baby gets a cell phone
the baby's first Christmas (well actually he was around last year but only 4 weeks old.) we gave him a toy cell phone. it went like this... his eye's lit up "what is it?" - then he knew "it's a phone!" - and then he killed everyone in the room with brilliant impersonations of his mother on the phone... "yea" "yea yea yea" "yea yea".