introducing the sluttier Barbie - that's hot
apparently the old Barbie wasn't hot enough to keep up with today's role models. via one of those fabulous ad viruses that has taken over our system, we were introduced this morning to the new and improved "Juicy Couture" Barbie doll, complete with: "signature tracksuit pieces", heavier eye make-up, more bling-bling, shopping bags with catchy phrases like "Live For Sugar", accessory Chihuahuas, and an improved dazed look in their eyes...

and for you young "street culture" sluts... don't miss the Versus Barbie® Doll!... "Versus, the youthful cutting edge Versace brand that bridges the gap between the energy of street culture and high fashion with innovative designer clothing, accessories and fragrance... and an ultra-short faux fur jacket" - plus heals and a spandex jumpsuit only a pro would wear.