oh ellen
in case you haven't caught this... Ellen DeGeneres dumped her girlfriend so that Portia de Rossi could move in! although we've never found ourselves thinking much about either of them (and it must suck for Ellen's ex) we gotta say, THAT'S HOT! just look at them in the photo, they can't wait to get home and fuck each others brains out.

and speakin of sexy... sorry Paris haterz but the girl has got it. and when did Avril Lasagna get cute and slutty?