de-facing
heads will roll: someone glued Michael Jackson's face on wrong this morning.

Wildenstein challenge: Jackie Stallone is seriously challenging Jocelyn Wildenstein for the title of "the patron saint of awful plastic surgery". these photos, all since AwfulPlasticSurgery noticed her blooming lips just a couple months ago, show her rapid and scary transformation. (and in an odd turn of events, we noticed on ThighsWide she's taken to calling Sly the deformed one)

the Faces of Meth: The Presurfer shows us "a slideshow of before/after pictures that reveals in full, unflattering color how methamphetamine ravages its users over years" - one of the scariest things we've ever seen. stay away from meth kids.