coke?...
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no blow? how about some star buzz...
Britney, Reese, Jessica, Nicole, Paris, Lindsay yow!
Kelly Osbourne parties in NYC this weekend
Tara Reid wasted again
Hilary Duff & Suckie-Suckie
Brad and Ang and baby
Mary Kate Olsen's coffee obsession
Paula Abdul's an idol fucker
Simon Cowell’s Manboobies!

sunset season
it's the time of year when soft, beautiful sunsets fill the NY skyline. sundown in midtown over the Hudson this week...

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buying an old house in the Catskills
as summer approaches and NYer's start to think about getting out of town on the weekends, we'd like to give a hearty endorsement to renting or buying a cheap house in the Catskills! we're born and raised NYC and have hit just about every summer vacation spot within 4 hours of the city. and for summer fun, the Northern Hudson Valley has become our favorite spot. no crowds, little traffic (2-3 hour drive), swimming holes, waterfalls, yard sales, country auctions, mini golf, demolition derby's, county fairs, unending scenic roads, trails and mountain views, old abandoned inns, history everywhere, good restaurants and shopping and it's CHEAP!

historic home from the 1700's for $75,000 (available!)
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buying an old home upstate can be a particularly rewarding experience for people who live in the city. with NYC prices being so insane - it's an opportunity to own real estate (the prices upstate are still low but it's a hot market and great investment), and while you pay the mortgage you get to enjoy your weekend home! places under $100,000 with owner financing are still out there (this one is "sale pending" but a nice example.) for years we rented a $600 a month 4 bedroom house overlooking the Hudson with a bunch of friends. then we bought the house down the street and it's changed our lives (for sale by owner!) over the years lots of our good friends have gotten places in the area.

it can be tricky finding a house to rent upstate. sometimes the NYTimes has listings, but most of the local papers (where the house rentals are listed) are not online. we recommend getting to know the area by exploring over a couple weekend trips, grabbing a bunch of local papers, a good map and cruising around. the areas we love are Ulster, Greene and Columbia Counties in the heart of the northern Hudson Valley (but many people love the surrounding counties also.) the Rip Van Winkle Motor Lodge is a cool spot to explore from. they have little cabins, are near a sweet country village, and are centrally located. pick up a Catskill Mountain Guide at the info booth as you get off the highway for maps lots of cool tips and attractions, and local papers will tip you to auctions, events and real estate agents. Rip Van Winkle Realty is a good real estate office that's centrally located, and with MLS these days (Multiple Listing Service) through any agent you can see all listings for all agencies.)

Update: we were tipped by a friend that the NY Times published a big piece on Catskill the same day as us!

pinch me
watching the Gotti show this week, we couldn't help notice how pronounced Victoria Gotti's nostrils have become, like 2 little black tunnels going into her head...

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a bewildering aspect of celebrity plastic surgery is that the people who get it done aggressively start to look WORSE after each procedure! one of the these telling signs is the over-pinched nose. when they pinch the nose in, the nostrils flair out. so people who have overdone nose jobs (like VG and LaToya Jackson), get these creepy pronounced black holes where their nose once was. Victoria Gotti's a good example of somebody who looked much better before she had work done.

tattoos and cocktails
artist Steve Butcher is showing his wonderful Fresco Tattoo Paintings at Superfine Bar and Restaurant in Dumbo/Brooklyn through the end of this month. a nice opportunity to grab a cocktail and bite and take in some really cool art!

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secret buildings
every once in a while we stop and notice a strange building we've walked by a hundred times for the first time... (41st off 9th Ave)

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sun king
on his throne

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Bill likes touching dopey women
just in from The Smoking Gun... Attorneys for the woman suing Bill Cosby for sexual assault claim that at least ten other women are prepared to testify about "prior similar sexual assaults and/or drugging incidents"

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more dark dirt in Bill Cosby's "Prior Bad Acts". we photochopped the image above using a pic from Sarah's killer ongoing contest called MoshBoy! (this one's by Kris)

man boobs yes, mullets no
a couple awesome shots from da fabulous JJB peeps... Jim Carey's put on a few but that's fine, cuz we LOVE US SOME MAN BOOBS! if Jim was here right now we'd grab a handful...

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but Taylor Hanson's new mullet scares us. Taylor, what happened? you used to be the hot one, now you're Carol Brady...

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and bonus link: Towleroad has a shot of Ashton Kutchner's buldge in long form!

Harlem fashions
spring fashions in full effect in the window of a store on 125th St.

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(photo: JosefR)

freshly pressed
looks like the bleeding has stopped and the wounds have healed; Michael Douglas is making the rounds with his newly de-wrinkled face! the "after" shot on the left was taken a couple days ago, the "before" one on the right was taken January. crow feet be gone!

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maybe it's the new beard (he's probably keeping it around to hide the scars), or that his wrinkly eyes were kindof sexy, but we like the "before" look better.

Jesus and two firecrackers
we wanted to put up a little tribute to the new Pope, but it's turns out he's an old school, conservative, gay hater. so instead, we bring you Jesco, The Dancing Outlaw, and his tattoo of "Jesus with two firecrackers"...

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a comedian named Julie Scoggins tracked Jesco down - check out her hilarious story and great photos. (via the excellent WebWasteland)

and one last word on Pope-age... Tony Pierce writes and we read, and think, and remember what he writes, cuz it's fucking brilliant! check out his amazing essay called turning the other cheek to child molestation

you've got balls
you're on top of the world... at a big event, looking sharp, with 2 beautiful women under your arms and a photographer snapping away. life just doesn’t get any better... until you get home and browse the publicity photos you were lucky enough to be caught in - and some guy has his balls on your head!

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now that's one dam fine prank. (from a group of photos of Howard Stern lackeys at a party on DailyCeleb.com)

big liar
on A Socialite's Life we learned about Joanna Molly's exclusive interview with Lisa Regina, the former girlfriend and alleged beating victim of Big Pussy, Vincent Pastore. the article and interview assert that Pastore told Regina he wanted to marry her and that they would have children. Pastore's people deny that this was ever planned. we think the denial seems kind of arguable when you look at "da family" masthead he had set up on his own official website...

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flower Bud
Buddy welcomes spring...

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messin' with genetics
harmless fun when it's through the magic of photoshop! from the site Human Descent. browse the galleries there's tons of bind-blowing images (but a little warning, there are some disturbing ones.) we especially like the bird dogs...

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and a shout out to musican Steve Isaacs for pointing us to this link a while back. Steve is a guitarist and singer in a band called The Panic Channel (with Dave Navarro.) and Steve is a rocking blogger. one of the few musican blogs (along with Dave's) that doesn't reek of self importance, and has some genuine and interesting thoughts, cool links and other fun stuff.

stalking Thurston
our boy Josef got up close and personal at 2 of the NY Sonic Youth shows this week. and we have his kick-ass photos...

at Hiro in the Maritime Hotel Monday night (more on the show)
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at North six in Williamsburg Tuesday night
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Josef's friends - Big A Little a - opened for the North Six show, and during sound check he was able to catch the great shots above of Thurston's rack and the sheet the techs use to keep us with what guitar he uses for each song. (Photos: JosefR)

Tlist UPDATE: people have emailed asking for a clearer photo of the list the tech's use for keeping up with Sonic Youth's guitar changes - click on thumbnail to open a bigger shot

hollywood's latest pregnancy rumor...
Jack is with child!

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(Photo: Kiki Press)

house of horrors
the home of the Gotti clan is for sale. here's the listing with complete details. only $4.4 million! (annual taxes are $70,000)

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anyone who's watched Growing Up Gotti knows the place is a trashed out dump. half the episodes are centered around the decaying house, debris filled pool, piles of broken furniture and garbage around the grounds, and the Gotti boys shooting up the property with paintball guns (or kicking each others bedroom doors in) - we highly suggest prospective buyers watch a few shows.

convenient
dusk and a cold beer in back of a convenience store upstate

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look, laugh, love
some fun stuff cuz it's Friday...
- remember Mosh Girl? Sarah's started Mosh Boy!!
- cat vs. dog, round 28
- dancing like an idiot behind your coworkers back is apparently the latest trend
- those Hilton girls have some big ass hands! - HiltonHands (via PageSixSixSix)
- Brit and Kev's baby-talk
- and courtesy of Ultragrrrl - THIS IS THE BOMB!!!... a website that displays the last 40 images posted to LiveJournal (a new set everytime you reload) - we can't even begin to describe the startling, funny and amazing images you'll see. it's totally addictive... click, click, click, click, click, click - so much great stuff. and then you find something that fucking blows you away.

Young Hot Hollywood
some fun shots from the mega party last night for the Young Hot Hollywood Style Awards...

Jessica has new extensions!
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Paris and Nicole have new sidekicks
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Janice has boobs, Hilary has her sister
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Tara has crazy hair, and Tori... has a rich dadYhc4

Update: Defamer has some backstage dirt!

(Photos from GettyImages)

territorial
there's a couple blocks in the LES that Buddy owns. he's got spots every few feet and updates them daily.

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stick to your ribs
this weather whispers BBQ in our ear. Dinosuar and R.U.B. are some of the hot new comers, and we've always liked Virgil's, but for kick-ass ribs - the place to go is Blue Smoke! we're talkin' real wood smoked ribs, slow cooked, tangy bbq sauce, and meat that's so tender it falls off the bone...

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Blue Smoke highlights and tips:
- dish recs: ribs ribs ribs! - all are excellent, pulled pork, (all their meats are slow smoked and amazing), mac and cheese, creamed spinach, fry bread is a must and the home made chips and blue cheese dip are a favorite. great cockatils, mojitos and blood orange margaritas are strong and delicious.
- on the expensive side, but worth it! sides serve 2+ generously, we skip appetizers and dessert and still can't finish the amazing rib sampler and sides (and the leftovers are killer.)
- get a reservation or go very early. they get packed. but tables are roomy and well spaced, service is excellent, and food comes fast (the waiters are very helpful with dish recommendations)
- NY Metro's Blue Smoke review
- Blue Smoke's official site has lots of info and menus
(thanks John, George and Laura for the help on this!)

K-smokes
yo K-Fed, STOP smoking around the baby!...

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what the fuck, right after they announce Brit's pregnant, more photos come out of Federline smoking next to her. smoking's a hard habit to kick but dam dude, can you stop smoking right in the car with her. what a fucking selfish loser. we're seriously feeling sorry for little Britney these days.

the Chowhound Guides are coming!
Chowhound, the best NYC and all around restaurant resource on the net, is publishing a Guide to the NYC TriState area! (and one for the San Francisco area.) Chowhounds and their leader Jim Leff, are hands down the most knowledgeable, accurate and passionate food consumers around. we read the site daily (and post often), and their great insight has been tipping us to new places and guiding our dining decisions for many years. according to Jim the guides are being published by Penguin (great!) and will be out at the end of the month! "Each book contains more than one thousand eateries." Keep an eye out on Chowhound and Amazon for Chowhound's Guide to NYC Tristate Area - guaranteed to rock your NY chow life!

Street Fight Video Motherload #2
fights happen. they can be very ugly, cityrag's caught a few. on the street we just snap what we see...

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on the web, we try and avoid the ultra violent videos, and look for ones that are funny or catch a crazy moment. here's an update since cityrag's last Street Fight Video Motherload post...

EbaumsWorld.com continues to reign supreme! lots of additions in the last few months to Smoothy's killer Fights and Knockouts Collection. and they do a nice job of labeling what's on each video, so you can pick and choose how low you want to go (for super fight fans, the pages of messages that follow the list contain even more vid links.) couple wild knockouts...

one simply titled Bar Fight, is an amazing example of a - "how did they catch that" - street fight film.

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knockout fans will appreciate this big mouth, college kid getting knocked out in one punch - in Don't Talk Shit (stills above are from that video.)

another list we found is LookatEntertainment's "Fighting Videos" (lots of repeats but a couple new ones)

Wimp.com usually adds a couple fight photos and videos to their weekly updates - like this CRAZY crowd fight!

and more in the first Street Fight Video Motherload round-up!

ludlow street art
graffiti & street art covered building on Ludlow...

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the great GammaBlaBlog sent us this link on the artist of the work in the top photo - WK Interact. check out more NY work on their site. or better yet, GammaBlaBlog has many awesome photos of WK's projects that capture the art and street scene around it.


Rourke throws a punch at Paris
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Mickey Rourke is one crazy plastic-faced freak. 5 minutes back on the scene and he's throwin' punches... at Paris Hilton!

"It has to do with little tiny s**t that gets under my skin. Business stuff. It's like the word 'actress'. You know. Cate Blanchett is an actress. Paris Hilton is not… I mean, how can they use the same word?"
we know it's shallow, but dam dude, your stretched out skin is beyond gross. maybe you should dis someone who isn't so young and hot that it makes you look like a deformed creep picking on the starlet who wouldn't give them the time of day.

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and dam, Mickey's even trying to cop her doggie style! more on a Socialite's Life (photo credit: Getty Images)

unintentionally gay comic book covers
BoingBoing pointed us to the new feature on the Best Site in the Universe called Unintentionally sexual comic book covers, and it's fucking great! Superman spankings, monkey love, and more to come. don't miss this brilliant piece!

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Law and Order returns to the LES
Law and Order filmed last night in the Lower East Side. there were props set up in the style of a memorial to the dead, revealing what appears to be the shooting of a child on the street as a show plot line. guess someone noted it might seem a bit creepy to locals (especially with Nicole duFresne's memorial having been just a couple blocks away a few months ago), and put up a note to remind us this is "NOT REALITY"...

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thanks JukeBoxGraduate.com for sending us the cool photo! and THANKS to the people who emailed us that they're also bummed by film crews taking all the parking and setting up big food tables in the middle of the sidewalks. it's great hearing from everyone. even our film friends have had a good sense of humor about it. a friend who works on Law and Order left us this sweet message yesterday morning... "guess who's filming in your neighborhood today bitch and has all your parking spaces? me. that's right. they're all mine"

chuiy
Buddy makes good on his nickname - Chuiy (pronounced "chewy") - also known as chuito, the chewmeister, and chuche.

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Cam can't hang...
...with the little people. a couple juicy bits on the Saturday Night Live after party this weekend...

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From Kika Press - “Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake try to "escape" photographers stationed outside the Saturday night live (with special guest host Cameron Diaz and musical guest Greenday) afterparty held at the heartland brewery in Manhattan. The couple decide the scene is too much of a burden and exit via a hotel door located next to the brewery. Cameron is seen taunting the photographers from within the confines of her car.”

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and from Gawker Stalker - "I was at the SNL after party at new club Rockcandy, and I saw Kid Rock with a washed up, trashy old porn star looking girl, Cameron Diaz with her son Justin Timberlake, Jimmy Fallon…so adorable although his striped sweater is rather tired, Horatio Sanz in a rather drunken state, but not as bad as Jimmy & last but not least I saw Tre Cool (drummer from Green Day), complete with body guard in tow, at the bar flirting tirelessly with Xiomara from America’s Next Top Model."

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Update: don't miss Whatevs' hilarious review of Cam's new show Trippin... "I don't think I'm being in the slightest bit unfair when I deem "Trippin" to be the Worst. Show. Ever. "
(Photo Credit: Kiki Press and Rex Features)

catchin' cooties
ha! this photo from Britpoppa is so fucking funny... Britney Murphy getting kissed by a creepy fan on the streets of NYC

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love the lip action and the politely appalled look on the face of the woman in the right corner. (looks like it was taken when she appeared on TRL a couple weeks ago.)

hanging out
jeans hung on a window gate in the LES. street art or donation?

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maybe both, either way it's kind of moving

smoke squad
out on weed patrol. the adrenaline rush is a bonus.

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Seal Hunt Protest tomorrow at Prada and Louis Vuitton
from Caring Activists Against Fur:
As you have probably heard, the barbaric Canadian seal hunt started this week. During this sickening event, more than 300,000 baby seals, some as young as 12 days old, will be brutally killed.

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Prada and Louis Vuitton are two designers who use seal fur and skin in their collections in Europe, thus helping to create a market for the seal fur industry. We will demonstrate in front of the Prada and Louis Vuitton stores to show our outrage at their use of seal fur as well as the fur of other innocent animals.

Please turn out and help us get maximum attention from the press and the public. Participants are encouraged (but not required) to create their own signs and posters. Here are the details:
Event: Seal Hunt Protest
Date: Saturday, April 9, 2005
Time: 3:30 to 5 p.m.
Location: Prada store at 724 5th Avenue (between East 57th and East 56th Streets). We will meet at Prada, then half of us will go to Louis Vuitton diagonally across the way at 1 East 57th Street, at the corner of 5th Avenue.

more info on the seal hunts and protests:
Stop Canada's massive seal hunt (over 95,000 seals have been killed in this years hunt so far)
A crusader for Seals an amazing slide show
Save Baby Seals: End the Seal Hunt
Canada embarks on mass seal hunt

another IMPORTANT PROTEST: Don't Shoot the Cat
in Wisconsin they are attempting this week to pass a bill that would allow cats to be shot by people. in this bill they want to define feral, free-roaming cats as unprotected. meaning domestic kitties wandering around without collars could be shot as wild game. it's archaic and horrifying, read more here: Proposal Would Allow Killing of Wild Cats.

before the vote Monday 4/11, PLEASE sign the petition and go to this page take action to help defeat this proposal! (thanks for the info Enrevanche)

the flood above
the Times Herald Record, a newspaper out of Middletown NY, has amazing coverage of the flooding that's been going on upstate this week, including some incredible photos and videos sent in by readers... see " Flood photos from our readers" and "Digital movies shot by readers" in the left column. if you're headed upstate - keep an eye out for washed out roads... (thanks Xavier for the link!)

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right or not right?
celeb gossip and photos from around the web this week...

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not right:
OJ gloating at Johnny's funeral
Chloe Sofugny
Tommy Mottola and Mariah did not have a physical relationship
These bitches are working us to the bone!
Video of Fred Durst dancing like an idiot (click the link in "Before they were stars")

right:
Avril Lavigne Eating A Slice Of Pizza
Where the Pope really went...
Angelina Jolie's lesbian fan lust
Yummy screw Ryan Phillippe
Ciara on the cover of Vibe's new Mag for women, Vixen
Post of the week! - so much great celeb crap

not sure:
Paris and Paris make out
No! Can’t be! Yup, Elijah Wood Is Gay!

Ashlee Simpson's backstage rider
from The Smoking Gun - The Secret to Ashlee's Success. and the secret is: lots of tasty junk food! wonder what her problem is with Evian?

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Bud on the run
snapped a shot of Buddy right before his missle launch down the stairs, on his way for a walk and slap happy...

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Nightmare on Orchard Street
scarrrrry graf on a truck on Orchard

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and fuck yeah!... Wooster turned us on to an amazing street artist from crooklyn this week - only 2$.

the Spederline's page is up on UPN
this is gonna be good.

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scared for the dog
can we just call this fashion-accessory-dog thing OVER? we're seriously worried about some of these little accessory pups...

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Pink has the scoop on the latest scandel in Brit-land - doggie incest!

and HOT off the Press from PageSixSixSix... Anna Nicole Smith is writing for the National Enquirer!! and it's delicious INSANITY!

Gargoyles in New York City
with the weather getting warmer and walking slowing down to a civilized pace, we're starting to notice the simple beauty of the city again. like the wonderful and historic carved stone images that can be found in virtually any neighborhood with old buildings. here's a round up of some great photos and information to help you spot them...

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Forgotten NY offers a fantastic page on the subject with tons of info, history, GREAT photos, and lots of locations and addresses.

New York Carver has many amazing galleries from around for New York City. like this one from Harlem, and this one of Avenue C (plus more galleries from around the world) you can click the small b&w thumbnails to open big, beautiful, color enlargements!

Rion's mesmerizing photos - Holding Up Skyscrappers, Gargoyles of New York City

Lost New York, a photographic essay - documents the destruction of many of New York City's 19th century buildings

a cool piece from students at Fordham U. - Gargoyles the Funny and the Grotesque in NYC

and more great photos from around the city on the GammaBlaBlog

The Art of Retouching

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Glenn Feron is a master photo retoucher. on his site The Art of Retouching, he makes the subjects pop, removes background items, and reshapes body parts. scrolling through his gallery is a nice lesson in photo editing. but what we really like are the booty lifts, artist makeovers, and tattoo removals. an eye opening reminder that much of what we see in celebrity publicity photos is highly enhanced and improved through the magic of retouching. (via the very fine RockonLock)

(Photo from GlennFeron.com)

Shack in effect
hit the Shake Shack yesterday. and for real, that was the best burger of our life. everything's as amazing as last year if not better! smell's like the best burger barbeque you've ever been to as you enter the park. at 3:15 we waited about 5 min in line and another 10 min for the food. everything was GREAT, but OH THAT BURGER! just perfect.

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$11 for the dog, shack burger, cheese fries and rootbeer. a nice little lunch for us and our burger bud, Chucky. we both noticed that service was excellent (even better than last year, if that's even possible.)Danny Meyers restaurants (like our fave Gramercy Tavern) are known for great service, it makes the spot extra nice that this tradition is carried on at the Shake Shack. here's last year's review and photos for more info.

dogged
Buddy pissed at door (we told him it says "fuck HOT dogs", but he was still pissed)

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nice door man
speaking as a former door person, most doormen suck. Tale of Two Cities had a crazy story last week about a few scumbags that terrorized the door at a recent Flaming Lips show (with links to some hilarious and descriptive first hand reports from bloggers!) we've walked past this note across from Pianos a bunch of times and never thought to snap it. so before it's gone - "once there lived a cool doorman..."

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big loser
the Big Pussy is on to us! following our scoop yesterday (after his alleged beat down of his girlfriend, Lisa Regina) that Vincent Pastore's website had lots of info and photos of her - he's taken it all down! including:
1) Lisa Regina's photo on his masthead - GONE!
2) a page devoted to the girlfriend's career that had a bunch of info and described her as his acting "coach" - GONE!
3) any mention of Lisa Regina - GONE! (including her email links and lots of mentions on a page listed as "Mug Shotz" that touted Lisa's new camera)

well guess what you big ugly loser... we stashed it all!

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so to Big Pussy - FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!

Bp2_1 And to CityRag readers - click this thumbnail to view the Lisa Regina page Big Pussy doesn’t want you to see... (the page is also still available via google cache but does not include photos.)

Update: Pastore's been arrested on assault charges! as the info unfolds it's been alleged that he "beat the shit out of her". but the classy Pussy cleared it all up with this... "'I didn't eat all day!' the gargantuan actor griped" reports the Post. and The Smoking Gun has the court papers listing the 4 charges.

boho chic week
this week both People Magazine and Fox News "discovered" the old "hot trend" known as Boho Chic (also known as bohemian chic or "rich bohemian chic".) anyone who lives in the East Village of NYC has been watching this trend grow for the many years (boho chic was the rage in Japan in the late 90's. it hit Hollywood several years back. a good friend of ours was selling Zandra Rhodes gowns to Kelly Osbourne years ago). but it's straight up hotness these dayz due to the A list celebrity factor...

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and props to Gawker for calling the trend "over" last month when the NY Times declared Mary-Kate Olsen a Fashion Icon!

People's slideshow has a great round-up of A list celebs in Boho fashions (photos above are from there site.)

fashion graffiti
bus stop Channel ad with cool shirt added by an unknown artist

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("coco mademoiselle" is part of the ad, the stuff on her face is part of the graf. it says "i'r kiss on mars"?)

modern dining
Andrea Strong's restaurant reviews are delicious. filled with rich and vivid descriptions of the entire meal and combined with her hilarious and personal writing style, we can't wait to read where she's dined. this week's review of Danny Meyer's new restaurant The Modern is a fabulous example.

also on the site... the Review Archive is a great page to check out when picking your next fine dining experience, or finding the best dishes at a place you're planning to hit.

the weekly Buzz has the latest news and hot tips on NY dining. this week she solves a mystery for us about the opening the new restaurant Kitchen and Cocktails on Orchard. after taking these photos last week, we'd been wondering about the "March opening". per the Buzz it will be opening the end of May.

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big coward
this weekend Vincent Pastore, the actor that played Big Pussy in The Sopranos, allegedly beat his girlfriend up badly in a car and on the Cowardthe streets in Soho, NY. Pastore is a massive, 400+ pound, hulking figure, so we did a little digging to see what his girlfriend looks like (usually COWARDS like Pastore hit smaller womem.) and HELLO - right on Pastore's own official website we found a bunch of photos of his girlfriend Lisa Regina and she's a tiny little thing! it seems they were pretty tight. she has her own page with a bunch of photos and he credits her as being his acting coach. AND there's another page that touts her new camera called "Mug Shotz", we're keeping an eye out for a new addition! for some reason the "Lisa and Vinny" photo isn’t loading, and Lisa's page isn't linked off the site anymore, but it's still live, for now, via a direct link. we sense a redesign coming, especailly since the masthead features a picture of Lisa!

UPDATE: this BIG PUSSY, girlfriend beatin', loser has updated his site to remove all the sutff we noted - well FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! we stashed it all and posted it here!!

umbrella casualties
after this weekend's crazy storm, here's a site everyone in NYC (or any storm struck city!) can relate to... Hamish of Verbose Coma has been "documenting 'broken' umbrellas on sidewalks of the world" on his site: Broken Umbrella Archive. browsing this collection of simple and striking photos, you start to see an interesting geometry in the shapes and angles, and wonderful artistry in the way these broken casualties scatter the city. gave us a cool new perspective walking the streets after the storm (we took these photos in tribute.)

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broken umbrellas have haunted everyone's life to some extent. it's very cool when a photographer takes imagery from our daily-life that we take for granted and "reveals" something new and eye opening about it. big props to Hamish for his original and inspiring website - Broken Umbrella Archive. and here's a few more interesting photos and tales from people who've given pause to a broken umbrella:
- Rainy Day Umbrellas - beautiful photos and essay
- umbrella-broken - striking shot from a Japanese blog
- nice B & W photo
- pink-broken-abandoned-umbrella
- cool broken umbrellas on flickr

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Buddy parts
that little swirl is Buddy's white chest hair is so dashing...

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Michael Douglas's bad plastic surgery etiquette
there's nothing wrong with a little nip and tuck, but these photos of Michael Douglas out at a restaurant after recent plastic surgery are SCARY! um Mike, can you like throw a bandage over those bleeding, oozing wounds before you go out on the town?... (actually, you should probably go home and call your doctor)

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UPDATE:
- Freshly Pressed: Michael Douglas's before and after photos are in!
- Pinch Me - Victoria Gotti's bad nose job

(photo credit: The Sun)

night light
hot lights on a cold night in the lower east side, ny

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why film production companies SUCK
using today's filming of Love Monkey in the LES as an example…

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1) craft service tables out in the open on NYC streets ARE DISGUSTING. put them in a trailer. having seen many people vomit in the street in front of Arlene’s (in this the exact spot), watching bacon and eggs being fried there this morning really fucked with us. and it’s sad watching the neighborhood homeless people walk by them.

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2) yo film crews - GET OVER YOURSELVES. people walking by are looking to see ACTORS, not your self important, clip board carrying, free crap food munching, asses.