getting Mila drunk
conversation in a bar last week with 2 EV bartenders…
girl bartender (to us): “you know I was 17 when I first started hanging out on your night at NoTell Motel”
boy bartender: “hey, I was too.”

maybe it was the irony of having Mila Jovovich's 18th birthday in a bar filled with creepy toys and cribs turned into love seats that made her peeps book Babyland. but it was obviously fate that brought us there as her bartender. (1993, right around Dazed and Confused release...)

Mila: "can you make me a drink that's strong but doesn't taste like anything"
us: "how about sex on the beach"
Mila: "that sounds great"
us: "you'll love it"

later...

Mila: "I love that drink. can you make me one in a bigger glass"
us: "sure" (swicthing over to the pint glasses we use for beer)

they stayed to the end. Mila was carried out. and yes, they tipped well. some people just naturally know how to party.